My cats a cuck

[cromagnon]

She’s annoying me

 

[not__cel]

I want a pet maybe a snake

 

[cromagnon]

I want a pet maybe a snake

I want a pet monkey so he can be my friend

 

[Quncho]

She’s annoying me

I need a pet octopus for unrelated reasons (joke).

 

[Gonthar]

 

[not__cel]

I want a pet monkey so he can be my friend

It would be fun but if he bit me I’d be scared to get a disease

 

[iblamechico]

I want a pet monkey so he can be my friend

I thought u hated monkeys and want them out?

 

[cromagnon]

It would be fun but if he bit me I’d be scared to get a disease

If my monkey bit me I’m picking him up by his tail and flinging him

 

[not__cel]

If the police saw my monkey would the arrest him or me?

 

[cromagnon]

I thought u hated monkeys and want them out?

Oh no I think you’re mistaken those are niggers

 

[not__cel]

Very funny little monkey

 

[cromagnon]

Very funny little monkey

Bro probably got whipped like 200 times for that ngl

 

[cromagnon]

Bro probably got whipped like 200 times for that ngl

Then Asians don’t play bout dey monkeys cuh

 

[not__cel]

Saying you own a snake adds to your smv probably

 

[not__cel]

Bro probably got whipped like 200 times for that ngl

I heard there’s a labor camp for those Chinese monkeys that have accounts on tiktok I followed one but sadly he died

 

[cromagnon]

I heard there’s a labor camp for those Chinese monkeys that have accounts on tiktok I followed one but sadly he died

Labor camp??

 

[cromagnon]

Labor camp??

They have the monkeys mining for coal

 

[not__cel]

They have the monkeys mining for coal

oh my bad they’re just forced en mass to make TikTok’s and they’re abused sadly

 

[not__cel]

Labor camp??

They need to escape the content farm

 

[majesticincel]

What the fuck

 

[cromagnon]

They need to escape the content farm

They will make a video titled “monkeys escape prison” and then after finishing filming they’ll whip them and put them in a cage

 

[cromagnon]

They will make a video titled “monkeys escape prison” and then after finishing filming they’ll whip them and put them in a cage

Brutal monkeypill

 

[not__cel]

They will make a video titled “monkeys escape prison” and then after finishing filming they’ll whip them and put them in a cage

They really have sad lives

 

[not__cel]

Brutal monkeypill

This is a video of a Jew spy monkey that infiltrate these pale monkeys and creates turmoil

 

[cromagnon]

They really have sad lives

fuck they really live such harsh lives. Those abusive tormenters making monkeys dance

*likes video*

 

[not__cel]

fuck they really live such harsh lives. Those abusive tormenters making monkeys dance

*likes video*

The videos keep me entertained for .5 millisecond this is a necessary evil

 

[cromagnon]

The videos keep me entertained for .5 millisecond this is a necessary evil

Keep whipping them chinks, I need entertainment for that hit of dopamine

 

[not__cel]

Keep whipping them chinks, I need entertainment for that hit of dopamine

Brainrot starts here:

 

[not__cel]

Brainrot starts here:

Silly monkey tries to make a bike out of legos

 

[cromagnon]

Silly monkey tries to make a bike out of legos

*typing*

“hello for next vid can you throw him against the wall hard thx”

 

[not__cel]

*typing*

“hello for next vid can you throw him against the wall hard thx”

He’s sad now and scrolling blackpill forums

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I want a pet maybe a snake

just look in the mirror nigga jk

 

[not__cel]

just look in the mirror nigga jk

why would you say that

 

[vermillioncorefan]

why would you say that

i was drunk as shit sry bro

 

[GlamourPursuer]

I want a pet monkey so he can be my friend

@Blackgymmax