My best advice for virgins

[Swagwaffle]

Start by kissing

then pull ur dick out.

this is not porn & ur most likely not Chad.

A girl won't do it for you. You have to initiate it !

in summary.

1. Kiss
2. Pull Out
3. Observe her reaction. If she responds well then ur good look at step 4. if she rejects time to pull it back in and kick her out. Move on to the next foid or else ur just going to be a gay bestfriend to her.
4. Stick it in her mouth or vagina

 

[Deleted member 281]

Start by kissing

then pull ur dick out.

Then get thrown in prison.

 

[Nibba]

How to go to prison as an ugly male part 1 of 1

 

[Swagwaffle]

if u start kissing each other its an open invitation to the vagina.

How to go to prison as an ugly male part 1 of 1

or remain virgin.

 

[Nibba]

if u start kissing each other its an open invitation to the vagina.

or remain virgin.

Won't be a virgin in prison with Tyrone and Chad walking around

 

[Swagwaffle]

Won't be a virgin in prison with Tyrone and Chad walking around

atleast u will get rid of ur dry spell + u get to try anal

 

[Nibba]

atleast u will get rid of ur dry spell + u get to try anal

Kek on the catching end of that...and the catching end of AIDS too

 

[Deleted member 209]

"Just show your dick to her bro"

 

[x69]

"Just show your dick to her bro"

Might try this with my oneitis. And force her to suck it

 

[Deleted member 281]

Might try this with my oneitis. And force her to suck it

 

[x69]

Idgaf.

WELL HELLO DUTCH GOVERNMENT

 

[Deleted member 209]

Might try this with my oneitis. And force her to suck it

Tell us how it goes

 

[averageblokecel]

Might try this with my oneitis. And force her to suck it

It's never too lat or too soon to begin rape game

Also this is a legit strategy for bigdongcels, else you'll get thrown into alcatraz to get raped by BBC tryonne

 

[x69]

Also this is a legit strategy for bigdongcels

No need to say more. Im doing it

 

[averageblokecel]

No need to say more. Im doing it

Even though 18cm is more than enough to ACTUALLY satisfy a female, bigdongcels hang around 20cm or more so I wouldn't try it unless it's worth to you risking getting raped my Iranian Chad (cuz you are a Kurd)

 

[x69]

Even though 18cm is more than enough to ACTUALLY satisfy a female, bigdongcels hang around 20cm or more so I wouldn't try it unless it's worth to you risking getting raped my Iranian Chad (cuz you are a Kurd)

I am at 18.4 so idk. She's also like 162 cm so it will appear really big for her idc.
And she has no choice so ye. Slayerrapeeeeeeeeeeeeee BROTHA>

Dutch government im a slayahhhhhhh. U guys enjoy my post?

 

[SomethingOff]

Might try this with my oneitis. And force her to suck it

Just rapemaxx, bro!