MY 1 Week Softmaxx Sprint PLAN (TIKTOKSLOP ALERT)

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Yo bhais, so I’ve decided to actually stop rotting and do a micro ascension arc during my October break. I’m in Ireland rn, stuck with low-SMV ESL betas from my country, and honestly it’s so tiring. I switched schools mid-program so I basically spawned into an already formed normie group. Zero halo, zero status, just that ‘’guy who arrived late’’ energy :feelswhy:.

But here’s the thing: I still got a couple of Irish MTBs snapping me, throwing IOIs JFL :lul:), so I know I’m not fully subhuman. I just look mid rn cause I haven’t softmaxxed in a while. So this week I’m doing a 1-week looksmax sprint during October break to at least go up a little bit in the social hierarchy.

My ‘’ascension plan’’ and why:
  • Contact lenses: easy halo. Glasses currently give beta/glassescel vibes (even if I think that girls approach me because of them. Lenses equals more masculine.

  • Haircut: my hair’s grown too long, so a trim will help me fit inside the NT groups.

  • Hair styling: Sea salt spray, clay and texturizing powder. Not that “BASED” bullshit but actual good products. Messy teen hair is law.

  • Eyebrow tint: I’ve already have nice brows but I’m still gonna use beard tint on them, to enhance even more my eye area now that I’m wearing lenses.

  • Eyelash curler: yes, zesty but incredibly underrated, makes you look more awake. Nobody knows what you’ve done, but you look better.

  • Tinted sunscreen: will give me that contrast without making me look like a clown. BB cream is an option too but I prefer not overcomplicating.

  • Whitening strips: a classic. I’ve got Invisalign (it's also fixing my jaw) so this will boost my smile. Cheap and easy.

Also I’ll be doing high intensity incline treadmill walks every morning before class while staying hydrated. Easy way to look better through the morning.

I know this might sound like tiktokslop but I’m sure it works. Most guys don’t realize how small changes can bump your SMV (and nobody actually uses this in real life JFL).

Any extra tips I should add? I’m tryna mog at least a little before I go back to my main school (I’m thinking about pinning when I come back). LMK if I missed anything.
 
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