My dad thinks im fucking gay

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Holy shit rant time.

So my dad knows im a fucking loner and balding fucking currycel but this niggas boomer ass stuck in 1980's back when (((online dating))) wasn't a thing.

He makes jokes about me being gay asking me shit, wanted to see my phone etc.
And I thought hes fucking just joking around.

I go to the front after studying a while and my mum is laughing apparently my dad said "It's ok if hes gay, I woudln't be too mad and disown him, I just never see him with girls and so I can't help but wonder why is he like this"
(My dad was out with bitches younger than me)
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK, ITS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME MY OWN SUBHUMAN RECESSED JAW, TRASH TIER ORBITALS, MANLET ETHNIC CURRY DAD THINGS IM A FUCKING FAGGOT.
FUCK

 

[Deleted member 7917]

Take a baseball bat to his head and then ask if he still thinks your a faggot

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Take a baseball bat to his head and then ask if he still thinks your a faggot

High T

 

[kuroro]

Im sorry

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Im sorry

I am too.
Holy fuck I am a failure of a human being.

 

[Deleted member 5583]

Tell him you're waiting for the right person

 

[Patrick Baitman]

(My dad was out with bitches younger than me)

Is your dad a giga Chad?

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Tell him you're waiting for the right person

Not gonna lie that sounds like a good cope excuse.

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Tell him you're waiting for the right person

*Stacy

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Is your dad a giga Chad?

No hes recessed as fuck. (at least he had hair)
Only good thing he had was physique similar to mine if not more stocky.
Thats just hypergamy man.

 

[john2]

Tell your dad that he'd be an incel too if he was an unmarried teenager in 2020.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

My parents think I’m gay too but I’m just ugly

 

[bossman]

curry parents in a nutshell. just gotta learn to not give a fuck

 

[kuroro]

Hopefully the day never comes where my dad finds shit like this on my phone

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

curry parents in a nutshell. just gotta learn to not give a fuck

Oath brother relatable.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Hopefully the day never comes where my dad finds shit like this on my phone
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Cage at the 4th photo.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Tell your dad that he'd be an incel too if he was an unmarried teenager in 2020.

He wouldn't understand tbh.
He married my mum when she was a virgin and shes hella commited even tho my dad was a nutcase throughout his 30's

 

[john2]

He wouldn't understand tbh.
He married my mum when she was a virgin and shes hella commited even tho my dad was a nutcase throughout his 30's

Same here.

My parents were both virgins (i believe) when they were married. My father's lucky.

Idk what we'll get, looking at how bad things have got now. I'd be worried about how my kid would cope if I end up marrying a slut.

Times have changed so quickly. Both of us need to go to Rajasthan and get married to some poor, virgin gypsy to save our honor.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Ikr, its guga annoying

I just want to sit my parents down and tell them

"bhai, I'm recessed asf. Women don't approach. They have giga hypergamy for Chad"

And blackpill the fuck out them

 

[sytyl]

I

Hopefully the day never comes where my dad finds shit like this on my phone
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caged so fucking hard

 

[Deleted member 4430]

My parents think I’m gay too but I’m just ugly

 

[Deleted member 8576]

just show him all the porn you have saved

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Jfl curry dads are fucking trash , same with mirins dad , my condolences

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

just show him all the porn you have saved

Im trying to stop coom tbh and who the fuck saves porn when u have hub lol.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Jfl curry dads are fucking trash , same with mirins dad , my condolences

My dad isn't as near as bad as mirins dad (he was before), my cousins dads are close to mirins dad if not worse, one beat the fuck out of his wife and daughter at the same time and broke the wall.

 

[sytyl]

Im trying to stop coom tbh and who the fuck saves porn when u have hub lol.

I have gigs of porn hardcore and softcore saved from 4chan over the past 5 years u mirin?

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

I have gigs of porn hardcore and softcore saved from 4chan over the past 5 years u mirin?

Programmercel vibes indeed.

 

[Deleted member 2756]

 

[sytyl]

Programmercel vibes indeed.

I organized it too

Spoiler

 

[Edgar]

He is not wrong.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

I organized it too

Spoiler

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God fucking dammit.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

He is not wrong.

I will fuck you up nigger.

 

[Deleted member 6695]

Not to sound like a victim, but people in my school think I am a jew which is Wayyyy worse bro

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Not to sound like a victim, but people in my school think I am a jew which is Wayyyy worse bro

Gay vs Jew.
Damn thats a tough one.

 

[Edgar]

I will fuck you up nigger.

Go make me some biryani bitch

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Go make me some biryani bitch

Cry for me

 

[JizzFarmer]

Rape him to assert dominance​