My best slay story (legit)

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It was a cool summer night in 2019. I was living in Montreal for the summer and that night decided to go out to a bar. I popped a xanax before I went out, because I was going out alone and wanted to socialize. I met some cool guys and started playing beer pong there and the drinking combined with the xanax made me get very fucked up and low inhib. I let loose and was having fun and I guess I didnt give off my typical autism vibes. Anyways, a random girl came up and kept flirting with me, so I went outside with her and started making out with her but she said she was too old for me (she was 31 but still hot), and anyways it was her friend who really wanted to get with me. So I went back inside with her and she pointed out her friend from across the room. But her friend was ugly so I asked her to introduce me to a hotter friend. I bought that hotter girl a drink and we sat down on a couch and took a shot of whiskey together and then I started making out with the new girl. Who was legit a 8/10. Perfect body, big brown eyes, glowing skin with cute freckles all over.

Anyways, the new girl instantly was all over me, and started rubbing my arms. She was whimpering and being quiet and I asked her whats wrong and she blurted out "you are just so hot I cant believe you would want a girl like me". But I told her I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the room and she smiled and pulled me in for a big kiss. She told me she never just hooks up like this, but I was too hot, and she couldn't resist. So we took an uber back to my apartment and then fucked all night.

Next morning we walked up Mont Royal (the mountain overlooking the city) and on top there was a park and we drank some wine and made out on the grass under the sweet summer sun. Then went back to my apartment and fucked even more before she had to go home so I walked her to the train station and said goodbye.

Anyways, my point is slaying prime teen pussy like that is the ONLY thing that makes life worth living. That one day was more validating and fulfilling than my past 22 years of life combined. It truly blackpilled me to my core. Because I realized that slaying IRL was 100x better than I could ever imagine, and that the only thing that can get you such an experience is having a good FACE.
 
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nice bro
 
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indeed. my looks are now rapidly declining so im afraid I will never slay prime teen pussy like that again. suicide of course is the only answer, because why live if you cannot slay.

Slaying only makes you more blackpilled, because you realize how great it really is. And you realize that if you cant slay you should rope ASAP.
 
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OH FUCK OFF. WHATS UR PSL, LIKE 7? I WAS ENJOYING MY DAY PLAYING VIDEOGAMES NOW I SEE THIS SHIT. I AM GOING TO GO AND CRY NOW
 
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OH FUCK OFF. WHATS UR PSL, LIKE 7? I WAS ENJOYING MY DAY PLAYING VIDEOGAMES NOW I SEE THIS SHIT. I AM GOING TO GO AND CRY NOW
currently 5 psl

was 6 psl then cause collagen and hair.
 
tales unless you dm me proof
 
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what's your height
 
"no, no....no not again" uttered @Blackpillsuicide, it was another wet dream, he's third in 4 days. He slowly walked out his bed and into his bathroom, tears streaming onto his cheeks. The years long suffering of inceldom was breaking him down, "goddammit, why does this keep happening to me!" he exclaimed wiping the semen from his erected 3 inch penis. At this point he knew his life was over, and the journey to gandy heaven was but a step away. But alas he had a brilliant idea, he sprinted to his computer, a smile wrapped around his face, "i will show these fools I mog" and he begun typing his poorly crafted slay story on off-topic of .me

the end.
 
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how exactly am I supposed to prove this happened?
you didnt take a single pic from that day? dont believe u tbh

just show me a pic of where u guys drank wine or smthng
 
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"no, no....no not again" uttered @Blackpillsuicide, it was another wet dream, he's third in 4 days. He slowly walked out his bed and into his bathroom, tears streaming onto his cheeks. The years long suffering of inceldom was breaking him down, "goddammit, why does this keep happening to me!" he exclaimed wiping the semen from his erected 3 inch penis. At this point he knew his life was over, and the journey to gandy heaven was but a step away. But alas he had a brilliant idea, he sprinted to his computer a smile wrapped around his face, "i will show these fools I mog" and he begun typing his poorly crafted slay story on off-topic of .me

the end.
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It was a cool summer night in 2019. I was living in Montreal for the summer and that night decided to go out to a bar. I popped a xanax before I went out, because I was going out alone and wanted to socialize. I met some cool guys and started playing beer pong there and the drinking combined with the xanax made me get very fucked up and low inhib. I let loose and was having fun and I guess I didnt give off my typical autism vibes. Anyways, a random girl came up and kept flirting with me, so I went outside with her and started making out with her but she said she was too old for me (she was 31 but still hot), and anyways it was her friend who really wanted to get with me. So I went back inside with her and she pointed out her friend from across the room. But her friend was ugly so I asked her to introduce me to a hotter friend. I bought that hotter girl a drink and we sat down on a couch and took a shot of whiskey together and then I started making out with the new girl. Who was legit a 8/10. Perfect body, big brown eyes, glowing skin with cute freckles all over.

Anyways, the new girl instantly was all over me, and started rubbing my arms. She was whimpering and being quiet and I asked her whats wrong and she blurted out "you are just so hot I cant believe you would want a girl like me". But I told her I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the room and she smiled and pulled me in for a big kiss. She told me she never just hooks up like this, but I was too hot, and she couldn't resist. So we took an uber back to my apartment and then fucked all night.

Next morning we walked up Mont Royal (the mountain overlooking the city) and on top there was a park and we drank some wine and made out on the grass under the sweet summer sun. Then went back to my apartment and fucked even more before she had to go home so I walked her to the train station and said goodbye.

Anyways, my point is slaying prime teen pussy like that is the ONLY thing that makes life worth living. That one day was more validating and fulfilling than my past 22 years of life combined. It truly blackpilled me to my core. Because I realized that slaying IRL was 100x better than I could ever imagine, and that the only thing that can get you such an experience is having a good FACE.
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I got OP's DMs.

My conclusion is that he probably does in fact slay + I think the story in OP is legit.

But he is shit at taking pics which to me says he is very non-NT. Hence his description of using drugs to be NT.

Overall story checks out and has been verified by me.
 
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I got OP's DMs.

My conclusion is that he probably does in fact slay + I think the story in OP is legit.

But he is shit at taking pics which to me says he is very non-NT. Hence his description of using drugs to be NT.

Overall story checks out and has been verified by me.
Yes bro. Plus the girls were French Canadian and shit at English. So they couldn’t understand I actually had autism when I was talking to them.
 
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Looks legit to me. I wish I slayed while in holidays, too bad my face doesn't allow it.
 
this post makes me @Blackpillsuicide
 
Actually idk if this was better than the time I had a gangbang at a beach mansion when I was in HS, having a 3 way on a private yacht was pretty fun too. It’s hard to decide 🤔
 
Sounds like xan helped a lot good shit
 

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