My brother will complain about anything and blame others every time

[Gaygymmaxx]

I could write for pages on pages

But I'll just go with this one comical example

He couldn't find his keys, he asked the family, if anybody had seen them, we hadn't, I briefly looked around, then stopped trying

he went upstairs, he went outside

and eventually realized, his keys were in his pocket, his left pocket

He literally said out loud,

"I never put them in my left pocket"

he will LITERALLY pretend there's a ghost moving his things around

He will complain at the world when HE can't find something in his room

"this is BULLSHIT" he will yell

He does it 24/7, constant, everything is an inconvenience for him, he's the "unluckiest person" alive

it's so fucking intolerable because I'm stable and calm always, nothing spikes my cortisol anymore, except for this tremendous faggot loser

(hes 25 years old in 2 months, grown ass man, though I'd be disgusted even if this was a teenager behaving like this)

also he sneezes in paper towels in out kitchen, and just leaves them on the counter

every few days i will grab them from the corner and pile them up, as I'm NOT throwing away his fucking tissues, disgusting fucker

I just wanna make sure he sees it

he will see it, and just not deal with it

I assume my parents throw them away most of the time

this part he does daily.

sorry for the rant, genuinely entertaining how fowl this bastard is though.

 

[chadhamed]

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@RXnd

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Jewgymmaxx @FaceandBBC @Futura @Jason Voorhees

 

[FaceandBBC]

Just sock the shit out of your brother at this point.

 

[underatedgreycel]

Crazy thing is he doesn’t even know that you have 55k posts on .org

 

[Jason Voorhees]

his constant whining must hit like nails on a chalkboard. Maybe keep stacking those tissues into a modern art sculpture to mess with him, or slip a note in his room like, Today the ghost will rape you if you dont check your left pocket.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

his constant whining must hit like nails on a chalkboard. Maybe keep stacking those tissues into a modern art sculpture to mess with him, or slip a note in his room like, Today the ghost will rape you if you dont check your left pocket.

I should start hiding his things myself

Just sock the shit out of your brother at this point.

Honestly yea

But I'd need him to strike first to avoid my parents getting pissed idk

Crazy thing is he doesn’t even know that you have 55k posts on .org

Imagine being more of a loser than me, what an achievement

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Post his phone number on gay escort site is also good revenge.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

his constant whining must hit like nails on a chalkboard.

For real dude

It's so annoying

He also makes "hawk tuah" noises because he's got some kind of flem issue and is always spitting things up and yakking

Wakes me up in the morning

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Post his phone number on gay escort site is also good revenge.

He's bisexual so he'd like it

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

He also, naturally, will yell at his computer when it takes more than 0.5 seconds to load a tab

Will bitch about absolutely anything

My parents failed, idk why they tolerate it and make me tolerate it too

 

[underatedgreycel]

Post his phone number on gay escort site is also good revenge.

Can you link me one I gotta do this to my old friend who snitched on me for roiding

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Can you link me one I gotta do this to my old friend who snitched on me for roiding

Lmao I remember that thread

Do it saar

 

[ikramy]

The way you describe me everytime you write about your brother, I might be your big brother buddy

 

[Litekiller11]

but you still love him

 

[underatedgreycel]

Lmao I remember that thread

Do it saar

We cleared it up and shit he thinks I’m not roiding anymore but my other friends know I still am. I just feel like still getting back at him tho

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

The way you describe me everytime you write about your brother, I might be your big brother buddy

He's bluepilled so I doubt it

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

but you still love him

At this point i honestly don't think I do

I've been thinking about this, there's nothing to love, he's such a low quality human being

When I ask him to stop because he's bothering me, he acts as though I'm bothering him by even suggesting he shut the fuck up

 

[Litekiller11]

i agree , siblings shouldnt live at the same house after 20 yo

 

[sub5outsider]

ask @Panzram for advice he might give you a idea how to kill him

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i agree , siblings shouldnt live at the same house after 20 yo

I'm 20 tbh

My quality of life would be genuinely be a lot different if he was just a normal mother fucker

My parents don't give him any sense of urgency, they don't yell at him when he's bitching

They don't make him clean up after himself

 

[Deleted member 159614]

GIve him an atomic wedgie to assert dominance, it's the go to americano move to pull

 

[androsterone]

beat him

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

GIve him an atomic wedgie to assert dominance, it's the go to americano move to pull

Wtf is this

 

[Panzram]

I could write for pages on pages

But I'll just go with this one comical example

He couldn't find his keys, he asked the family, if anybody had seen them, we hadn't, I briefly looked around, then stopped trying

he went upstairs, he went outside

and eventually realized, his keys were in his pocket, his left pocket

He literally said out loud,

"I never put them in my left pocket"

he will LITERALLY pretend there's a ghost moving his things around

He will complain at the world when HE can't find something in his room

"this is BULLSHIT" he will yell

He does it 24/7, constant, everything is an inconvenience for him, he's the "unluckiest person" alive

it's so fucking intolerable because I'm stable and calm always, nothing spikes my cortisol anymore, except for this tremendous faggot loser

(hes 25 years old in 2 months, grown ass man, though I'd be disgusted even if this was a teenager behaving like this)

also he sneezes in paper towels in out kitchen, and just leaves them on the counter

every few days i will grab them from the corner and pile them up, as I'm NOT throwing away his fucking tissues, disgusting fucker

I just wanna make sure he sees it

he will see it, and just not deal with it

I assume my parents throw them away most of the time

this part he does daily.

sorry for the rant, genuinely entertaining how fowl this bastard is though.

I how such a one at home, there is no solution. I despair over my brothers behaviour too, I part want to kill him, part myself (hmmm why not both?).

 

[Jewgymmaxx]

kill him