My dad asked me about looksmaxxing

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I was in the car with my dad earlier today and he asked me if I knew what Clavicular was. I said no and left it at that. I checked online and that nigger Clavicular has a fucking New York Times article (where they namedropped .org) on him jfl. Later, he asked me if I was into looksmaxxing, probably because I’ve talked to him about lookism and what a disadvantage being ugly is. He’s starting to catch on, I think he’s also suspicious because of how long I spend in the bathroom, although that’s just because I’m jerking off most of the time rather than injecting anything. Tbh i might be fucked, this shit is so mainstream the competition is gonna be so bad and my dad’s bluepilled and thinks looks don’t matter at all so he’d probably slap the shit out of me if I even tried to get my hands on basic shit like oral minoxidil.
 
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This is probabily funny asl
 
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This is probabily funny asl
nigga i’m genuinely fucked if he does any more research on looksmaxxing, he’s gonna stop any effort to looksmax that isn’t “muh haircut and gym” after reading some retard article about giant implants and rape my appearance until i move out

jfl imagine if he comes from NYT to here and reads this post

dad if you’re here I’m a 5’1 indian janitor i’m not who you think i am get off this site asap :feelswhy:
 
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I was in the car with my dad earlier today and he asked me if I knew what Clavicular was. I said no and left it at that. I checked online and that nigger Clavicular has a fucking New York Times article (where they namedropped .org) on him jfl. Later, he asked me if I was into looksmaxxing, probably because I’ve talked to him about lookism and what a disadvantage being ugly is. He’s starting to catch on, I think he’s also suspicious because of how long I spend in the bathroom, although that’s just because I’m jerking off most of the time rather than injecting anything. Tbh i might be fucked, this shit is so mainstream the competition is gonna be so bad and my dad’s bluepilled and thinks looks don’t matter at all so he’d probably slap the shit out of me if I even tried to get my hands on basic shit like oral minoxidil.
My dad is also bluepilled but he lowkey let's me do all the stuff like minoxidil etc. But not roids
 
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nigga i’m genuinely fucked if he does any more research on looksmaxxing, he’s gonna stop any effort to looksmax that isn’t “muh haircut and gym” after reading some retard article about giant implants and rape my appearance until i move out

jfl imagine if he comes from NYT to here and reads this post

dad if you’re here I’m a 5’1 indian janitor i’m not who you think i am get off this site asap :feelswhy:
this is probabily a rant
 
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Bro is a married man and is fond of incel topics
 
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My dad is also bluepilled but he lowkey let's me do all the stuff like minoxidil etc. But not roids
lucky mf :lasereyes: if he saw me with it he’d probably take away all my shit and send me to a therapist
 
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Bro is a married man and is fond of incel topics
he’s a normie, only knows about the extremely mainstream stuff. He probably didn’t even know what looksmaxxing was until today
 
lucky mf :lasereyes: if he saw me with it he’d probably take away all my shit and send me to a therapist
That's exactly what my mom wants to do to me🤣
 
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My dad is also bluepilled but he lowkey let's me do all the stuff like minoxidil etc. But not roids
took drugs my whole puberty, parents stopped giving a fuck
 
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took drugs my whole puberty, parents stopped giving a fuck
I might also js start doing that, got a friend that could give me all these things and when my parents know that they can't stop me I will make a deal with them that i stop these drugs and hop on testosterone
 
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I had brown aunties talking to be about how looksmaxxing is “bad”, I’m not taking advice from those sub humans😭
 

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