My cat just ate carrot cake

[vampmaxxer]

Im afraid he might die

 

[CoreSchizo]

Why would he die?

 

[shia.jihadist]

betty batter bought some butter but she said the butter was bitter so she bought some better butter better than the bitter butter

 

[Outerz14]

Rape it and send to s Chinese shop

 

[asdvek]

My dog eats onions all the time nothing ever happens

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

If ur in America there's likely no real carrots in that cake it's just orange goy sticks made from the remains of decaying bodies.

 

[vampmaxxer]

Why would he die?

he keeps licking his lips and meowing at me, in no time hes gonna be addicted to goyslop like me and hes gonna eat too much and die

 

[vampmaxxer]

If ur in America there's likely no real carrots in that cake it's just orange goy sticks made from the remains of decaying bodies.

im in europe and its bought from local bakery

 

[CoreSchizo]

My dog eats onions all the time nothing ever happens

I literally give my dogs chocolate all the time and nothing happens aswell

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

im in europe and its bought from local bakery

Give you cat McDonald's

 

[asdvek]

I literally give my dogs chocolate all the time and nothing happens aswell

Yes but onions are very toxic to dogs.

 

[vampmaxxer]

Give you cat McDonald's

i live in the mountains so its hard to get mcdonalds but next time i do ill get him a cheeburger

 

[Outerz14]

GO ER ON HIM AND FUCK IT

 

[vampmaxxer]

Rape it and send to s Chinese shop

what if i rape u and send u to a chinese shop

 

[CoreSchizo]

GO ER ON HIM AND FUCK IT

Too much porn for u buddy

 

[vampmaxxer]

GO ER ON HIM AND FUCK IT

niggah i dont wanna be on a bestiality watch list

 

[vampmaxxer]

I literally give my dogs chocolate all the time and nothing happens aswell

mayve they arent dogs

 

[Outerz14]

Me when she is 5 years old

 

[The Grinch]

Ha Ha, cry louder

 

[vampmaxxer]

Me when she is 5 years old

 

[vampmaxxer]

Ha Ha, cry louder

wow u rly are the grinch

 

[The Grinch]

wow u rly are the grinch

No I just used that name for fun, I’m not actually the grinch tbh

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

My cats always try to eat my pork rinds, but then they never can figure out how when I give them one