My boss suspects that I am gay!!!

[Chinacurry]

Decided to go to office today, just to see what's up. Anyway my boss is there, and he came running to my desk and said he needs a person's private phone number cos he doesn't have it, so I said sure, went through my phone.

Problem here is WhatsApp is on my 3rd homepage, so I had to swipe through these, Nd he saw my wallpapers (prime gandy, topless, Hemsworth, morphed Brady). He says oh you have these guys on your phone, that's different, yeah I might change my wallpaper, I've had this pic of wife and kids for many years now and they are all grown up. Then I give him number and he leaves.

After that we go for a cigarette together and he starts asking me about how things are with my gf, and I tell him we broke up months ago, he said oh sorry, any particular reason? I said I was too ugly and fat and he said oh so you dont tell me the real reason haha!

Even later he says oh you know chinacurry to t must be hard for you as your the only person in the office who has no family or relationship, but on case it's not obvious, you can always talk to me about anything you might want to, if things are getting a bit much or things are stressing you.

This is more than we have talked in last 2 years, and I am sure it's cos of my phone pics fml

 

[onnysk]

u wanna get the promotion son? u know what to do

 

[Deleted member 4430]

we know, you didnt have to post it twice

 

[onnysk]

 

[Growth Plate]

dnrd

 

[bacterium]

Nd he saw my wallpapers (prime gandy, topless, Hemsworth, morphed Brady). He says oh you have these guys on your phone

I said I was too ugly and fat and he said oh so you dont tell me the real reason haha!

bro ur retarded

 

[Chinacurry]

bro ur retarded

Which bit?

 

[volcelfatcel]

Side effect of this forum is becoming gayer and gayer by the day jfl

 

[Deleted member 8771]

Decided to go to office today, just to see what's up. Anyway my boss is there, and he came running to my desk and said he needs a person's private phone number cos he doesn't have it, so I said sure, went through my phone.

Problem here is WhatsApp is on my 3rd homepage, so I had to swipe through these, Nd he saw my wallpapers (prime gandy, topless, Hemsworth, morphed Brady). He says oh you have these guys on your phone, that's different, yeah I might change my wallpaper, I've had this pic of wife and kids for many years now and they are all grown up. Then I give him number and he leaves.

After that we go for a cigarette together and he starts asking me about how things are with my gf, and I tell him we broke up months ago, he said oh sorry, any particular reason? I said I was too ugly and fat and he said oh so you dont tell me the real reason haha!

Even later he says oh you know chinacurry to t must be hard for you as your the only person in the office who has no family or relationship, but on case it's not obvious, you can always talk to me about anything you might want to, if things are getting a bit much or things are stressing you.

This is more than we have talked in last 2 years, and I am sure it's cos of my phone pics fml

 

[Deleted member 10915]

LMAO

 

[bacterium]

please dont ever open your fucking mouth dude.

1st off, you have photos of shirtless, morphed alien men on your phone. any other normal person has their SO's photos, religious quotes, photos of nature, etc.

2nd, its cuck behavior to speak badly of yourself in front of others. wtf bro

 

[Chinacurry]

please dont ever open your fucking mouth dude.

1st off, you have photos of shirtless, morphed alien men on your phone. any other normal person has their SO's photos, religious quotes, photos of nature, etc.

2nd, its cuck behavior to speak badly of yourself in front of others. wtf bro

I didn't think it was that weird, it's just 3 guys I really look up to and admire, and dream that when I die and go to heaven I can be with them.

Agree it is cucked to put yourself down, but due to COVID no one else was around, and sometimes you just tire of keeping up the pretence of acting like your normal and positive person, and it just comes out u know?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Decided to go to office today, just to see what's up. Anyway my boss is there, and he came running to my desk and said he needs a person's private phone number cos he doesn't have it, so I said sure, went through my phone.

Problem here is WhatsApp is on my 3rd homepage, so I had to swipe through these, Nd he saw my wallpapers (prime gandy, topless, Hemsworth, morphed Brady). He says oh you have these guys on your phone, that's different, yeah I might change my wallpaper, I've had this pic of wife and kids for many years now and they are all grown up. Then I give him number and he leaves.

After that we go for a cigarette together and he starts asking me about how things are with my gf, and I tell him we broke up months ago, he said oh sorry, any particular reason? I said I was too ugly and fat and he said oh so you dont tell me the real reason haha!

Even later he says oh you know chinacurry to t must be hard for you as your the only person in the office who has no family or relationship, but on case it's not obvious, you can always talk to me about anything you might want to, if things are getting a bit much or things are stressing you.

This is more than we have talked in last 2 years, and I am sure it's cos of my phone pics fml

Yup! Bingfuckingo. He's also gay. And if you're not, he's gonna let you go eventually. So get your big-boy pants off and do what you have to do to keep that job. Ugh.

 

[Gonthar]

Even later he says oh you know chinacurry to t must be hard for you as your the only person in the office who has no family or relationship, but on case it's not obvious, you can always talk to me about anything you might want to, if things are getting a bit much or things are stressing you.

You should have told him:
"Well sir, you see...as a Chinese curry, my sexual market value is very smol, I don't have Gandy's face or Hemsworth's body, the black pill finished me, if you could find me a decent white woman I would be very grateful...I'm not gay, btw, I'm a super straight cis man.".