My family members were casually hinting that I got a visible bulge

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Sometimes I walked around the house and they often said vaguely “You should wear something longer,” and I didn’t get the hint. Until one time they said “It’s visible.” I knew they weren’t talking about my actual dick, so I realized I got a visible bulge.

It’s especially noticeable when I’m wearing boxers but also when I’m wearing sweatpants. Also when I’m wearing boxers underneath my sweatpants. Sometimes I put on my jeans and then I can tell I’ve got a little bulge, but it’s not as noticeable as when I’m wearing sweatpants or I’m just wearing boxers.

Anyone else got into awkward situations like these? My friend always said “I can tell you’re packing,” since I would wear boxers when friends visited but never thought my family would pick up on it. Regarding my friend, I guess he wasn’t wrong, but I would always downplay it and say “Nah, I’m not.” Trying to be all humble and stuff.
 
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holy shit gengar your dick must be HUGE bro.
 
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There’s been many pairs of sweatpants I couldn’t wear in public for this reason
 
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holy shit gengar your dick must be HUGE bro.
No, it’s like 3-4 inches in length while flaccid and 4.25 inches in girth. But I also have decent-sized balls and these factors cause it. :ogre:
 
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No, it’s like 3-4 inches in length while flaccid and 4.25 inches in girth. But I also have decent-sized balls and these factors cause it. :ogre:
how big is it erected?
 
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No, it’s like 3-4 inches in length while flaccid and 4.25 inches in girth. But I also have decent-sized balls and these factors cause it. :ogre:
now you are lying so you dont hurt anyone, our glorious king gengar is always trying to be humble 🙏🙏
 
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how big is it erected?
6.25 NBP and 7 BP. My main selling point, however, would be my girth. It’s 5.63, even though it used to be slightly bigger before I nofapmaxxed it was 5.75. It’s always been 5.25 at my thinnest though.
 
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now you are lying so you dont hurt anyone, our glorious king gengar is always trying to be humble 🙏🙏
JFL. No, I promise you, it really is that. I think main reason bulges form is because of the balls but I think my thicker-than-average flaccid is also what contributes to it somewhat.
 
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Were you wearing sweatpants in the airplane?

Just gotta take a bulge pic and put it on tinder and you'll lose KHHV :chad:
 
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JFL. No, I promise you, it really is that. I think main reason bulges form is because of the balls but I think my thicker-than-average flaccid is also what contributes to it somewhat.
just joking bro, tiktok/reels humour did insane mental to me 😭
 
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mirin typing up this incest fantasy
 
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Were you wearing sweatpants in the airplane?

Just gotta take a bulge pic and put it on tinder and you'll lose KHHV :chad:
When I go outside I’m properly clothed, so no people can’t see it. I’m a good little boy, I’m not naughty, so I won’t walk around in sweatpants without boxers. But one time I did wear it that way and I could see it dangle back and forth, it’s funny to me. :ogre:
 
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Pic?
 
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No, it’s like 3-4 inches in length while flaccid and 4.25 inches in girth. But I also have decent-sized balls and these factors cause it. :ogre:
How are the balls hanging in the Netherlands winter bhai.
 
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Over start clamping and pumping, sending a hydropump max and clamp cable to your house rn, its coming in two day
 
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thank you for reminding me what a mogger you actually are
 
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How are the balls hanging in the Netherlands winter bhai.
Good question. They are a lot smaller, but when I’m sitting down and getting warmer, then they get bigger again. :ogre:
 
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Over start clamping and pumping, sending a hydropump max and clamp cable to your house rn, its coming in two day
I’m satisfied with the way Allah made me. :bigbrain:
 
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That’s hawt. Tell me more. :Comfy:
I walked past them in the lunch room at school and first caught the closest one to me who I also just so happened to know looking and then looked to see the whole group looking at it
 
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I walked past them in the lunch room at school and first caught the closest one to me who I also just so happened to know looking and then looked to see the whole group looking at it
Did they treat you better afterwards? :feelshah:
 
Average life of a 7.2 inch bpcel
 
Did they treat you better afterwards? :feelshah:
I only really knew the one I first caught looking but yeah and she started actively flirting with me
 
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Average life of a 7.2 inch bpcel
You dickmog me into oblivion, you got 0.2 length on me and 0.37 girth (it was 0.25 first, but I got a 0.12 decrease after nofapmaxxing). How do I cope? :feelswhat:
 
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Did you take that Nubian queen to pound town afterwards? :ogre:
No I was too autistic to get the hint at the time :feelsbadman:. Though I have interacted with her a lot recently since she works at my local Wendy’s and she is always giving me discounts and free shit so there is still hope.
 
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No I was too autistic to get the hint at the time :feelsbadman:. Though I have interacted with her a lot recently since she works at my local Wendy’s and she is always giving me discounts and free shit so there is still hope.
Man, black women are so nice. God bless them. 🥰
 
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Straightest mod on .Org
 
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I love going to the gym in grey joggers with no boxers on ! 🤭
 
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The fuck is this hillbilly trailer shit? Your family's admiring your bulge? I assume your sister always wears a thong bikini around the house, uh? I suppose she's also your mom, uh?
 
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I love going to the gym in grey joggers with no boxers on ! 🤭
How many looks do you get? I think dick game only works if you are at least decent-looking, something I’m not.
 
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The fuck is this hillbilly trailer shit? Your family's admiring your bulge? I assume your sister always wears a thong bikini around the house, uh? I suppose she's also your mom, uh?
Wow, don’t expose me, man! :feelsohgod:
 
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How many looks do you get? I think dick game only works if you are at least decent-looking, something I’m not.
Quite a few, they kind look down then straight back back
 
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big nose + bald = big dick
 
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Starting to dislike this bragging fakecel nigger
 
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