My approach story today

Mr_Norwood

Mr_Norwood

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I approached today..

Well actually i didn't i was drunk and in the pub and called two foids over.

The pub i was in is a dive.. it's well known as a dump that attracts the lowest forms of life in a 10 mile radius.
"rough", "dangerous" "shithole" are terms commonly used when i ask people if they go in there:ROFLMAO:

I was drinking my beer casaually watching two girls playing pool. One girl messed up and they laughed and looked at me to see if i was watching, i smiled and did the "come here" hand gesture.

The first thing i said in my drunkish low inhib state was...

"i hope you're not here to pull any guys they're all deadbeats.. are you students?"
They laughed and the short one said yes... they are students and "are you our guardian angel" I said yes
One asked me "what are you listening to"..

I had my phone on the table with earphones


To cut the story short.. they went back to playing pool, i had another drink and went home.
 
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Why didnt u fuck them
 
Lmao A+ story gigablackpill
 
Hope you guys enjoyed my story.
 
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Im surprised you didn't go on a rant saying "You would never go with an ugly subhuman baldcel like me, you're too busy ignoring us incels for 6 foot 5 Carlos the Druglord. Fuck you, you stupid landwhales"
 
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Im surprised you didn't go on a rant saying "You would never go with an ugly subhuman baldcel like me, you're too busy ignoring us incels for 6 foot 5 Carlos the Druglord. Fuck you, you stupid landwhales"
next time hopefully
 
Lmao I’m imagining this baldcel doing something this chady even drunk and it’s not even believable pure larp
 
Im surprised you didn't go on a rant saying "You would never go with an ugly subhuman baldcel like me, you're too busy ignoring us incels for 6 foot 5 Carlos the Druglord. Fuck you, you stupid landwhales"
I fucking hate Carlos the Druglord, he keeps cucking me whenever I get a oneitis.
 
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Hope you guys enjoyed my story.
Just heisenbergmaxx bro
walter-white-heisenberg.jpg
 
Lmao I’m imagining this baldcel doing something this chady even drunk and it’s not even believable pure larp

It happend bro. Accept it
 

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