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Zubeer Adolf Hipster -Nazi Monkoid Rights Activist
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The absolute legend, the mythical pioneer of gastrointestinal economics. The man, the myth, the hero who swallowed a penny at the tender age of 7, has single-handedly redefined the concept of “long-term investment” in the most bizarre, bio-financial saga ever to hit the human digestive market. @BigJimsWornOutTires Forget Muuhhhhh NFTs, crypto, or stocks; this dude’s portfolio lives and breathes—literally inside him—accruing value in ways that transcend both time and sanity.
The audacity. @_MVP_ The absolute gall of that single, unassuming copper coin, now a sovereign entity residing deep in the folds of his intestines, collecting interest in ways no mortal or Wall Street banker could ever fathom.
Economies rise and fall. Crypto crashes. But my friend is sitting on the penny stock except the stock is the penny, and it's literally stocked somewhere between his colon and karmic destiny. The Fortune 500 can't touch this kind of accrual. This is hyper-intestinal capitalism.
If that penny ever comes out, My friend should probably get it framed, slap a valuation on it, and let Sotheby’s auction the thing. Because that’s not just a coin anymore. That’s an era. A legacy.
@thecel @Vermilioncore @MoggerGaston
The audacity. @_MVP_ The absolute gall of that single, unassuming copper coin, now a sovereign entity residing deep in the folds of his intestines, collecting interest in ways no mortal or Wall Street banker could ever fathom.
Economies rise and fall. Crypto crashes. But my friend is sitting on the penny stock except the stock is the penny, and it's literally stocked somewhere between his colon and karmic destiny. The Fortune 500 can't touch this kind of accrual. This is hyper-intestinal capitalism.
If that penny ever comes out, My friend should probably get it framed, slap a valuation on it, and let Sotheby’s auction the thing. Because that’s not just a coin anymore. That’s an era. A legacy.
@thecel @Vermilioncore @MoggerGaston
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