ToDelirium
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ideally i would have a day or so for each date but for context i was travelling around costa rica and was doing pretty well on tinder but all the matches were in the captial which i wasnt in for most of the trip, which is why when i had the day and halve in thr captial to be closer to the airport before I leave I used that day to try and get a slay before leaving hence why I crammed 3 dates in 24h.
Date 1
For context the girl was 5.2 petite and kind of alt lmtb or mmtb, before the date she wasnt super enthusiastic (which is something im gonna avoid in the future if they arent super excited to see me to save me the trouble) just happy to hangout for the day preferably the date would of started later but i was limited on the amount of time i had so i left room for a backup date if things went bad.
Anyway we meet at a bus stop (she was actually more attractive in person which was cool) catch and uber to the mall for food and stuff, we are talking alot but it hards to be funny and cool when their is a language barrier (my spanish sucks) she didn't want to go to restaurant which is cool, since some girls seem like they just use gringos for some free food and gifts on a date.
We eat, then hit the arcade first a quick game of air hockey i won by 1 point
Play some other games do decent, i do the test your power punch thing, I thought i fucking smashed it
but I got half of the high score but she seemed happy with it.
At this point im feeling more like a friend since i haven't really got any hints, I ask if she still wants to go the club later, but i get hit with the im kinda tired at this point its kind of over the language barrier is apparent and since its 6pm their isnt much to do
I buy a drink she said she didn't want any but starts to drink it with me, we sit down listen to music for a bit and drink she eventually ask If I can uber to her friends since she doesnt live in the captial I agree and say goodbye.
I am pretty annoyed after 4 hours of basically nothing so i Immediately start texting the other girls.i told i might be busy due to having to sort out airport stuff, (lie) one agrees to meet at a area nearby for drinks and stuff in a hour, I get their early since i have nothing else to do and need a drink
Date 2
She shows up a bit chubbier then I thought but at this point i don't really care atleast she had big tits and ass.
We order drinks talk a bit the language barrier isn't as bad as the first but still noticeable and Im not as talkative this date since im a bit defeated, she give me a weed gummy (dub) she tells me im kinda of shy (she's right) but I try to gaslight her that its just the language barrier is dont think she brought it, the rest of the date is kind of awkward and she asks if I want to go upstairs, we go its just another bar with less people and way louder music bascially making it impossible for her to understand me i ask her if she wants to dance or something she says no, she eventually tells me she bored and she's sorry but shes gonna go, to be honest im grateful that she was willing to bite the bullet and end this disaster.
I sit on the couch like this for 10 minutes feeling like a fucking loser,
Im not one to believe that looks alone can seal the deal but i was able to do pretty well since I was able to secure three dates in 24h so I must be above average, this made me consider that my personality just fucking sucks and im just a weirdo.
I arrive home for the night refusing to give up i start texting the other girl I told I was busy she says she willing to meet up tommorrow, im tell her that it has to be super early since I have to make my flight she agrees to meet 8am (I thought it would be fine way too early)
Date 3
For context the girl is a slightly chubby lesbian with big tits, she said im a exception for her since im cute (a dubs a dub)
The morning begins i slept in the same clothes from the night before, i freshen up and take another motorcycle uber to the date, my foot gets caught inbetween the inside of a tire my foot was in severe pain and the driver was shook and apologised alot anyway I shook it off since I was feeling way worse inside
I arrive, she arrives on her motorbike we talk for a bit and realise there is nothing to do even the cafes are closed, I tell her she can decide where we go since I dont know the city, we take her motorbike to the park she grinded on me a bit (minor dub)
We get food from the gas station and sit down and feed the ducks while eating, we talk she's laughing and a duck jumps in her hair which was pretty funny, but yet again the conversation slowly dies down due to language barrier (i might be making excuses)
we talk a bit but I can tell she's bored, so at this point i just ask "do you wanna make out or fuck" since im out of time and im leaving the country so I don't care anymore, she rejects me and asks "is that all im looking for" (yes) i tell her i just don't want to bore her.
At this point i realise im 0/3 and just wanna leave this past 24h of shame behind me and get the fuck out of this country, I start telling her if she's busy its fine and she can go home, she said she had a party later so I used that, I think she knew i just wanted to leave and was pretty nice about it even waited for my uber.
The whole plane ride i am devastated
But wait happy ending
i get to peru and pull upto a girls house that said i could stay with her while im here (free food and accommodation lets go) i get there at like 11pm and immediately we go to the club with her friends.
i dancedmaxxed and was feeling good her friend was borderline sexually assaulting me which i didn't mind since i needed the ego boost after yesterday but i avoided reciprocating since it might be a loyalty test and i dont wanna ruin it with the girl whose letting me stay with her since she looks better and is my accommodation, the night ended with us having sex but cutting it short since i was drunk asf and couldnt get hard (a slays a slay)
anyway cut to the present ive been getting free food, accommodation and buns for the past 10 days, the girl is in love me and asked me to marry her and begged me to give her kids, and that i could even get her pregnant and leave if i wanted too, im not going too because i think kids should have a father and getting a 18 year old pregnant in another country is insane but its fun having someone to show me around a country (fuck solo travelling it only works if youre Mr penutbutter)
anyway moral of the story its a numbers game i guess.
Date 1
For context the girl was 5.2 petite and kind of alt lmtb or mmtb, before the date she wasnt super enthusiastic (which is something im gonna avoid in the future if they arent super excited to see me to save me the trouble) just happy to hangout for the day preferably the date would of started later but i was limited on the amount of time i had so i left room for a backup date if things went bad.
Anyway we meet at a bus stop (she was actually more attractive in person which was cool) catch and uber to the mall for food and stuff, we are talking alot but it hards to be funny and cool when their is a language barrier (my spanish sucks) she didn't want to go to restaurant which is cool, since some girls seem like they just use gringos for some free food and gifts on a date.
We eat, then hit the arcade first a quick game of air hockey i won by 1 point
Play some other games do decent, i do the test your power punch thing, I thought i fucking smashed it
but I got half of the high score but she seemed happy with it.
At this point im feeling more like a friend since i haven't really got any hints, I ask if she still wants to go the club later, but i get hit with the im kinda tired at this point its kind of over the language barrier is apparent and since its 6pm their isnt much to do
I buy a drink she said she didn't want any but starts to drink it with me, we sit down listen to music for a bit and drink she eventually ask If I can uber to her friends since she doesnt live in the captial I agree and say goodbye.
I am pretty annoyed after 4 hours of basically nothing so i Immediately start texting the other girls.i told i might be busy due to having to sort out airport stuff, (lie) one agrees to meet at a area nearby for drinks and stuff in a hour, I get their early since i have nothing else to do and need a drink
Date 2
She shows up a bit chubbier then I thought but at this point i don't really care atleast she had big tits and ass.
We order drinks talk a bit the language barrier isn't as bad as the first but still noticeable and Im not as talkative this date since im a bit defeated, she give me a weed gummy (dub) she tells me im kinda of shy (she's right) but I try to gaslight her that its just the language barrier is dont think she brought it, the rest of the date is kind of awkward and she asks if I want to go upstairs, we go its just another bar with less people and way louder music bascially making it impossible for her to understand me i ask her if she wants to dance or something she says no, she eventually tells me she bored and she's sorry but shes gonna go, to be honest im grateful that she was willing to bite the bullet and end this disaster.
I sit on the couch like this for 10 minutes feeling like a fucking loser,
Im not one to believe that looks alone can seal the deal but i was able to do pretty well since I was able to secure three dates in 24h so I must be above average, this made me consider that my personality just fucking sucks and im just a weirdo.
I arrive home for the night refusing to give up i start texting the other girl I told I was busy she says she willing to meet up tommorrow, im tell her that it has to be super early since I have to make my flight she agrees to meet 8am (I thought it would be fine way too early)
Date 3
For context the girl is a slightly chubby lesbian with big tits, she said im a exception for her since im cute (a dubs a dub)
The morning begins i slept in the same clothes from the night before, i freshen up and take another motorcycle uber to the date, my foot gets caught inbetween the inside of a tire my foot was in severe pain and the driver was shook and apologised alot anyway I shook it off since I was feeling way worse inside
I arrive, she arrives on her motorbike we talk for a bit and realise there is nothing to do even the cafes are closed, I tell her she can decide where we go since I dont know the city, we take her motorbike to the park she grinded on me a bit (minor dub)
We get food from the gas station and sit down and feed the ducks while eating, we talk she's laughing and a duck jumps in her hair which was pretty funny, but yet again the conversation slowly dies down due to language barrier (i might be making excuses)
we talk a bit but I can tell she's bored, so at this point i just ask "do you wanna make out or fuck" since im out of time and im leaving the country so I don't care anymore, she rejects me and asks "is that all im looking for" (yes) i tell her i just don't want to bore her.
At this point i realise im 0/3 and just wanna leave this past 24h of shame behind me and get the fuck out of this country, I start telling her if she's busy its fine and she can go home, she said she had a party later so I used that, I think she knew i just wanted to leave and was pretty nice about it even waited for my uber.
The whole plane ride i am devastated
But wait happy ending
i get to peru and pull upto a girls house that said i could stay with her while im here (free food and accommodation lets go) i get there at like 11pm and immediately we go to the club with her friends.
i dancedmaxxed and was feeling good her friend was borderline sexually assaulting me which i didn't mind since i needed the ego boost after yesterday but i avoided reciprocating since it might be a loyalty test and i dont wanna ruin it with the girl whose letting me stay with her since she looks better and is my accommodation, the night ended with us having sex but cutting it short since i was drunk asf and couldnt get hard (a slays a slay)
anyway cut to the present ive been getting free food, accommodation and buns for the past 10 days, the girl is in love me and asked me to marry her and begged me to give her kids, and that i could even get her pregnant and leave if i wanted too, im not going too because i think kids should have a father and getting a 18 year old pregnant in another country is insane but its fun having someone to show me around a country (fuck solo travelling it only works if youre Mr penutbutter)
anyway moral of the story its a numbers game i guess.
