My dick milker feels so fucking good

[disillusioned]

It just sucked the cum out of my dick and felt so fucking good

This is my only motivation for keeping on doing what I'm doing. I would probably have roped without this thing. I might even buy a new one soon just in case the other one breaks (the world economy will collapse soon so I have every reason to do this while it's still possible).

EDIT: Since people keep asking, it's this one: https://shop.exploratorydevices.com/

 

[nosemaxxing]

some things you have to keep for yourself

 

[pentamogged9000]

are you somali

 

[lowiqcel__.]

It just sucked the cum out of my dick and felt so fucking good

This is my only motivation for keeping on doing what I'm doing. I would probably have roped without this thing. I might even buy a new one soon just in case the other one breaks (the world economy will collapse soon so I have every reason to do this while it's still possible).

Whats that

 

[ghab]

someone ban this bitch

 

[FastBananaCEO]

someone ban this bitch

No he makes high iq threads outside of the sex toy ones

 

[highinhibcel]

Dick milker, really bro

 

[Duke Archer]

Cage

 

[Deleted member 90888]

It just sucked the cum out of my dick and felt so fucking good

This is my only motivation for keeping on doing what I'm doing. I would probably have roped without this thing. I might even buy a new one soon just in case the other one breaks (the world economy will collapse soon so I have every reason to do this while it's still possible).

Where do I get one

 

[disillusioned]

Dick milker, really bro

It's legitimately the best cope for non-Chads srs. I use this one: https://shop.exploratorydevices.com/

It's expensive but it's legit extremely good. The thing will actually literally suck your dick. What I mean by that is that unlike most of these gimmicky toys that are usually just different variations of vibrators/fleshlights/etc this thing actually legit does suck you off, as in it feels like your penis is being sucked/milk. It's completely impossible to replicate the sensation via other means (besides getting an actual blowjob). I'm addicted to this fucking thing.

EDIT: Forgot to mention this thing also has an optional vibration feature, though I prefer just the pure milking sensation.

I was also lucky enough to buy it back when the company was new (cost only 750$ then, now it's nearly 300$ more expensive than that). Waiting times are long, though; it took them almost a year to process my order.

 

[disillusioned]

Where do I get one

See reply above.

 

[highinhibcel]

It's legitimately the best cope for non-Chads srs. I use this one: https://shop.exploratorydevices.com/

It's expensive but it's legit extremely good. The thing will actually literally suck your dick. What I mean by that is that unlike most of these gimmicky toys that are usually just different variations of vibrators/fleshlights/etc this thing actually legit does suck you off, as in it feels like your penis is being sucked/milk. It's completely impossible to replicate the sensation via other means (besides getting an actual blowjob). I'm addicted to this fucking thing.

EDIT: Forgot to mention this thing also has an optional vibration feature, though I prefer just the pure milking sensation.

I was also lucky enough to buy it back when the company was new (cost only 750$ then, now it's nearly 300$ more expensive than that). Waiting times are long, though; it took them almost a year to process my order.

Whatever works I guess

 

[Beastimmung]

Pleasure is utter cope.

Just jerk it and move on with your day.

 

[Deleted member 90888]

See reply above.

1k is crazy work I’ll just keep jerking off

 

[lurking truecel]

What the name, i need one, my hand is tired

 

[disillusioned]

1k is crazy work I’ll just keep jerking off

It's considerably more than that; it's without taxes and transpiration cost, especially if you want to ship internationally. Expect 1500$ at least. It's still worth it.

 

[Hernan]

its over sorry.

 

[disillusioned]

its over sorry.

Over for my blue balls

 

[Hernan]

Over for my blue balls

nope, over for you. but its ok same goes for me.

 

[kenibba]

1000 dollars for essentially a pocket pussy is insane

 

[Kayra139]

It just sucked the cum out of my dick and felt so fucking good

This is my only motivation for keeping on doing what I'm doing. I would probably have roped without this thing. I might even buy a new one soon just in case the other one breaks (the world economy will collapse soon so I have every reason to do this while it's still possible).

EDIT: Since people keep asking, it's this one: https://shop.exploratorydevices.com/

Dawg this is not .is

 

[gymceltard]

I was considering buying this type of sex toy.

Do you think it’s worth it?

 

[gemerald]

What is this shit bro

 

[Kayra139]

I was considering buying this type of sex toy.

Do you think it’s worth it?

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Please go to .is guys

 

[gemerald]

Please go to .is guys

Unironically go to .is my day is ruined

 

[Tusseleif]

This is what happens when you mix with Celts

 

[disillusioned]

1000 dollars for essentially a pocket pussy is insane

No, it's much more than that. Read my other comments. It legit gives you a blowjob.

 

[kenibba]

No, it's much more than that. Read my other comments. It legit gives you a blowjob

dayum nigga. might need to cop one of those

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

how do you spend over 1000 on a sex toy

 

[chadhamed]

Damn i would buy it for 1000 if lasted all my life

 

[asdvek]

Is it like a full body orgasm compared to jerking off?

And how did you afford to spend 1500 dollars on a sex toy if you don't go to work?

 

[PrettyLights]

This nigga ain’t fucking buy that shit

 

[disillusioned]

Damn i would buy it for 1000 if lasted all my life

It legit lasts for very long. This thing is made from proper machine parts (it's very heavy and I even dropped it on the floor once, cracking some of the plastic parts from the heavy impact; it still works fine). If treated with respect, in could in theory last 7-12+ years depending on usage.

 

[disillusioned]

how do you spend over 1000 on a sex toy

How much money do simps and cucks spend on their wives/trying to attract women?

 

[car12345]

how do you spend over 1000 on a sex toy

At this point just pay for sex

 

[ProBono]

1k is crazy not even a face or anything just on some dystopian type shit

 

[The Grinch]

White boy from Iceland relying on a pocket pussy so he doesn’t rope

 

[disillusioned]

At this point just pay for sex

1k is crazy not even a face or anything just on some dystopian type shit

Shit lasts for years and is the closest to a machine blowjob.

 

[car12345]

Shit lasts for years and is the closest to a machine blowjob.

True also its hella embarassing to pay someone. I can do way more freaky stuff shameless at home alone like this hmm.

 

[disillusioned]

True also its hella embarassing to pay someone. I can do way more freaky stuff shameless at home alone like this hmm.

Unlike many other toys, this one is also silent e.g. it won't wake up the house.