My 2 virgin friends lost their virginities last night to an OBESE GIRL.

[asdvek]

Thread might be long but it's worth reading. I'll leave TLDR below.

Bro last night I was out with my homie in a fucking mall, because there's nowhere else to hang out jfl

Then we get a call from, who I'll use the nickname "Dave"

And apparently Dave is with "Eric"

So Dave is a fat subhuman who's norwooding and Eric is a skinnyfat incel. These two are close friends, they're both stupid incels that literally play card games. They're absolute losers.

Anyways, so Dave calls my homie and he's on the call and Dave says that him and Eric are about to fuck a girl.

Then my homie says "why the fuck are you calling me about this I don't give a fuck" and Dave says that he wants us to come over

LIKE WHY?

Cuz apparently he's scared lmfao. Like basically he fucking wants to have more people to fuck the girl together with, so if shit goes down or wtv, if the girls pimp arrives, he can maybe get away with it.

I mean, I didn't think about this at the time. But we went there anyway. We didn't even have the intention of getting involved in the sex btw.

So we go to Eric house with my bros motorcycle, which it was gonna happen in.

And it's this literal obese girl. I couldn't believe my eyes LMFAOOO

Me and my homie instantly look at each other and we let out a smile like WTF IS THAT LOL

We tell Eric that there's no fucking way we're touching that shit.

but we do tell Eric that we will be there watching to have some laughs

So we go to the room and Dave is drinking like a bum.

So me and my boy go to the corner of the room to be as far away as possible to reduce the chance of getting bodily fluids on us to as low as possible

As the fucking obese bitch undressed, we get hit with the most foul stench ever

Even from far away we get the smell. Bitch smell like hasn't taken a shower since 2014. But I know those losers were gonna hit because they're desperate.

Anyways, Dave puts his little dick inside her mouth and the faggot starts moaning.

Literally bro, in 25 seconds he's like stop stop because he's almost about to cum.

Bro Eric goes behind and so she's sucking off Dave and Eric is behind her fucking.

I can't believe what I'm seeing BRO ITS LITERALLY THAT FUCKING WOJACK MEME. LOL. THE FUCKING KLINEFELTER RETARD

Yeah so fast forward, they take turns.

And they both do end up coming inside the fat fuck.

The funny thing is they didn't use condoms WHILE Fucking an used up fat whore with no hygiene so it's just a matter of time till the STDs start showing symptoms

Eric did tell me he woke up this morning with a stomachache

I just said "yeah you're fucked up bro"

Yeah so we didn't wanna stay in that environment any longer so we just hop on my homies motorcycle and fucking take off and get the fuck away from that place.

Holy fuck I still can't believe this LMFAOO



TLDR: 2 SUBHUMANS CALLED ERIC AND DAVE FUCKED A USED UP OBESE ROASTIE RAW

 

[SvtvnTr14d]

Thread might be long but it's worth reading. I'll leave TLDR below.

Bro last night I was out with my homie in a fucking mall, because there's nowhere else to hang out jfl

Then we get a call from, who I'll use the nickname "Dave"

And apparently Dave is with "Eric"

So Dave is a fat subhuman who's norwooding and Eric is a skinnyfat incel. These two are close friends, they're both stupid incels that literally play card games. They're absolute losers.

Anyways, so Dave calls my homie and he's on the call and Dave says that him and Eric are about to fuck a girl.

Then my homie says "why the fuck are you calling me about this I don't give a fuck" and Dave says that he wants us to come over

LIKE WHY?

Cuz apparently he's scared lmfao. Like basically he fucking wants to have more people to fuck the girl together with, so if shit goes down or wtv, if the girls pimp arrives, he can maybe get away with it.

I mean, I didn't think about this at the time. But we went there anyway. We didn't even have the intention of getting involved in the sex btw.

So we go to Eric house with my bros motorcycle, which it was gonna happen in.

And it's this literal obese girl. I couldn't believe my eyes LMFAOOO

Me and my homie instantly look at each other and we let out a smile like WTF IS THAT LOL

We tell Eric that there's no fucking way we're touching that shit.

but we do tell Eric that we will be there watching to have some laughs

So we go to the room and Dave is drinking like a bum.

So me and my boy go to the corner of the room to be as far away as possible to reduce the chance of getting bodily fluids on us to as low as possible

As the fucking obese bitch undressed, we get hit with the most foul stench ever

Even from far away we get the smell. Bitch smell like hasn't taken a shower since 2014. But I know those losers were gonna hit because they're desperate.

Anyways, Dave puts his little dick inside her mouth and the faggot starts moaning.

Literally bro, in 25 seconds he's like stop stop because he's almost about to cum.

Bro Eric goes behind and so she's sucking off Dave and Eric is behind her fucking.

I can't believe what I'm seeing BRO ITS LITERALLY THAT FUCKING WOJACK MEME. LOL. THE FUCKING KLINEFELTER RETARD

View attachment 4249202


Yeah so fast forward, they take turns.

And they both do end up coming inside the fat fuck.

The funny thing is they didn't use condoms WHILE Fucking an used up fat whore with no hygiene so it's just a matter of time till the STDs start showing symptoms

Eric did tell me he woke up this morning with a stomachache

I just said "yeah you're fucked up bro"

Yeah so we didn't wanna stay in that environment any longer so we just hop on my homies motorcycle and fucking take off and get the fuck away from that place.

Holy fuck I still can't believe this LMFAOO



TLDR: 2 SUBHUMANS CALLED ERIC AND DAVE FUCKED A USED UP OBESE ROASTIE RAW

DUDE WHY I'M CRINE

 

[Chadville]

Thread might be long but it's worth reading. I'll leave TLDR below.

Bro last night I was out with my homie in a fucking mall, because there's nowhere else to hang out jfl

Then we get a call from, who I'll use the nickname "Dave"

And apparently Dave is with "Eric"

So Dave is a fat subhuman who's norwooding and Eric is a skinnyfat incel. These two are close friends, they're both stupid incels that literally play card games. They're absolute losers.

Anyways, so Dave calls my homie and he's on the call and Dave says that him and Eric are about to fuck a girl.

Then my homie says "why the fuck are you calling me about this I don't give a fuck" and Dave says that he wants us to come over

LIKE WHY?

Cuz apparently he's scared lmfao. Like basically he fucking wants to have more people to fuck the girl together with, so if shit goes down or wtv, if the girls pimp arrives, he can maybe get away with it.

I mean, I didn't think about this at the time. But we went there anyway. We didn't even have the intention of getting involved in the sex btw.

So we go to Eric house with my bros motorcycle, which it was gonna happen in.

And it's this literal obese girl. I couldn't believe my eyes LMFAOOO

Me and my homie instantly look at each other and we let out a smile like WTF IS THAT LOL

We tell Eric that there's no fucking way we're touching that shit.

but we do tell Eric that we will be there watching to have some laughs

So we go to the room and Dave is drinking like a bum.

So me and my boy go to the corner of the room to be as far away as possible to reduce the chance of getting bodily fluids on us to as low as possible

As the fucking obese bitch undressed, we get hit with the most foul stench ever

Even from far away we get the smell. Bitch smell like hasn't taken a shower since 2014. But I know those losers were gonna hit because they're desperate.

Anyways, Dave puts his little dick inside her mouth and the faggot starts moaning.

Literally bro, in 25 seconds he's like stop stop because he's almost about to cum.

Bro Eric goes behind and so she's sucking off Dave and Eric is behind her fucking.

I can't believe what I'm seeing BRO ITS LITERALLY THAT FUCKING WOJACK MEME. LOL. THE FUCKING KLINEFELTER RETARD

View attachment 4249202


Yeah so fast forward, they take turns.

And they both do end up coming inside the fat fuck.

The funny thing is they didn't use condoms WHILE Fucking an used up fat whore with no hygiene so it's just a matter of time till the STDs start showing symptoms

Eric did tell me he woke up this morning with a stomachache

I just said "yeah you're fucked up bro"

Yeah so we didn't wanna stay in that environment any longer so we just hop on my homies motorcycle and fucking take off and get the fuck away from that place.

Holy fuck I still can't believe this LMFAOO



TLDR: 2 SUBHUMANS CALLED ERIC AND DAVE FUCKED A USED UP OBESE ROASTIE RAW

Was worth reading

 

[SvtvnTr14d]

 

[asdvek]

Was worth reading

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[asdvek]

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[Clav's Baseball Cup]

dnr but put them down

 

[Eduardo DOV]

didnt read, but it sounds pretty comical from title

 

[jackmaxxd]

Reminds me of the time I lost my virginity to these obese alcoholic latina i matched with on Tinder when i was in college. She stank also.

 

[Luquier]

Fat girls are saving incels lives mane

 

[Clqs]

basic virgin tier shitpost. if you actually wanted help instead of attention, try posting in r/MensLib subreddit or get a good therapist. but honestly who cares about you. just accept your basic and unappealing look as an npc normie.