gymcel_retard
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A stacy lite from my work was showing interest in me a couple of months ago. I had spoken to her a few times briefly in the past but never really had a conversation with her. For context I am a gymaxed htn 19yo and she is 24 yo sl
One day I posted an instagram story showing my physique and a few days later, a co-worker asked me if i had a gf and said that the stacy lite wanted him to ask me this question. I couldn't really believe this as I am now used to getting 0 matches on tinder so I never thought I had a chance with a femoid of this caliber.
After about 4 weeks of texting back and fourth, as well as the occasional socially inept conversations I had with her at work, we ended up going out on a date to a bar. I would say at least 30% of the time was awkward silence and 50% was mind numbing conversation. Even the bartender thought I was retarted based on how awkard the whole thing was
Next week I see her at work and we don't even say hi to each other, I basically avoided her the whole shift until the very end.
The machine for clocking off is in the break room so I had no choice but to go in there while she was on break. I punched in my numbers as fast as possible, turned around and made eye contact with her. At this point I had no other option but to say something. What I did in this moment makes the average autismo seem like a giga nt talk show host.
I opened my mouth in an attempt to say 'cya' but what came out was a voice crack that made me sound like a pre pubescent twink. After immediately hanging my head in shame I quickly scurried to the exit of the room but my foot accidentally clipped the table so I also stumbled on the way out. I didn't even see the look on her face when this happened but it doesn't matter because I wont be talking to her again for sure
One day I posted an instagram story showing my physique and a few days later, a co-worker asked me if i had a gf and said that the stacy lite wanted him to ask me this question. I couldn't really believe this as I am now used to getting 0 matches on tinder so I never thought I had a chance with a femoid of this caliber.
After about 4 weeks of texting back and fourth, as well as the occasional socially inept conversations I had with her at work, we ended up going out on a date to a bar. I would say at least 30% of the time was awkward silence and 50% was mind numbing conversation. Even the bartender thought I was retarted based on how awkard the whole thing was
Next week I see her at work and we don't even say hi to each other, I basically avoided her the whole shift until the very end.
The machine for clocking off is in the break room so I had no choice but to go in there while she was on break. I punched in my numbers as fast as possible, turned around and made eye contact with her. At this point I had no other option but to say something. What I did in this moment makes the average autismo seem like a giga nt talk show host.
I opened my mouth in an attempt to say 'cya' but what came out was a voice crack that made me sound like a pre pubescent twink. After immediately hanging my head in shame I quickly scurried to the exit of the room but my foot accidentally clipped the table so I also stumbled on the way out
. I didn't even see the look on her face when this happened but it doesn't matter because I wont be talking to her again for sure 
