My first day in the gym as an incel

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I have finally got the guts to go to the gym, one month after getting the membership for it:Comfy:
Well, it was a troublesome experience but also a relief, to say the least.
I was afraid to get weightmogged by 6‘9 chads and stared down by hypergamous foids.
So I went early and encountered some beasts and some old dudes but no foids.
My biggest boost in confidence was when a beta skinny chud came by to the hammerflys machine and asked me stuttering: S-Sir how many sets have you left?
Only to look at back at him doing the machine one handed double the weight of mine:feelsbadman:

The worst thing was the shower afterwards, i decided to take a shower in the gym, but it turns out the jew gym i got to allows you only a limited time to shower after scanning the card.
So I stood there full of soap with no water like a faggot.
I had to get out naked and soapy and ask an old dude for his card so i can use his shower. Turns out he wanted to shower too so i stood naked and he came in naked and watched me use his shower quickly.
4/10 first day experience
 
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I have finally got the guts to go to the gym, one month after getting the membership for it:Comfy:
Well, it was a troublesome experience but also a relief, to say the least.
I was afraid to get weightmogged by 6‘9 chads and stared down by hypergamous foids.
So I went early and encountered some beasts and some old dudes but no foids.
My biggest boost in confidence was when a beta skinny chud came by to the hammerflys machine and asked me stuttering: S-Sir how many sets have you left?
Only to look at back at him doing the machine one handed double the weight of mine:feelsbadman:

The worst thing was the shower afterwards, i decided to take a shower in the gym, but it turns out the jew gym i got to allows you only a limited time to shower after scanning the card.
So I stood there full of soap with no water like a faggot.
I had to get out naked and soapy and ask an old dude for his card so i can use his shower. Turns out he wanted to shower too so i stood naked and he came in naked and watched me use his shower quickly.
4/10 first day experience
If this isn’t a tale
It’s already over.
 
The worst thing was the shower afterwards, i decided to take a shower in the gym, but it turns out the jew gym i got to allows you only a limited time to shower after scanning the card.
So I stood there full of soap with no water like a faggot.
I had to get out naked and soapy and ask an old dude for his card so i can use his shower. Turns out he wanted to shower too so i stood naked and he came in naked and watched me use his shower quickly.
4/10 first day experience
Holy fuck :lul:
 
I hate to say it, but for someone who goes to the gym, you’re acting like a little chicken right now. I highly encourage you to address that.
 
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