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Baited title but I had like bandaids on my face for acne and I must've slept on them wrong because they left big rectangular marks on like one end of the bandaids and I have red marks and I went up to my dad and was like

"Im not sick anymore but I sit directly across from the girl I like and I look like shit and the doc note from this week will still cover today"

And he just laughed and said it's up to you 👺👺

What a G

Wingman shit innit

Runs in the family innit

I got G genes in my bloodstream yo
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Chill post so only @ing yaks

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made me cage, but you should go on accutane at this point ngl
 
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Over for bandaidcels
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made me cage, but you should go on accutane at this point ngl
It's way better dawg when that goes away I'm gonna be a new fucking man

I've been using too many products innit, and that's like the only spot

Ill pm you a pic

And I had 1000 calories the last 2 days,

I'll do 1000 calories a day while lifting hard for 2 weeks to cut insanely hard, unfortunaly I'm already at twink bodyweight so this will be brutal on the scale but my face will look crazy
 
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It's way better dawg when that goes away I'm gonna be a new fucking man

I've been using too many products innit, and that's like the only spot

Ill pm you a pic

And I had 1000 calories the last 2 days,

I'll do 1000 calories a day while lifting hard for 2 weeks to cut insanely hard, unfortunaly I'm already at twink bodyweight so this will be brutal on the scale but my face will look crazy
bro check pneumos post on that salt he found for debloating, you will look fucking insane if you do that too
 
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bro check pneumos post on that salt he found for debloating, you will look fucking insane if you do that too
I think I saw it but I'm not bloated just facial fat tbh, fasting should remove any bloat and I'll be doing no carbs for most of this as well so bloating shouldn't be an issue.

12% my face is decent but still got baby fat it seems like. Hopefully I don't need to go lower than that as an adult.

Maintaining 8% will not be difficult at all for me, simply because my body responds so well to diet that I'd see it within weeks and notice the way I'm treated so I wouldn't be tempted to bloatmaxx gain

I'll hit 8% in a week. Prob 11-13% rn, visible 6 pack, insane fucking back, I'll pm you that too jfl
 
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you should draw a turd with a brown sharpie on your face and see if the girls like it as a tattoo idea
 
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bro check pneumos post on that salt he found for debloating, you will look fucking insane if you do that too
Is that losalt really worth it? Just sprinkle it on all ur shit when u eat?
 
And I had 1000 calories the last 2 days,

I'll do 1000 calories a day while lifting hard for 2 weeks to cut insanely hard, unfortunaly I'm already at twink bodyweight so this will be brutal on the scale but my face will look crazy
Fkn retarded if you're still growing. I did this when I was 15 and missed out on 1-2 inches of height, didn't grow at all that year. I was one of the tallest in the class and by the end of year shorter people were passing me.
 
Fkn retarded if you're still growing. I did this when I was 15 and missed out on 1-2 inches of height, didn't grow at all that year.
School ends in 4 weeks and I'm 18 since January, prob done growing.

Briefly doing it so I can ask out this girl then going back to 12%

12-13% is like my natural state tbh I have very high metabolism
 
Is that losalt really worth it? Just sprinkle it on all ur shit when u eat?
yea its not some miracle drug but it can give you a really good potassium/sodium ratio which can help bloating a lot
 
yea its not some miracle drug but it can give you a really good potassium/sodium ratio which can help bloating a lot
I shall cop some
 
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