my 4'11 friend has a gf (apparently)

[RoadKill]

Somehow my 4'11 friend (short cuz he has crohns disease) has a gf, or well he says he does anyway, i dont know how the fuck he managed that, he's not even hit puberty cuz of his condition. Apparently he met her at whatever martial arts thing he does (jiu jitsu i assume) and they go on dates and stuff. i mean i assume she's not all that good looking but idk, way he describes her is like she's aphrodite (than again he might be coping)

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I am 4'2 and have rejected many women