my dad is a dog to my retarded mom

[hax]

TLDR: MY MOM FEARS EGGS AND MY DAD DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE'S IN THE RIGHT​

i was making a morning shake with milk, honey and eggs cause she only buys sludge and i feel ass if i eat what's prepared in the morning.
as i was cracking my 3rd egg, my mom walked in and started screaming like i just stabbed her;

"what?! 3 EGGS?! how many do you count to put in, this is too much!"

ofc i tried to act high iq and asked her, "too much what exactly, i've seen the egg prices and i can assure you it's not that to begin with."

she opened her eyes wide and answered, "that's too much... too much protein!"

this was so utterly retarded i couldn't reply for a good second.
then my dogboy of a dad comes to support this femlet like she's not spewing complete nonsense.
he (not even her) pulls out his phone and cherrypicks a line that says it's horrible for my cholesterol and i'll probably get a heart attack, something along those lines.

"maybe if you stopped believing all these brainwashed extremist american tiktoks scream in their car all day and read actual google results you'd stop being so obsessed and missinformed, 1 is enough, and even that, daily is pushing it."

if this isn't the most rage-inducing sentence i've ever heard idk what is but i couldn't ever reply. had to stop and simply mix what was already in, then head off to school, seeing their faces grin like they "showed me who's boss."

@Psocho ain't no convincing these rotten pieces of flesh to let me eat anything if eggs is the limit

 

[97baHater]

Your dad is a betabuxx cuckold simp, nothing surprising from his behaviour

 

[Deleted member 318558]

Jerry and beth smith ahh marraige

 

[hax]

Jerry and beth smith ahh marraige

make jerry 6'5 and beth 5'5

 

[Psocho]

"maybe if you stopped believing all these brainwashed extremist american tiktoks scream in their car all day and read actual google results you'd stop being so obsessed and missinformed, 1 is enough, and even that, daily is pushing it."

the jokes write themselves

 

[mohito]

too much protein!

Brutal

 

[hax]

Your dad is a betabuxx cuckold simp, nothing surprising from his behaviour

he makes 15k per month, he's 6'5, he previously was hmtn and he's extremely NT

 

[Aox Ofwar]

TLDR: MY MOM FEARS EGGS AND MY DAD DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE'S IN THE RIGHT​

i was making a morning shake with milk, honey and eggs cause she only buys sludge and i feel ass if i eat what's prepared in the morning.
as i was cracking my 3rd egg, my mom walked in and started screaming like i just stabbed her;

"what?! 3 EGGS?! how many do you count to put in, this is too much!"

ofc i tried to act high iq and asked her, "too much what exactly, i've seen the egg prices and i can assure you it's not that to begin with."

she opened her eyes wide and answered, "that's too much... too much protein!"

this was so utterly retarded i couldn't reply for a good second.
then my dogboy of a dad comes to support this femlet like she's not spewing complete nonsense.
he (not even her) pulls out his phone and cherrypicks a line that says it's horrible for my cholesterol and i'll probably get a heart attack, something along those lines.

"maybe if you stopped believing all these brainwashed extremist american tiktoks scream in their car all day and read actual google results you'd stop being so obsessed and missinformed, 1 is enough, and even that, daily is pushing it."

if this isn't the most rage-inducing sentence i've ever heard idk what is but i couldn't ever reply. had to stop and simply mix what was already in, then head off to school, seeing their faces grin like they "showed me who's boss."

@Psocho ain't no convincing these rotten pieces of flesh to let me eat anything if eggs is the limit

I feel so sorry for you dude

 

[pashtunnigga1]

What a retard

 

[hax]

the jokes write themselves

how do you even counter this, whatever you say they will just pull out google; "look bro, look, nah look bro you're wrong!"

 

[Psocho]

how do you even counter this, whatever you say they will just pull out google; "look bro, look, nah look bro you're wrong!"

actual studies man, sometimes I send my parents google presentation with studies, schemes backed up by lots of actual trvth

you should do the same!

 

[hax]

actual studies man, sometimes I send my parents google presentation with studies, schemes backed up by lots of actual trvth

you should do the same!

already did and they told me i was cherrypicking. my dad actually turned fully red ready to beat me up cause i was insisting on this.
"C'EST LOGIQUE VAS-Y, VAS-Y RECHERCHE SI LA TERRE EST PLATE, TU TROUVERA DES MILLIONS D'AUTRES CONNARDS COMME TOI QUI FONT CA, VAS-Y, VAS-Y FAIT LE!"

 

[HundredManSlayer]

dude you need to get the hell out of that house

 

[bananabrick]

that sucks

if they eat goyslop it will be easy to use their appeal to health and authority against them. hammer the guilt and shame in as well "mom don't you want me to be strong and healthy" "cmon everybody's doing it" "look, the science says x" etc.

if they can't be reasoned with just go on a hunger strike. this is a last resort tho because there's a significant change they will commit you for having an ED

 

[hax]

dude you need to get the hell out of that house

desperately trying

 

[JordanFagget271]

TLDR: MY MOM FEARS EGGS AND MY DAD DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE'S IN THE RIGHT​

i was making a morning shake with milk, honey and eggs cause she only buys sludge and i feel ass if i eat what's prepared in the morning.
as i was cracking my 3rd egg, my mom walked in and started screaming like i just stabbed her;

"what?! 3 EGGS?! how many do you count to put in, this is too much!"

ofc i tried to act high iq and asked her, "too much what exactly, i've seen the egg prices and i can assure you it's not that to begin with."

she opened her eyes wide and answered, "that's too much... too much protein!"

this was so utterly retarded i couldn't reply for a good second.
then my dogboy of a dad comes to support this femlet like she's not spewing complete nonsense.
he (not even her) pulls out his phone and cherrypicks a line that says it's horrible for my cholesterol and i'll probably get a heart attack, something along those lines.

"maybe if you stopped believing all these brainwashed extremist american tiktoks scream in their car all day and read actual google results you'd stop being so obsessed and missinformed, 1 is enough, and even that, daily is pushing it."

if this isn't the most rage-inducing sentence i've ever heard idk what is but i couldn't ever reply. had to stop and simply mix what was already in, then head off to school, seeing their faces grin like they "showed me who's boss."

@Psocho ain't no convincing these rotten pieces of flesh to let me eat anything if eggs is the limit

wow must be tough, my mom agreed with primal diet after a solid 7/8months of arguing back and forth but said that raw meat part is a bit too much for her

 

[JordanFagget271]

wow must be tough, my mom agreed with primal diet after a solid 7/8months of arguing back and forth but said that raw meat part is a bit too much for her

for some reason she agreed after epitome of malnourishment and epitome of health videos which suprised me cuz she didnt even flinch at concrete evidence

 

[hax]

if they can't be reasoned with just go on a hunger strike. this is a last resort tho because there's a significant change they will commit you for having an ED

my mom is already denying her own ED and my whole family (especially me) gets to suffer from it

 

[bananabrick]

how do you even counter this, whatever you say they will just pull out google; "look bro, look, nah look bro you're wrong!"

my mom is already denying her own ED and my whole family (especially me) gets to suffer from it

take this opportunity to learn the lesson that might makes right. till you're an adult unfortunately you don't have a leg to stand on, you can only appeal to them.

another good one is telling them they're going to be awfully lonely in the nursing home

 

[hax]

another good one is telling them they're going to be awfully lonely in the nursing home

god awful idea, they would send me back in the mental ward forever

 

[HtnceI]

Anything less then 5 eggs a day is shit

 

[hax]

Anything less then 5 eggs a day is shit

"maybe if you stopped believing all these brainwashed extremist american tiktoks scream in their car all day and read actual google results you'd stop being so obsessed and missinformed, 1 is enough, and even that, daily is pushing it."

 

[Johan 556]

I ask my mum to give me 3 boiled eggs for breakfast but she thinks that's pushing it.i only get 2.

 

[CordeXX]

that's so funny lol genuinely retarded ass parents

 

[Apchun144]

Niggas are living hell

 

[alwazzab]

TLDR: MY MOM FEARS EGGS AND MY DAD DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE'S IN THE RIGHT​

i was making a morning shake with milk, honey and eggs cause she only buys sludge and i feel ass if i eat what's prepared in the morning.
as i was cracking my 3rd egg, my mom walked in and started screaming like i just stabbed her;

"what?! 3 EGGS?! how many do you count to put in, this is too much!"

ofc i tried to act high iq and asked her, "too much what exactly, i've seen the egg prices and i can assure you it's not that to begin with."

she opened her eyes wide and answered, "that's too much... too much protein!"

this was so utterly retarded i couldn't reply for a good second.
then my dogboy of a dad comes to support this femlet like she's not spewing complete nonsense.
he (not even her) pulls out his phone and cherrypicks a line that says it's horrible for my cholesterol and i'll probably get a heart attack, something along those lines.

"maybe if you stopped believing all these brainwashed extremist american tiktoks scream in their car all day and read actual google results you'd stop being so obsessed and missinformed, 1 is enough, and even that, daily is pushing it."

if this isn't the most rage-inducing sentence i've ever heard idk what is but i couldn't ever reply. had to stop and simply mix what was already in, then head off to school, seeing their faces grin like they "showed me who's boss."

@Psocho ain't no convincing these rotten pieces of flesh to let me eat anything if eggs is the limit

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