BigJimsWornOutTires
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Those writers are intellectually despaired and infected with feminist ideology. They failed to deliver an epic finale, as to be expected. Not only that, they rushed it with recycled scenes from other finales. Pretty much, they shat it.
My ending would've been a fucking legend!
So the characters are whining about Daddy Dutton's funeral and what to do about the ranch when, suddenly, the TV catches their attention. An emergency is broadcast. They turn up the volume and Fox News is alerting the Montana community about drones in the sky trying to find a nuke suitcase. Beth quickly swigs her juice and then scratches the Herpes on her crotch. Rip grunts and says, "Nukes in cowboy land? Today's world sucks more than a femboy date." Beth raises an eyebrow at his suspicious comment.
The house shakes. A bright white light explodes in the distance. The windows shatter. Smoke consumes the screen.
Crawling on the floor, Beth is bloody with radiation burns. Half of her face is falling off. She struggles for her bottle of Tennessee whiskey and unscrews the cap. She takes a snort. The liquor streams out of the holes in her neck. Ugh, radiation holes. It happens.
In the interim, Rip and Lloyd are getting up from the throwback of the nuke explosion. Both of their faces are bloody, and their hair is burned off. Their clothes are tattered. Rip bends down for his cowboy hat and dons it. He unfastens his Wranglers and drops his jeans and rainbow boxers to his ankles. He steps out of them. He then says to Lloyd, "If this is the end of the world, I wanna go out as a cowboy."
Lloyd's rather confused by the half-naked buddy. His eyebrow is raised, he reacts, "What are you talking about, Rippy?"
Rip bends down, touching his toes, and says, "Come rodeo my bussy, Lloyd. Cowboy this motherfucker into the wild west."
"Done!" Lloyd drops his shit and gets bussying.
Meanwhile, inside an underground fortress, Jamie Dutton is pacing back and forth. There's a shadow of an unknown man he's looking at. He says, "This was the way."
A grunt is heard. A familiar voice, "They all had to go." The unknown man is revealed to be Daddy Dutton.
"But did you have to fake your death?" Jamie asks.
"Yup," his daddy assures him. "They're all fucking retards, son. I have an alcoholic whore for a daughter carrying more STDs than her faggot in the closet husband. And the guy is stuck on cowboys. Every fucking conversation, he has to bring up the word cowboy. I really do believe he's retarded. Then your brother Kayce thinks he's an Indian... they all had to go!"
"This was the way," Jamie repeats.
"This was the way," Daddy Dutton assures him.
THE END
My ending would've been a fucking legend!
So the characters are whining about Daddy Dutton's funeral and what to do about the ranch when, suddenly, the TV catches their attention. An emergency is broadcast. They turn up the volume and Fox News is alerting the Montana community about drones in the sky trying to find a nuke suitcase. Beth quickly swigs her juice and then scratches the Herpes on her crotch. Rip grunts and says, "Nukes in cowboy land? Today's world sucks more than a femboy date." Beth raises an eyebrow at his suspicious comment.
The house shakes. A bright white light explodes in the distance. The windows shatter. Smoke consumes the screen.
Crawling on the floor, Beth is bloody with radiation burns. Half of her face is falling off. She struggles for her bottle of Tennessee whiskey and unscrews the cap. She takes a snort. The liquor streams out of the holes in her neck. Ugh, radiation holes. It happens.
In the interim, Rip and Lloyd are getting up from the throwback of the nuke explosion. Both of their faces are bloody, and their hair is burned off. Their clothes are tattered. Rip bends down for his cowboy hat and dons it. He unfastens his Wranglers and drops his jeans and rainbow boxers to his ankles. He steps out of them. He then says to Lloyd, "If this is the end of the world, I wanna go out as a cowboy."
Lloyd's rather confused by the half-naked buddy. His eyebrow is raised, he reacts, "What are you talking about, Rippy?"
Rip bends down, touching his toes, and says, "Come rodeo my bussy, Lloyd. Cowboy this motherfucker into the wild west."
"Done!" Lloyd drops his shit and gets bussying.
Meanwhile, inside an underground fortress, Jamie Dutton is pacing back and forth. There's a shadow of an unknown man he's looking at. He says, "This was the way."
A grunt is heard. A familiar voice, "They all had to go." The unknown man is revealed to be Daddy Dutton.
"But did you have to fake your death?" Jamie asks.
"Yup," his daddy assures him. "They're all fucking retards, son. I have an alcoholic whore for a daughter carrying more STDs than her faggot in the closet husband. And the guy is stuck on cowboys. Every fucking conversation, he has to bring up the word cowboy. I really do believe he's retarded. Then your brother Kayce thinks he's an Indian... they all had to go!"
"This was the way," Jamie repeats.
"This was the way," Daddy Dutton assures him.
THE END
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