MY DICK IS SO FUCKING BLACK 😡

normie_joe

normie_joe

You crack me up little buddy.
Joined
Jan 19, 2023
Posts
9,304
Reputation
13,397
Why is my dick so black? 😡

Seriously like 90% of the melanin in my body is in my dick. God literally said imma give you a big black cock but without the big part.

This is what I call bullshit.
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: It'snotover, 5.5psl, Deleted member 33711 and 4 others
It could be worse tbh.

My dick is 0.5 inch flaccid I can't find it between the bushes sometimes.

Edit: holy fuck people are giving me 😢 reacts they actually believe I'm a dicklet.
Guys I was joking for fuck sake
 
Last edited:
  • JFL
  • So Sad
  • +1
Reactions: It'snotover, Alexios, 5.5psl and 8 others
Be grateful it doesnt stink
 
  • So Sad
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 56659 and normie_joe
high prenatal t!
 
  • Woah
Reactions: normie_joe
Same I’m alright
 
Joe Biden Reaction GIF by The Democrats
 
  • JFL
Reactions: normie_joe
Yeah everyone no matter who they are will obviously have a dick a shade darker than their whole body itself

Just so happens that there is more pigmentation and melanin in those parts compared to the rest of your body’s skin
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: datboijj and normie_joe
That sounds kinda of gross but if it's not too small it's probably ok.
Women who are ok with sleeping with ethnics probably won't care.

Big thick pink dick is ideal though :chad:
 
  • Hmm...
  • Love it
Reactions: mog_or_be_mogged and normie_joe
  • JFL
Reactions: theonewhocantascend
I'm 5.5 so not too bad length wise I guess.



Is it though? Aren't dicks supposed to be frightful like the terror of night?
Pink looks more aesthetic and clean.
No wonder men vastly prefer pink vaginas.

Well, its average but a bbc with the big, like you said, is disappointing.
:feelsrope::feelsrope:
 

Similar threads

D
Replies
19
Views
371
Swarthy Knight
Swarthy Knight
Growth Plate
Replies
8
Views
285
iblamechico
iblamechico
WhoTookVendetta
Replies
1
Views
49
iwannabebreathtakin
iwannabebreathtakin
WhoTookVendetta
Replies
17
Views
628
Alucard69
Alucard69
dipenhydramine
Replies
29
Views
275
dipenhydramine
dipenhydramine

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top