Snuffles
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This probably isn’t a thread that I see many of you relating to, but I don’t even get flustered or excited when girls flirt with me anymore. Every time I show up to school a new bitch bothers me asking to hang out while I’m busy, so I just brush them off. The bitches that I do choose to hang with I always end up fucking instead.
My roster’s up 10 girls so far, and 3 of them have boyfriends that are completely oblivious. I can fuck only 4 of them per day so for convenience I set up an entire schedule w/ reminders for my “hangout” days and times. Life is great and I could never be happier.
“So how and why do you get so much pussy, Snuffles?”
“I’m tryna get like you. Are you selling any courses?”
Nah, I don’t sell any courses. Here’s the honest truth:
1. I am more attractive than you, therefore women are more attracted to me
2. My pheromones attract more women than yours do due to my animalistic metabolic rate and body function
3. I am a skeletal outlier (Gonial Apex of 125.155°, mathematically peak masculine facial structure)
4. Women are more attracted to me because of my nonchalant demeanor and low inhibition
5. I am taller than you. No explanation needed, women like a tall, manly physique and stature which I just so happen to possess.
Generally, I own you all in terms of looks.
Fuck “Clavicular”, fuck “Amnesia” and fuck “Zeta”. They’re all old news. This is what a real, unfrauded slayer looks like.
My roster’s up 10 girls so far, and 3 of them have boyfriends that are completely oblivious. I can fuck only 4 of them per day so for convenience I set up an entire schedule w/ reminders for my “hangout” days and times. Life is great and I could never be happier.
“So how and why do you get so much pussy, Snuffles?”
“I’m tryna get like you. Are you selling any courses?”
Nah, I don’t sell any courses. Here’s the honest truth:
1. I am more attractive than you, therefore women are more attracted to me
2. My pheromones attract more women than yours do due to my animalistic metabolic rate and body function
3. I am a skeletal outlier (Gonial Apex of 125.155°, mathematically peak masculine facial structure)
4. Women are more attracted to me because of my nonchalant demeanor and low inhibition
5. I am taller than you. No explanation needed, women like a tall, manly physique and stature which I just so happen to possess.
Generally, I own you all in terms of looks.
Fuck “Clavicular”, fuck “Amnesia” and fuck “Zeta”. They’re all old news. This is what a real, unfrauded slayer looks like.
