My cavemen ancestors

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When they can't find the kale, avocados, omega 3 pills and dressing for their salad in the wild

So instead of the above foods rich in "antioxidants" and "fibre", they have to settle for carcinogenic raw meat

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And there is no 7-11s selling toxic bottled plastic water, so they have to drink nutritious animal blood ( Literally nature's own filter system )

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They didnt have sugar and coffe too ;)
 
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your caveman ancestors literally ate everything they could put in their mouth including bark.

They didnt have sugar and coffe too ;)
honey is basically processed sugar.
 
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your caveman ancestors literally ate everything they could put in their mouth including bark.


honey is basically processed sugar.
Try to go into the woods before saying shit like this boy

Yeah honey is sugar but 90% gets converted to enzymes
 
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think of the children too. when they would cry and ask for something else to eat, they had no alternatives but the animals their father had just killed! simply horrible
 
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Try to go into the woods before saying shit like this boy
I literally work outdoors.

there's multiple well preserved hunter gatherers bodies with their stomach content preserved, they ate a lot of random shit like bark herbs and mushrooms for medicinal value.
Yeah honey is sugar but 90% gets converted to enzymes
processed sugar is literally just the same shit you're already eating that's been extracted and condensed, there is no difference.
 
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think of the children too. when they would cry and ask for something else to eat, they had no alternatives but the animals their father had just killed! simply horrible
The children became vegan and grew oatmeal trees
 
And lived 30 years
 
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And lived 30 years
Let's put a random group of modern humans in the woods and see if they can last a month.

@NORDEN SLAVORUM @Jova @ey88

These retorts are hilarious lol
 
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Let's put a random group of modern humans in the woods and see if they can last a month.

@NORDEN SLAVORUM @Jova @ey88

These retorts are hilarious lol
You just asked for help of your raw meat cult gang instead of you know trying to convince me and shii
 
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Let's put a random group of modern humans in the woods and see if they can last a month.

@NORDEN SLAVORUM @Jova @ey88

These retorts are hilarious lol
True human lifespan is 1000
 
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You just asked for help of your raw meat cult gang instead of you know trying to convince me and shii
I tagged them to laugh at you, do you seriously lack any sort of critical thinking?

Do I need to spell it out for you?

Environmental diseases maybe
Exposure to the elements maybe

Lol... Making it to 30 is nothing short of a miracle btw
 
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I literally work outdoors.

there's multiple well preserved hunter gatherers bodies with their stomach content preserved, they ate a lot of random shit like bark herbs and mushrooms for medicinal value.

processed sugar is literally just the same shit you're already eating that's been extracted and condensed, there is no difference.
 
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I tagged them to laugh at you, do you seriously lack any sort of critical thinking?

Do I need to spell it out for you?

Environmental diseases maybe
Exposure to the elements maybe

Lol... Making it to 30 is nothing short of a miracle btw
But but modern medicines arent natural Goatis fanboy, what do you say of that
 
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Tell me where am I going to get the daily dose of vitamin C from raw carnivore worm infested diet
 
your caveman ancestors literally ate everything they could put in their mouth including bark.


honey is basically processed sugar.
objectively untrue
 
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But but modern medicines arent natural Goatis fanboy, what do you say of that
Take it if need to, but you should always avoid pharmaceutical drugs

Naturalistic fallacy

Tell me where am I going to get the daily dose of vitamin C from raw carnivore worm infested diet
Raw animal products have Vitamin C

Oh wait, you destroy your meat with heat so it's all destroyed :forcedsmile:
 
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Can we eat bugs and worms on primal diet if we tryna survive in a forst and theres no animals around
 
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Can we eat bugs and worms on primal diet if we tryna survive in a forst and theres no animals around
Rainforest tribes do it
 
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