My experience in Singapore so far

[JustABadDream]

First off, if you are at least 5’10 you will literally heightmog most people here. (Specially in the MTR or Subway lmfao)


As visitor, being at least HTN will guaranteed you slays with ltb chinks and arab girls rolf ( but to be honest, who cares about those?)

Secondly, you can pretty much go anywhere in the country in the subway
(Unrelated picture I took today lol)


And now my experience so far:

Last Saturday ( 4 days ago ), I met up with this girl I met on tinder, after hitting she called me a taxi to go to my condo (and due to me being a retard I left my phone in the cab xd)

So next day I texted the girl again for her to contact the taxi driver, and thankfully in the app she called the cab I managed to get the number of the car that gave me the ride and made a report.

Long story short, they sent me an email to go to a fogu deparment. So I took the MTR for 1 hour just for them to tell me at the station they couldn’t give me the phone and I had to wait two weeks

So now I’m stuck with this shit ass iPhone xr (same phone I used to take the garbage picture I used here) and on top of it I got lost on the way back home Lmfao

Tomorrow I’ll go to the MTR and take pictures of the average person here in SG, so you lot can realise how easy it is to ascend here ( and yes, even the inmigrants/visitors from europe are usually LTN oofie doofies going out with their LTB gfs. Anyways, love this place so far

Shoutout to the singaporean guy (brucewayne I think? I forgot lol)

 

[sarmatian]

How expensive is it in Singapore?

 

[Brus Wane]

First off, if you are at least 5’10 you will literally heightmog most people here. (Specially in the MTR or Subway lmfao)


As visitor, being at least HTN will guaranteed you slays with ltb chinks and arab girls rolf ( but to be honest, who cares about those?)

Secondly, you can pretty much go anywhere in the country in the subway
(Unrelated picture I took today lol)
View attachment 3363921

And now my experience so far:

Last Saturday ( 4 days ago ), I met up with this girl I met on tinder, after hitting she called me a taxi to go to my condo (and due to me being a retard I left my phone in the cab xd)

So next day I texted the girl again for her to contact the taxi driver, and thankfully in the app she called the cab I managed to get the number of the car that gave me the ride and made a report.

Long story short, they sent me an email to go to a fogu deparment. So I took the MTR for 1 hour just for them to tell me at the station they couldn’t give me the phone and I had to wait two weeks

So now I’m stuck with this shit ass iPhone xr (same phone I used to take the garbage picture I used here) and on top of it I got lost on the way back home Lmfao

Tomorrow I’ll go to the MTR and take pictures of the average person here in SG, so you lot can realise how easy it is to ascend here ( and yes, even the inmigrants/visitors from europe are usually LTN oofie doofies going out with their LTB gfs. Anyways, love this place so far

Shoutout to the singaporean guy (brucewayne I think? I forgot lol)

Ayo i was gonna roast yo ass for calling our beloved public transport MTR (bitch this aint hong kong innit) but mad props for giving me a shout

Repped

 

[JustABadDream]

How expensive is it in Singapore?

It’s alright, I thought it was going to be as expensive as Dubai, but actually is way cheaper. Here mostly you’ll find either giga rich chinese capitalists or your average American/European Oofie Doofie larping as rich

 

[JustABadDream]

Ayo i was gonna roast yo ass for calling our beloved public transport MTR (bitch this aint hong kong innit) but mad props for giving me a shout

Repped

You know, the public transport here it’s great, specially compared to other countries ( lol at NYC subway or Madrid Subway xd) it’s just so far I’ve seen why a lot of people locationmaxx here in Asia. But anyways, it’s just my experience

 

[Esky1911]

Easy to ascend in SEA.
Been there long ago, but my country has similar demographics of people, thus it's understandable

 

[Brus Wane]

You know, the public transport here it’s great, specially compared to other countries ( lol at NYC subway or Madrid Subway xd) it’s just so far I’ve seen why a lot of people locationmaxx here in Asia. But anyways, it’s just my experience

You know why its great?

Theres a brutal tax on cars due to the size of our island. Even bikes will set you back a few.

Its nearly 100,000$ to own a toyota here.

Anyway yeah that prices out the WHOLE working class and the bottom of the middle class. To justify something so extreme, public transport has to be tip-top.

 

[JustABadDream]

You know why its great?

Theres a brutal tax on cars due to the size of our island. Even bikes will set you back a few.

Its nearly 100,000$ to own a toyota here.

Anyway yeah that prices out the WHOLE working class and the bottom of the middle class. To justify something so extreme, public transport has to be tip-top.

Oh yeah, I know. I’m paying 1.8k SGD just renting a Volkswagen wolf (jfl) so I imagine what it cost to own a car here

 

[Brus Wane]

Oh yeah, I know. I’m paying 1.8k SGD just renting a Volkswagen wolf (jfl) so I imagine what it cost to own a car here

Youre renting a car?

Shieeeeee i thought you’re here on holiday or some shitTurns out youre some expatriate

 

[JustABadDream]

Youre renting a car?

Shieeeeee i thought you’re here on holiday or some shitTurns out youre some expatriate

I’m not from here xd, I’m renting through a singaporean LTN I know, he pays 1.5 and he keeps 300 for himself xd

 

[Brus Wane]

I’m not from here xd, I’m renting through a singaporean LTN I know, he pays 1.5 and he keeps 300 for himself xd

Are you American? What's your stats?
Took me like 3 months on tinder before I could even finger a chick...and this precovid and you got it in a day

 

[Chadeep]

What Happened to @GuyFromSingapore

 

[JustABadDream]

Are you American? What's your stats?
Took me like 3 months on tinder before I could even finger a chick...and this precovid and you got it in a day

Nope, I’m a Sudaca (half Spanish- Half South American ( from Venezuela specifically ) and barely 182 cm barefoot. I consider myself a MTN xd, and being honest, I’m surprised I got game so fast here too. ( May just be the fact that IRL MTN is enough to slay xd ) + I’m just above 18. I don’t know your stats, but if you’re at least 1,80 and MTN you can slay pretty much anywhere, no problem ( or well depends what you consider MTN xd)

 

[Brus Wane]

Nope, I’m a Sudaca (half Spanish- Half South American ( from Venezuela specifically ) and barely 182 cm barefoot. I consider myself a MTN xd, and being honest, I’m surprised I got game so fast here too. ( May just be the fact that IRL MTN is enough to slay xd ) + I’m just above 18. I don’t know your stats, but if you’re at least 1,80 and MTN you can slay pretty much anywhere, no problem ( or well depends what you consider MTN xd)

I'm 5'9

 

[JustABadDream]

I'm 5'9

How old are you/how attractive are you? Here in SEA MTN (even if below 5’10 if not giga manlet) should be enough to slay xd, even in Europe and America ( even though in America you’ll be better off going to clubs rather than tinder lol )

 

[Brus Wane]

How old are you/how attractive are you? Here in SEA MTN (even if below 5’10 if not giga manlet) should be enough to slay xd, even in Europe and America ( even though in America you’ll be better off going to clubs rather than tinder lol )

I'm almost 26 and probably MTN by local standards.

I don't have that 'asian eye' thing but other than that ... thats about it.

Oh well.

 

[JustABadDream]

I'm almost 26 and probably MTN by local standards.

I don't have that 'asian eye' thing but other than that ... thats about it.

Oh well.

Haven’t you tried surgery? If you have a decent base fixing falios and getting implants should be enough to ascend to HTN. Only thing is nowadays it’s pricey af, but truly worth it

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

First off, if you are at least 5’10 you will literally heightmog most people here. (Specially in the MTR or Subway lmfao)


As visitor, being at least HTN will guaranteed you slays with ltb chinks and arab girls rolf ( but to be honest, who cares about those?)

Secondly, you can pretty much go anywhere in the country in the subway
(Unrelated picture I took today lol)
View attachment 3363921

And now my experience so far:

Last Saturday ( 4 days ago ), I met up with this girl I met on tinder, after hitting she called me a taxi to go to my condo (and due to me being a retard I left my phone in the cab xd)

So next day I texted the girl again for her to contact the taxi driver, and thankfully in the app she called the cab I managed to get the number of the car that gave me the ride and made a report.

Long story short, they sent me an email to go to a fogu deparment. So I took the MTR for 1 hour just for them to tell me at the station they couldn’t give me the phone and I had to wait two weeks

So now I’m stuck with this shit ass iPhone xr (same phone I used to take the garbage picture I used here) and on top of it I got lost on the way back home Lmfao

Tomorrow I’ll go to the MTR and take pictures of the average person here in SG, so you lot can realise how easy it is to ascend here ( and yes, even the inmigrants/visitors from europe are usually LTN oofie doofies going out with their LTB gfs. Anyways, love this place so far

Shoutout to the singaporean guy (brucewayne I think? I forgot lol)

those balding 'oofie doofies' you speak of are probably fund managers with multi 100m net worths if not billionaires.

 

[JustABadDream]

those balding 'oofie doofies' you speak of are probably fund managers with multi 100m net worths if not billionaires.

Oh, definitely not, you can easily tell who’s who IRL. But you might see one if you go around a lot

 

[Brus Wane]

Haven’t you tried surgery? If you have a decent base fixing falios and getting implants should be enough to ascend to HTN. Only thing is nowadays it’s pricey af, but truly worth it

Surgery?

I dont have any flaws, i am just plain looking AF

I would change my height but thats about it

 

[MeKKa]

Damn I wish I wasn't so damn broke, how's the food there? And have you met any rich girls or whatever? For some reason I feel like they'd be more generous over there

 

[JustABadDream]

If y

Surgery?

I dont have any flaws, i am just plain looking AF

I would change my height but thats about it

If You are plain looking, then you need to have striking feautures ( example good gonions/zygod/eye area) you can ascend if you are willing to