MY 1 Week Softmaxx Sprint PLAN (TIKTOKSLOP ALERT)

[RawPilled]

Yo bhais, so I’ve decided to actually stop rotting and do a micro ascension arc during my October break. I’m in Ireland rn, stuck with low-SMV ESL betas from my country, and honestly it’s so tiring. I switched schools mid-program so I basically spawned into an already formed normie group. Zero halo, zero status, just that ‘’guy who arrived late’’ energy .

But here’s the thing: I still got a couple of Irish MTBs snapping me, throwing IOIs JFL ), so I know I’m not fully subhuman. I just look mid rn cause I haven’t softmaxxed in a while. So this week I’m doing a 1-week looksmax sprint during October break to at least go up a little bit in the social hierarchy.

My ‘’ascension plan’’ and why:

• Contact lenses: easy halo. Glasses currently give beta/glassescel vibes (even if I think that girls approach me because of them. Lenses equals more masculine.
  
  
• Haircut: my hair’s grown too long, so a trim will help me fit inside the NT groups.
  
  
• Hair styling: Sea salt spray, clay and texturizing powder. Not that “BASED” bullshit but actual good products. Messy teen hair is law.
  
  
• Eyebrow tint: I’ve already have nice brows but I’m still gonna use beard tint on them, to enhance even more my eye area now that I’m wearing lenses.
  
  
• Eyelash curler: yes, zesty but incredibly underrated, makes you look more awake. Nobody knows what you’ve done, but you look better.
  
  
• Tinted sunscreen: will give me that contrast without making me look like a clown. BB cream is an option too but I prefer not overcomplicating.
  
  
• Whitening strips: a classic. I’ve got Invisalign (it's also fixing my jaw) so this will boost my smile. Cheap and easy.

Also I’ll be doing high intensity incline treadmill walks every morning before class while staying hydrated. Easy way to look better through the morning.

I know this might sound like tiktokslop but I’m sure it works. Most guys don’t realize how small changes can bump your SMV (and nobody actually uses this in real life JFL).

Any extra tips I should add? I’m tryna mog at least a little before I go back to my main school (I’m thinking about pinning when I come back). LMK if I missed anything.

 

[pentamogged9000]

Haircut

Hair styling: Sea salt spray, clay and texturizing powder.

Whitening strips: a classic.

Tinted sunscreen

Eyebrow tint
Eyelash curler

Nigga is doing the same looksmaxxing as 40 year old women

 

[UMIRINBRAH?]

DNR not reading a greycel post

 

[shortcel67]

Yo bhais, so I’ve decided to actually stop rotting and do a micro ascension arc during my October break. I’m in Ireland rn, stuck with low-SMV ESL betas from my country, and honestly it’s so tiring. I switched schools mid-program so I basically spawned into an already formed normie group. Zero halo, zero status, just that ‘’guy who arrived late’’ energy .

But here’s the thing: I still got a couple of Irish MTBs snapping me, throwing IOIs JFL ), so I know I’m not fully subhuman. I just look mid rn cause I haven’t softmaxxed in a while. So this week I’m doing a 1-week looksmax sprint during October break to at least go up a little bit in the social hierarchy.

My ‘’ascension plan’’ and why:

• Contact lenses: easy halo. Glasses currently give beta/glassescel vibes (even if I think that girls approach me because of them. Lenses equals more masculine.
  
  
• Haircut: my hair’s grown too long, so a trim will help me fit inside the NT groups.
  
  
• Hair styling: Sea salt spray, clay and texturizing powder. Not that “BASED” bullshit but actual good products. Messy teen hair is law.
  
  
• Eyebrow tint: I’ve already have nice brows but I’m still gonna use beard tint on them, to enhance even more my eye area now that I’m wearing lenses.
  
  
• Eyelash curler: yes, zesty but incredibly underrated, makes you look more awake. Nobody knows what you’ve done, but you look better.
  
  
• Tinted sunscreen: will give me that contrast without making me look like a clown. BB cream is an option too but I prefer not overcomplicating.
  
  
• Whitening strips: a classic. I’ve got Invisalign (it's also fixing my jaw) so this will boost my smile. Cheap and easy.

Also I’ll be doing high intensity incline treadmill walks every morning before class while staying hydrated. Easy way to look better through the morning.

I know this might sound like tiktokslop but I’m sure it works. Most guys don’t realize how small changes can bump your SMV (and nobody actually uses this in real life JFL).

Any extra tips I should add? I’m tryna mog at least a little before I go back to my main school (I’m thinking about pinning when I come back). LMK if I missed anything.

Yo bhais, so I’ve decided to actually stop rotting and do a micro ascension arc during my October break. I’m in Ireland rn, stuck with low-SMV ESL betas from my country, and honestly it’s so tiring. I switched schools mid-program so I basically spawned into an already formed normie group. Zero halo, zero status, just that ‘’guy who arrived late’’ energy .

But here’s the thing: I still got a couple of Irish MTBs snapping me, throwing IOIs JFL ), so I know I’m not fully subhuman. I just look mid rn cause I haven’t softmaxxed in a while. So this week I’m doing a 1-week looksmax sprint during October break to at least go up a little bit in the social hierarchy.

My ‘’ascension plan’’ and why:

• Contact lenses: easy halo. Glasses currently give beta/glassescel vibes (even if I think that girls approach me because of them. Lenses equals more masculine.
  
  
• Haircut: my hair’s grown too long, so a trim will help me fit inside the NT groups.
  
  
• Hair styling: Sea salt spray, clay and texturizing powder. Not that “BASED” bullshit but actual good products. Messy teen hair is law.
  
  
• Eyebrow tint: I’ve already have nice brows but I’m still gonna use beard tint on them, to enhance even more my eye area now that I’m wearing lenses.
  
  
• Eyelash curler: yes, zesty but incredibly underrated, makes you look more awake. Nobody knows what you’ve done, but you look better.
  
  
• Tinted sunscreen: will give me that contrast without making me look like a clown. BB cream is an option too but I prefer not overcomplicating.
  
  
• Whitening strips: a classic. I’ve got Invisalign (it's also fixing my jaw) so this will boost my smile. Cheap and easy.

Also I’ll be doing high intensity incline treadmill walks every morning before class while staying hydrated. Easy way to look better through the morning.

I know this might sound like tiktokslop but I’m sure it works. Most guys don’t realize how small changes can bump your SMV (and nobody actually uses this in real life JFL).

Any extra tips I should add? I’m tryna mog at least a little before I go back to my main school (I’m thinking about pinning when I come back). LMK if I missed anything.

Take some roids bro fuck your little gay softmaxxing plan

 

[RawPilled]

Take some roids bro fuck your little gay softmaxxing plan

It’s been 2 months. It worked. JFL

 

[RawPilled]

It’s been 2 months. It worked. JFL

Sorry I thought this was my other thread, still overall these methods work for me

 

[brownchico]

Switching out glasses for contacts is one of the easiest check off the boxes looksmaxes anyone can do. Unfortunately dailies are very expensive where you can be spending almost a thousand a year so I recommend stretching their use by using them for two days, then taking them out when you get back home each day and using a backup pair of glasses instead while putting them in solution you can buy.

You could probably take it even further and get a colored pair with perscription and use that sometimes or all the time.

Also hair wise I think all these volumizing products and sea salt products have the same ingredients so just buy based or whatever is cheapest or has the coolest looking bottle lol.

 

[Dio Brando]

How the fuck are whitening strips gonna work in a week doesn’t that shit take weeks-months