My face looks like a huge fucking oblong brick

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I don't look chiseled at all.

I have a fucking oblong brick face especially after going up to 216 lbs from 200 lbs even on CLEAN BULK.

The only benefit from this is that I look "masculine", but I hate my face now.

I will probably get on fat burners or something to see if it is extra fat or its just from overtraining and doing neck day every day.

My fucking cheeks are oversized as well from all that "chewing mewing" bullshit. I fucking look like a bloated, oblong roided chipmunk.

The fuck do I do???

Well, at least I'm intimidating :/
 
lol your cheeks shouldn't grow from mewing . fucking hell I swear 99% of you do it wrong
 
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I don't look chiseled at all.

I have a fucking oblong brick face especially after going up to 216 lbs from 200 lbs even on CLEAN BULK.

The only benefit from this is that I look "masculine", but I hate my face now.

I will probably get on fat burners or something to see if it is extra fat or its just from overtraining and doing neck day every day.

My fucking cheeks are oversized as well from all that "chewing mewing" bullshit. I fucking look like a bloated, oblong roided chipmunk.

The fuck do I do???

Well, at least I'm intimidating :/
Cheeks grew from chewing. From cheeing the wrong way. Dont engage buccinators bro
 
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lol your cheeks shouldn't grow from mewing . fucking hell I swear 99% of you do it wrong
Shut up with this bullshit. "U DO WONG" is bullshit reply, you can never do it right apparently. I didn't mean mewing I meant chewing. I once grew my cheeks to chipmunk tier from chewing and now they are big like that FOREVER. No chiseled features on my face, no sunken cheeks, no cheekbones, just one big BRICK with a FLAT ASS RECESSED MAXILLA, FML

I'm still surprised I managed to beta bux for conveniently attractive femoid
Cheeks grew from chewing. From cheeing the wrong way. Dont engage buccinators bro
How not to engage the buccinators???
 
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lol your cheeks shouldn't grow from mewing . fucking hell I swear 99% of you do it wrong
Last time I checked you don't need to have a fucking master's degree in putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth JFL
 
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Shut up with this bullshit. "U DO WONG" is bullshit reply, you can never do it right apparently. I didn't mean mewing I meant chewing. I once grew my cheeks to chipmunk tier from chewing and now they are big like that FOREVER. No chiseled features on my face, no sunken cheeks, no cheekbones, just one big BRICK with a FLAT ASS RECESSED MAXILLA, FML

I'm still surprised I managed to beta bux for conveniently attractive femoid

How not to engage the buccinators???
idfk.

who the fuck engages their buccinators during chewing?

just push swallow first and refrain from chewing for a bit then maybe they will be to weak?
Last time I checked you don't need to have a fucking master's degree in putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth JFL
yes infact I do.

Broly running gif

brb getting it from the future
 
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How dafuq do you expect us to help if you dont post pics. Whats ur height? Ofc you're going to look bloated at 216 lbs dude. Neck training has nothing to do with this.
Fat burners are cope. Dont buy this shit.
Dont use your buccinators. Never. I never use them and i have slim cheeks.
 
pics where?
 
who the fuck engages their buccinators during chewing?

just push swallow first and refrain from chewing for a bit then maybe they will be to weak?
How the fuck do you "just push swallow inverse crater mew max method BROOOOO", how the fuck do I know how to eat / drink chew the fuck fuck??
 
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Shut up with this bullshit. "U DO WONG" is bullshit reply, you can never do it right apparently. I didn't mean mewing I meant chewing. I once grew my cheeks to chipmunk tier from chewing and now they are big like that FOREVER. No chiseled features on my face, no sunken cheeks, no cheekbones, just one big BRICK with a FLAT ASS RECESSED MAXILLA, FML

I'm still surprised I managed to beta bux for conveniently attractive femoid

How not to engage the buccinators???
Usually you move the food in your mouth with the cheeks, engaging the buccinators. Use the tongue while chewing to move food!
 
Weight number matters depending on ur height thats why i asked. 216 lbs on a 5'8 would be an obese.

Just dont use them lol. When you're swallowing water for example, just make the water go straight to your throat instead of letting it go through your cheeks.

*i hope you're kidding about getting LL at 6'2 honestly. If not, seek professional help asap, a therapist maybe, i'm serious.
Usually you move the food in your mouth with the cheeks, engaging the buccinators. Use the tongue while chewing to move food!
Thats what i did my whole life without even noticing. I always use the tongue to move the food while chewing. Guess thats why i have slim cheeks now.
 
I'm only 6'2''. But will get LL to get to 6'6'' hopefully.


Stupid argument. Bodyfat is what matters with bloat, not "muh weight number". And I have visible six pack and 13% bf measured by two independent devices.



HOW NOT TO USE THEM???

Bruh, 6’2-6’4 is ideal. Above 6’5 and you’re veering into fuck freak territory. If you’re struggling with sex life at 6’2 it’s due to face or NT/inhibition problems.
 
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Bruh, 6’2-6’4 is ideal. Above 6’5 and you’re veering into fuck freak territory. If you’re struggling with sex life at 6’2 it’s due to face or NT/inhibition problems.
Any bluepill who claims this doesn't realise I will get mogged to hell next to this guy:



LL or death.
 
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Any bluepill who claims this doesn't realise I will get mogged to hell next to this guy:



LL or death.

Right dude, because I’m sure you run into guys like that constantly!
You’re trolling hard lol
 
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Right dude, because I’m sure you run into guys like that constantly!
You’re trolling hard lol
Who cares if you "run into them often". I get height mogged every time I go out. There is always a dude taller than me. ALWAYS
 
U said it yourself. You've been bulking and on top of muscles you gained fat as well. What were you expecting? Fat deposits on your face as well lmao
 
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