My dad is such a loser

[Volksstaffel]

So my family watched a few of the "Mission: Impossible" movies the past few days and my father couldn't help himself but make fun of Tom Cruise's height every hour.

Like we get it, there is a singular man who is shorter than you

My dad is 175cm (5'9) and Tom is 171cm (5'8) tall.

 

[Deleted member 155121]

So my family watched a few of the "Mission: Impossible" movies the past few days and my father couldn't help himself but make fun of Tom Cruise's height every hour.

Like we get it, there is a singular person who is shorter than you

My dad is 175cm (5'9) and Tom is 171cm (5'8) tall.

shut uppp

 

[Askeladd93270]

Same + he kicked me out of the house à few days ago I Wonder if I should make a thread

 

[WKW]

Imagine having short man syndrome while being average height

 

[Volksstaffel]

Imagine having short man syndrome while being average height

5'9 is very short...

 

[chiefkeefsdick]

5’9 inst short tho? It’s average height

 

[WKW]

5'9 is very short...

Very? I assume you consider anything under 6’2 a manlet correct?

 

[Volksstaffel]

Very? I assume you consider anything under 6’2 a Manley correct?

5’9 inst short tho? It’s average height

6'0 is average in Germany.
I consider 3 inches below average very short

 

[WKW]

6'0 is average in Germany.
I consider 3 inches below average very short

If you’re German then fair enough ig

 

[chiefkeefsdick]

O

6'0 is average in Germany.
I consider 3 inches below average very short

Oh okay I see. But even than 3 inches below average is not like u can’t find a wife and ur dating life is over. He’s a regular person

 

[Bitterschön]

6'0 is average in Germany.
I consider 3 inches below average very short

I need LL to survive in Germany tbh

 

[Volksstaffel]

O

Oh okay I see. But even than 3 inches below average is not like u can’t find a wife and ur dating life is over.

I mean my existence is proof of this

He’s a regular person

I mean yeah, but still short short

It's a miracle I grew to 6'2

 

[chiefkeefsdick]

I mean my existence is proof of this


I mean yeah, but still short short

It's a miracle I grew to 6'2

dude there’s tons of 5’6 dudes in America married with families

Ur just a loser

 

[Volksstaffel]

dude there’s tons of 5’6 dudes in America married with families

Ur just a loser

Tf are you talking about? I agreed with you?


@R1PPer marsha
@ToryToad
@renos

 

[zaebalsya]

TOM CRUISE CHARISMA WOULD KILL EVERY TALL MF

 

[trvechud]

Tom cruise would still mog him

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Insecure mf

 

[LegendaryKennen]

charlie sheen is also a "short hot actor" but noone ever brings up height around him, people just hate tom cruise cuz scientology