My dad didn’t realize he has been frauding as 5’9 his whole life jfl

[LosPollosTV]

So I’m like a little bit autistic when it comes to certain things so I remembered my dads height from when I seen the doctor measure him at like 8 years old jfl

So I always knew he was the same height as me, because I remember the day I went to the doctor and was happy he told me I was the same height as my dad(brutal because I literally didn’t grow an inch after this)

But I was measuring my frame and wingspan and watching bodybuilding videos trying to figure out how I want to maximize my physique without looking like a meatball Mike israetel.. and my dad comes in and asks me if I’m into bodybuilding now(dude doesn’t realize I started watching nicks strength and power and mpmd when I was 13… I’m in my twenties now, he doesn’t really pay much attention to my interests but it’s cool ngl I’m a lil bit ND so I get it, I’m just into a bunch of random shit)

But I told him
“no I’m too short for legitimate bodybuilding” then he said “what do you mean you’re average height”
I said no “I’m slightly below average”

Then the nigga decides to say “HOW COULD THAT BE TRUE WHEN IM 5’9!”

JFL SO WE MEASURED EACH OTHER

BEUH THE WAY HIS JAW DROPPED, THE NIGGA LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND COULDNT BELIEVE IT, BRUTAL

ATLEAST one of his sons is 6’ JFL(my younger brother, who he immediately brought up after, I think it cheered him up)

Tldr; my dad takes the heightpill at 50 years old

 

[Bryce]

Brvtal

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

how tall is he actually?

nvm my dumbass didnt see your name

 

[LosPollosTV]

how tall is he actually?

Same height as me

 

[Im sorry mother]

So I’m like a little bit autistic when it comes to certain things so I remembered my dads height from when I seen the doctor measure him at like 8 years old jfl

So I always knew he was the same height as me, because I remember the day I went to the doctor and was happy he told me I was the same height as my dad(brutal because I literally didn’t grow an inch after this)

But I was measuring my frame and wingspan and watching bodybuilding videos trying to figure out how I want to maximize my physique without looking like a meatball Mike israetel.. and my dad comes in and asks me if I’m into bodybuilding now(dude doesn’t realize I started watching nicks strength and power and mpmd when I was 13… I’m in my twenties now, he doesn’t really pay much attention to my interests but it’s cool ngl I’m a lil bit ND so I get it, I’m just into a bunch of random shit)

But I told him
“no I’m too short for legitimate bodybuilding” then he said “what do you mean you’re average height”
I said no “I’m slightly below average”

Then the nigga decides to say “HOW COULD THAT BE TRUE WHEN IM 5’9!”

JFL SO WE MEASURED EACH OTHER

BEUH THE WAY HIS JAW DROPPED, THE NIGGA LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND COULDNT BELIEVE IT, BRUTAL

ATLEAST one of his sons is 6’ JFL(my younger brother, who he immediately brought up after, I think it cheered him up)

Tldr; my dad takes the heightpill at 50 years old

kinda wholesome idk i dont have a dad so yeahj

 

[LosPollosTV]

kinda wholesome idk i dont have a dad so yeahj

Yea it was a cool lil moment

Still brutal though but funny all we can do is laugh at the failos, the nigga already succeeded at life so

 

[LosPollosTV]

kinda wholesome idk i dont have a dad so yeahj

Also sorry u have no dad

 

[Deleted member 122761]

ngl dnr

 

[¿Nero]

So I’m like a little bit autistic when it comes to certain things so I remembered my dads height from when I seen the doctor measure him at like 8 years old jfl

So I always knew he was the same height as me, because I remember the day I went to the doctor and was happy he told me I was the same height as my dad(brutal because I literally didn’t grow an inch after this)

But I was measuring my frame and wingspan and watching bodybuilding videos trying to figure out how I want to maximize my physique without looking like a meatball Mike israetel.. and my dad comes in and asks me if I’m into bodybuilding now(dude doesn’t realize I started watching nicks strength and power and mpmd when I was 13… I’m in my twenties now, he doesn’t really pay much attention to my interests but it’s cool ngl I’m a lil bit ND so I get it, I’m just into a bunch of random shit)

But I told him
“no I’m too short for legitimate bodybuilding” then he said “what do you mean you’re average height”
I said no “I’m slightly below average”

Then the nigga decides to say “HOW COULD THAT BE TRUE WHEN IM 5’9!”

JFL SO WE MEASURED EACH OTHER

BEUH THE WAY HIS JAW DROPPED, THE NIGGA LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND COULDNT BELIEVE IT, BRUTAL

ATLEAST one of his sons is 6’ JFL(my younger brother, who he immediately brought up after, I think it cheered him up)

Tldr; my dad takes the heightpill at 50 years old

very brutal indeed as a 5‘6 nigga it’s absolutely brutal seeing how much older people respect taller guys

 

[Looks over NT]

He thought he was average height despite being quite short. It doesnt matter he thought he was average; he was not average when walking around his peers (if hes a white American/brit). Talk about being optimistic