Murdering children is one of the noblest things you can do as a Christian

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If we assume that innocent children go to heaven if they die, then killing innocent children means sending them to heaven. You remove any possibility that they could do enough wrong to separate themselves from God before death and guarantee their eternal happiness.

You might respond that God would command you not to do this, so it is wrong. However, this only makes it all the nobler. Not only do you have to struggle emotionally with killing children at the time, but you also sacrifice your own afterlife.

As such, under Christianity, murdering as many children as possible maximises their happiness at the price of your own eternal condemnation, and therefore is about as noble as any action can get.
 
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If we assume that innocent children go to heaven if they die, then killing innocent children means sending them to heaven. You remove any possibility that they could do enough wrong to separate themselves from God before death and guarantee their eternal happiness.

You might respond that God would command you not to do this, so it is wrong. However, this only makes it all the nobler. Not only do you have to struggle emotionally with killing children at the time, but you also sacrifice your own afterlife.

As such, under Christianity, murdering as many children as possible maximises their happiness at the price of your own eternal condemnation, and therefore is about as noble as any action can get.
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delete this bullshit
 
Bad idea as we have free will and children are too young to decide what they want to do in life, making a decision for them is not what God would have wanted for them obviously
 
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What about original sin?
 
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especially if its a fat ugly brown child, likely would have gone to hell for rape if he grew up.
 

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