My dad has parasites (again)

[asdvek]

Bro this is the second time he's been getting parasites.

How does he keep getting lucky?

I've been trying to get parasites for months and I couldn't, while he just manages to get it two times in a row.

At first, he got parasites from undercooked beef, which, I literally ate the same beef, literally from the same cow, COMPLETELY RAW, and I didn't get any parasites, but he did somehow.

Now he got parasites from undercooked pork.

How can I get parasites? I gotta admit he superior to me at parasitemaxxing

 

[asdvek]

@piec @thereallegend @User28823

 

[true untermensch]

Bro this is the second time he's been getting parasites.

How does he keep getting lucky?

I've been trying to get parasites for months and I couldn't, while he just manages to get it two times in a row.

At first, he got parasites from undercooked beef, which, I literally ate the same beef, literally from the same cow, COMPLETELY RAW, and I didn't get any parasites, but he did somehow.

Now he got parasites from pork.

How can I get parasites? I gotta admit he superior to me at parasitemaxxing

why the fuck would you want parasites you retarded piece of shit

 

[asdvek]

why the fuck would you want parasites you retarded piece of shit

Parasites are good for you faggot.

They work together with the body and help cleanse toxins

 

[true untermensch]

Parasites are good for you faggot.

They work together with the body and help cleanse toxins

no they fucking dont who told you this

 

[mirrormogger]

Parasites are good for you faggot.

They work together with the body and help cleanse toxins

mutualists not parasites bro
parasites imply they’re harmful

 

[asdvek]

mutualists not parasites bro
parasites imply they’re harmful

Nigga think it like this

If parasites attack the body and kill the host, then the parasites will just die lmfao. It'd be literal suicide for them.

Parasites make you superior so they can spread their seed.

@Futura

 

[asdvek]

who told you this

I thought about it myself because I'm

-High IQ
-High T
-Dark triad
-Low inhib
-Machiavellian
-Psychopath
-Narcissist

 

[true untermensch]

Nigga think it like this

If parasites attack the body and kill the host, then the parasites will just die lmfao. It'd be literal suicide for them.

Parasites make you superior so they can spread their seed.

@Futura

i promise you parasites dont give a shit if they live or die

 

[LTNUser]

Mirin your dad's luck

 

[AustrianMogger]

Bro this is the second time he's been getting parasites.

How does he keep getting lucky?

I've been trying to get parasites for months and I couldn't, while he just manages to get it two times in a row.

At first, he got parasites from undercooked beef, which, I literally ate the same beef, literally from the same cow, COMPLETELY RAW, and I didn't get any parasites, but he did somehow.

Now he got parasites from undercooked pork.

How can I get parasites? I gotta admit he superior to me at parasitemaxxing

I gave them to him

 

[asdvek]

Mirin your dad's luck

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

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Bro this is the second time he's been getting parasites.

How does he keep getting lucky?

I've been trying to get parasites for months and I couldn't, while he just manages to get it two times in a row.

At first, he got parasites from undercooked beef, which, I literally ate the same beef, literally from the same cow, COMPLETELY RAW, and I didn't get any parasites, but he did somehow.

Now he got parasites from undercooked pork.

How can I get parasites? I gotta admit he superior to me at parasitemaxxing

Parasyte anime