My ex girlfriend had ass inflation

[enriquecuador]

This is a new term I invented

everyone (mainly just girls) went on to me about how my ex girlfriend had a massive ass

I somehow believed it after all that.

Was a bit cringe, I remember bragging loads to people about it

What a lie shit was overrated as fuck

Unrelated story but once I slapped it in public and she “accidentally” screamed

 

[Primalsplit]

You were not the only nigga who smacked that shit.

 

[enriquecuador]

You were not the only nigga who smacked that shit.

After we broke up one of my friends claimed he saw her with a thugmaxxed black guy

 

[Primalsplit]

After we broke up one of my friends claimed he saw her with a thugmaxxed black guy

I bet she screamed for him too, but louder this time.

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

I bet she screamed for him too, but louder this time.

 

[enriquecuador]

I bet she screamed for him too, but louder this time.

wrap it up dude. Your not the black guy

 

[Primalsplit]

wrap it up dude. Your not the black guy

Well... I can't be everywhere at once now can I?