My Bestfriend Swallowed a Penny when he was 7 and Now It's his only Source of Income.

[Nazi Germany]

The absolute legend, the mythical pioneer of gastrointestinal economics. The man, the myth, the hero who swallowed a penny at the tender age of 7, has single-handedly redefined the concept of “long-term investment” in the most bizarre, bio-financial saga ever to hit the human digestive market. @BigJimsWornOutTires Forget Muuhhhhh NFTs, crypto, or stocks; this dude’s portfolio lives and breathes—literally inside him—accruing value in ways that transcend both time and sanity.
The audacity. @_MVP_ The absolute gall of that single, unassuming copper coin, now a sovereign entity residing deep in the folds of his intestines, collecting interest in ways no mortal or Wall Street banker could ever fathom.
Economies rise and fall. Crypto crashes. But my friend is sitting on the penny stock except the stock is the penny, and it's literally stocked somewhere between his colon and karmic destiny. The Fortune 500 can't touch this kind of accrual. This is hyper-intestinal capitalism.
If that penny ever comes out, My friend should probably get it framed, slap a valuation on it, and let Sotheby’s auction the thing. Because that’s not just a coin anymore. That’s an era. A legacy.
@thecel @Vermilioncore @MoggerGaston

 

[Nazi Germany]

@nullandvoid @Tabula Rasa @StarvedEpi @the BULL @PROMETHEUS Iam on LSD trip. Am I?

 

[Nazi Germany]

@lurking truecel @med @psychomandible @Whatever

 

[Tabula Rasa]

@nullandvoid @Tabula Rasa @StarvedEpi @the BULL @PROMETHEUS Iam on LSD trip. Am I?

maybe

 

[StarvedEpi]

@nullandvoid @Tabula Rasa @StarvedEpi @the BULL @PROMETHEUS Iam on LSD trip. Am I?

I need to get some shrooms or lsd and trip myself

 

[Tabula Rasa]

I need to get some shrooms or lsd and trip myself

Yeah. They're a gateway to higher realities, or something like that.

 

[Nazi Germany]

I need to get some shrooms or lsd and trip myself

Yeah. They're a gateway to higher realities, or something like that.

DMT is much better In my opinion

 

[Nazi Germany]

@SidharthTheSlayer @BigJimsWornOutTires @PROMETHEUS @n9wiff @Mewton

 

[Soter]

this shit made me laugh hard jfl

 

[StarvedEpi]

DMT is much better In my opinion

I would get dmt but i really only use the local telly so shrooms are the best option for m

 

[Nazi Germany]

I would get dmt but i really only use the local telly so shrooms are the best option for m

@Weed

 

[Deleted member 81734]

had to rep for the title alone

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The absolute legend, the mythical pioneer of gastrointestinal economics. The man, the myth, the hero who swallowed a penny at the tender age of 7, has single-handedly redefined the concept of “long-term investment” in the most bizarre, bio-financial saga ever to hit the human digestive market. @BigJimsWornOutTires Forget Muuhhhhh NFTs, crypto, or stocks; this dude’s portfolio lives and breathes—literally inside him—accruing value in ways that transcend both time and sanity.
The audacity. @_MVP_ The absolute gall of that single, unassuming copper coin, now a sovereign entity residing deep in the folds of his intestines, collecting interest in ways no mortal or Wall Street banker could ever fathom.
Economies rise and fall. Crypto crashes. But my friend is sitting on the penny stock except the stock is the penny, and it's literally stocked somewhere between his colon and karmic destiny. The Fortune 500 can't touch this kind of accrual. This is hyper-intestinal capitalism.
If that penny ever comes out, My friend should probably get it framed, slap a valuation on it, and let Sotheby’s auction the thing. Because that’s not just a coin anymore. That’s an era. A legacy.
@thecel @Vermilioncore @MoggerGaston

Do you think there will be a market for gastrointestinal paint chips? I have a stomach full from when I was a kid. Not sure why, but the chips were so tasty! I felt like Depeche Mode:

The way he dances is how I danced after eating paint chips.

 

[Vermilioncore]

It’s no longer a coin but a time capsule

 

[Nazi Germany]

Do you think there will be a market for gastrointestinal paint chips? I have a stomach full from when I was a kid. Not sure why, but the chips were so tasty! I felt like Depeche Mode:

The way he dances is how I danced after eating paint chips.

The gourmet delicacies of yesteryear; culinary pioneers like yourself transcended mere sustenance. You didn't just eat paint chips; you devoured the essence of color itself. A market for gastrointestinal pigments already here, my friend, trading on frequencies humans can't perceive, much like your childhood palate that could detect flavors no adult tongue dares comprehend.

It’s no longer a coin but a time capsule

Indeed. A physical embodiment of time itself. When that penny exits, history may shift, the stock market will tremble, and reality will glitch.