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I know I have been making a lot of clubbing threads, but I have read that you guys have enjoyed them. Thankfully, I have been going out 3-4 nights per week so I have plenty of material. I think the main reason I had such a successful night was the fact that I went clean shaven + hairmaxed
I think I have more appeal specifically to 18 year old freshman JBs clean shaven + tik tok hairmaxed.
-I will eventually try to bring back some stubble when its denser, considering im on steroids. something like this.
looksmax.org
Anyway, ill get into my recap of the night, including media because I try to make my threads blog style.
I started out by changing into a bunch of jestered clown clothes which was way to tryhard, but I remembered my most mog nights were in hanes tshirts so I put on a schmedium JFL. I went to a pregame with comical clowns who were trying to tell me I was underdressed and I wont get bitches without good clothes
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Then one seemingly intelligent kid said "it doesnt matter what he wears hes tall and jacked" and then they all started asking goofy clown shit like if I looksmax and that im "pretty" which indicates current lack of sexual dimorphism to comment with that adjective. Hopefully when I chiselmax I will be more dimorphic. Anyway, I went to my room and took 500 pregab + 60 baclofen. I realized 600 was making me a fucking jester and acting retarded to girls so I lowered dose a bit. I got KO'd because some kid wanted me to do a chug from a titos handle and I did a fucking insane swig. Degenerate frat brother tier ethanol swig got me intoxed INSTANTLY.
I got into the uber and started posting mog photos on my story to get girls to swipe up and ask if I was clubbing, to which i got 3 replies and set in motion 3 makeouts.
I know I look a bit gay but hoes were miring at me so its wtvr
But I get to the club and see a long as line which I didnt wanna wait in, so I go up to a random HTB and give her a hug acting like I knew her and she thought it was comical and let me stay in line with her. I didnt get to makeout with her but I got her snapchat which was mogger. I was genuinely finished tier going in because 60 bac makes me pretty wasted. I was shaking handing the bouncer my id because I could have been denied for being too fucked up. I got in tho and went to the bathroom to bonesmash zygos for red undertones and to sober up a bit. I also wanted to make sure waterline was fine because someone called me out at the pregame saying "are you wearing makeup" I was like what no ofc not and he dropped it.
Makeup maxDude before you call me out for being sus due to makeupmaxing, it looks good and if you care about mogging thats all that should matter. Improves perceived PFL and makes you tera striking.
I walked around the club feeling like a fucking mogger and got an IOI within 30 seconds that I approached. I just started dancing with this becky (i dont recall how I escalated but usually just taking their hand and they dance with you) and after about 10 seconds we started kissing.
First arguably high tier becky kiss of the night (mogger warmup), I find making out with a less attractive girl first in the night to be best, so you dont get your first approach denied and suffer from lower confidence later in the night.
Then I insta ghosted her LARPing I had to piss (I went up to another bitch 15 seconds later and got another makeout)
I was struggling to maintain my errections since I was on pregab without cialis or viagra, So i would have to have strong makeouts to get erect.
I started going up to girls saying "lets reverse the roles and you buy me a drink tonight" which my pal taught me and I didnt believe this worked but it is fucking insane. I had atleast 5 free shots which took me out. I included the video above because I started being giga retarded posting tons of PSL autistic shit like that video, pics with girls writing "mogged" it was beyond brutal for my iq. Pregab decreases your iq by 10-20 which is why its ideal for socialmaxing, because I IQmog the majority of normies to death.
The next few makeouts were textbook, approach say "hey you wanna dance" then say 30 seconds later "you are so beautiful I would kiss you right now" JFL i legit have a script going and bitches will say shit like "do you do this to every girl" "no baby ofc not"
Honestly I wish i had more pics but I kinda stopped taking em after a while, I have way more media for the next club report.
I hit 16 makeouts in the 4 hours I was there, which was a very good night. Anything above 10 I consider quite mogger at this point in my journey. I think clean shave ascends me for know.
My next thing I was doing way mogging people and stealing their girls
Imagine being suck a cuck subhuman that you sit there and watch this happen. 5'2 MTN getting fucking brutalized. NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP ME JFLLLL. I was also one of the tallest guys in the club somehow that night.
I stole about 3 peoples girls, I would approach a girl while a dude was talking/dancing and pretend they dont exist. These cucks just stand there and watch it happen too. SOME EVEN DAP U UP, LIKE WTF IS THIS CLOWN WORLD. I would fight anyone who tried that, no one ever has tho. I always bump into people trying to start shit and they will say a smug comment then Ill get in their face and say what did you say, and they always instapologize like I wasnt totally at fault.
I guess that happens when you look like this
Ive been getting some height gains already from HGH + MSM (so I maintain morning spine decompression).
The next one was going up to girls saying I mogged them rofl
This one was beyond brutal, she was like are you gonna send it to your boys to feel better, "NOPE ITS GOING IN A PSL DISCORD AND FORUM" JFL
-We eventually became friends later in the night and hugged it out, actually good friends now.
I left the night to go back to a girl on my floors dorm and slay, we planned it out and called multiple times, but the bitch THREW UP in her uber and her friends sent me vids, she was beyond destroyed so I had to LDAR. I could have went with any other bitch home but I figured id go with her cuz of close proximity, but she fucked up by getting giga shitfaced like a goofy clown.
Thanks for the read, the next thread mogs this one to gandy heaven but leave a rep (this took 2 hours to write)
-I will eventually try to bring back some stubble when its denser, considering im on steroids. something like this.
If you have a long philtrum and your not doing this, its your fault
Should be water but the best looksmax for philtrumcels is NOT lip-lift Goodluck with your 1.1 midface buddy boy and gay/aspie scar. you could simply get a mustache You didnt even know gandy had a long philtrum because of his mustache that also increases his SMV, take the advice of the...
looksmax.org
Anyway, ill get into my recap of the night, including media because I try to make my threads blog style.
I started out by changing into a bunch of jestered clown clothes which was way to tryhard, but I remembered my most mog nights were in hanes tshirts so I put on a schmedium JFL. I went to a pregame with comical clowns who were trying to tell me I was underdressed and I wont get bitches without good clothes
. Then one seemingly intelligent kid said "it doesnt matter what he wears hes tall and jacked" and then they all started asking goofy clown shit like if I looksmax and that im "pretty" which indicates current lack of sexual dimorphism to comment with that adjective. Hopefully when I chiselmax I will be more dimorphic. Anyway, I went to my room and took 500 pregab + 60 baclofen. I realized 600 was making me a fucking jester and acting retarded to girls so I lowered dose a bit. I got KO'd because some kid wanted me to do a chug from a titos handle and I did a fucking insane swig. Degenerate frat brother tier ethanol swig got me intoxed INSTANTLY.
I got into the uber and started posting mog photos on my story to get girls to swipe up and ask if I was clubbing, to which i got 3 replies and set in motion 3 makeouts.
I know I look a bit gay but hoes were miring at me so its wtvr
But I get to the club and see a long as line which I didnt wanna wait in, so I go up to a random HTB and give her a hug acting like I knew her and she thought it was comical and let me stay in line with her. I didnt get to makeout with her but I got her snapchat which was mogger. I was genuinely finished tier going in because 60 bac makes me pretty wasted. I was shaking handing the bouncer my id because I could have been denied for being too fucked up. I got in tho and went to the bathroom to bonesmash zygos for red undertones and to sober up a bit. I also wanted to make sure waterline was fine because someone called me out at the pregame saying "are you wearing makeup" I was like what no ofc not and he dropped it
.Makeup max
I walked around the club feeling like a fucking mogger and got an IOI within 30 seconds that I approached. I just started dancing with this becky (i dont recall how I escalated but usually just taking their hand and they dance with you) and after about 10 seconds we started kissing.
First arguably high tier becky kiss of the night (mogger warmup), I find making out with a less attractive girl first in the night to be best, so you dont get your first approach denied and suffer from lower confidence later in the night.
Then I insta ghosted her LARPing I had to piss (I went up to another bitch 15 seconds later and got another makeout)
I was struggling to maintain my errections since I was on pregab without cialis or viagra, So i would have to have strong makeouts to get erect.
I started going up to girls saying "lets reverse the roles and you buy me a drink tonight" which my pal taught me and I didnt believe this worked but it is fucking insane. I had atleast 5 free shots which took me out. I included the video above because I started being giga retarded posting tons of PSL autistic shit like that video, pics with girls writing "mogged" it was beyond brutal for my iq. Pregab decreases your iq by 10-20 which is why its ideal for socialmaxing, because I IQmog the majority of normies to death.
The next few makeouts were textbook, approach say "hey you wanna dance" then say 30 seconds later "you are so beautiful I would kiss you right now" JFL i legit have a script going and bitches will say shit like "do you do this to every girl" "no baby ofc not"
Honestly I wish i had more pics but I kinda stopped taking em after a while, I have way more media for the next club report.
I hit 16 makeouts in the 4 hours I was there, which was a very good night. Anything above 10 I consider quite mogger at this point in my journey. I think clean shave ascends me for know.
My next thing I was doing way mogging people and stealing their girls
Imagine being suck a cuck subhuman that you sit there and watch this happen. 5'2 MTN getting fucking brutalized. NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP ME JFLLLL. I was also one of the tallest guys in the club somehow that night.
I stole about 3 peoples girls, I would approach a girl while a dude was talking/dancing and pretend they dont exist. These cucks just stand there and watch it happen too. SOME EVEN DAP U UP, LIKE WTF IS THIS CLOWN WORLD. I would fight anyone who tried that, no one ever has tho. I always bump into people trying to start shit and they will say a smug comment then Ill get in their face and say what did you say, and they always instapologize like I wasnt totally at fault
. I guess that happens when you look like this
Ive been getting some height gains already from HGH + MSM (so I maintain morning spine decompression).
The next one was going up to girls saying I mogged them rofl
This one was beyond brutal, she was like are you gonna send it to your boys to feel better, "NOPE ITS GOING IN A PSL DISCORD AND FORUM" JFL
-We eventually became friends later in the night and hugged it out, actually good friends now.
I left the night to go back to a girl on my floors dorm and slay, we planned it out and called multiple times, but the bitch THREW UP in her uber and her friends sent me vids, she was beyond destroyed so I had to LDAR. I could have went with any other bitch home but I figured id go with her cuz of close proximity, but she fucked up by getting giga shitfaced like a goofy clown.
Thanks for the read, the next thread mogs this one to gandy heaven but leave a rep (this took 2 hours to write)
