PajeetDatingCoach
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Yo, Earthlings! Remember my last groundbreaking idea about buffing up rats? Well, I've had an even better epiphany! 
Cats are cool and all, but you know what's even cooler? An endless supply of super-powered prey for those cats! It's a goddamn ecosystem of genetically enhanced mayhem! 
So, the plan is still on for the rats, but I'm tweaking the formula to make them less... you know... dead. We're ditching the heavy-duty stuff like Tren and Dbol. Instead, I'm thinking we stick with the Enclomiphene for hormone surges, MK-677 for that sweet, sweet growth, and YK-11 for lean muscle gains – all the good stuff that's been tested on rats, so hopefully, they won't drop dead or become shooting blanks too fast.
But here's the real kicker: these ain't gonna be your average sewer rats. Oh no! They're gonna be living in the ultimate rat fitness center: a single floor cage with nothing but a goddamn wheel!
Imagine these little bastards running non-stop, day and night, getting absolutely shredded! They'll be so buff and fast, your puny Earth cats will have a hell of a time catching them! 
And guess what happens when (if!) a cat actually manages to snag one of these protein-packed rodents? Free gains, baby!
We're talking about a whole new level of feline fitness, fueled by genetically enhanced rat meat! It's the circle of life, but way more jacked! 
Think about it: hordes of super-fast, super-strong rats breeding like crazy because they're hopped up on science, and the cats that manage to catch them become apex predators on steroids! It's a win-win for chaos!
So, yeah, forget just multiplying cats. We're building a whole damn super-species ecosystem right under your noses! Get ready for the reign of the buff beasts!
Stay tuned for more diabolical updates!
PajeetDatingCoach
Cats are cool and all, but you know what's even cooler? An endless supply of super-powered prey for those cats! It's a goddamn ecosystem of genetically enhanced mayhem! So, the plan is still on for the rats, but I'm tweaking the formula to make them less... you know... dead. We're ditching the heavy-duty stuff like Tren and Dbol. Instead, I'm thinking we stick with the Enclomiphene for hormone surges, MK-677 for that sweet, sweet growth, and YK-11 for lean muscle gains – all the good stuff that's been tested on rats, so hopefully, they won't drop dead or become shooting blanks too fast.
But here's the real kicker: these ain't gonna be your average sewer rats. Oh no! They're gonna be living in the ultimate rat fitness center: a single floor cage with nothing but a goddamn wheel!
Imagine these little bastards running non-stop, day and night, getting absolutely shredded! They'll be so buff and fast, your puny Earth cats will have a hell of a time catching them! And guess what happens when (if!) a cat actually manages to snag one of these protein-packed rodents? Free gains, baby!
We're talking about a whole new level of feline fitness, fueled by genetically enhanced rat meat! It's the circle of life, but way more jacked! Think about it: hordes of super-fast, super-strong rats breeding like crazy because they're hopped up on science, and the cats that manage to catch them become apex predators on steroids! It's a win-win for chaos!
So, yeah, forget just multiplying cats. We're building a whole damn super-species ecosystem right under your noses! Get ready for the reign of the buff beasts!
Stay tuned for more diabolical updates!
PajeetDatingCoach
