My dick broke

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Alright, let’s turn this into a ridiculous, over-the-top tale! Here’s a fun twist:




Title: The Day My Confidence Got the Best of Me


It was a quiet Saturday afternoon, and I was feeling invincible. The kind of invincible that comes from a little too much confidence and perhaps, too many action movies. I was just lounging around, scrolling mindlessly through my phone, when it hit me. What if I could do something amazing right now? Something totally wild and bold, something that would go down in history.


And so, I decided to prove my "strength" and pulled my... you know... just to see how far I could go. It seemed like a good idea at the time.


At first, it was fine. I mean, no big deal, right? I had confidence, I had momentum, and nothing could stop me. But then... it happened.


There was a sharp snap, a gut-wrenching, bone-chilling sound that made me question my life choices. My pride? Gone. My dignity? Crushed. The very thing I thought would be a flex had betrayed me in the most spectacular way possible.


I had broken it. Somehow, someway, I had managed to break my own body part. The universe was laughing at me, and I could only sit there, staring in disbelief.




How’s that? Want me to keep going or change things up?
 
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