My first girlfriend turns 36 today

[BadLuck7892]

Shows what an oldcel I am

 

[Painful Cycle]

damn uncle can you tell me what you did in your life so I can do the opposite

 

[BadLuck7892]

damn uncle can you tell me what you did in your life so I can do the opposite

Autism, high inhibition, and settling into a prostitute habit are mainly to blame

 

[ShowerCelling]

how old are you, 38?

 

[Foreverbrad]

My first girlfriend would be 32 now.
Haven’t talked to her since 2017. Saw her on tinder though, she became a varbie.

 

[BadLuck7892]

how old are you, 38?

34

 

[BadLuck7892]

My first girlfriend would be 32 now.
Haven’t talked to her since 2017. Saw her on tinder though, she became a varbie.

Mine is married with children

 

[ceceslayer]

34

damn uncle start a family

 

[isis_Bleach]

she craves u, give her a shot

 

[Koji]

Mine is married with children

id feel some type of way ngl

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Brutally over for ancientcels such as us.

I will comit suicide via Geomaxxing

 

[DoctorPMA]

34

How do you cope with being 34? People say that mens life starts to peak at 30s. True or cope?

 

[gigacumster3000]

showercelling said: jfc you actually believe [wrong thing]? when did this become basic bitch tier?

 

[DrunkenSailor]

34

You got any hope left?

 

[BadLuck7892]

damn uncle start a family

I don't want kids

 

[BadLuck7892]

she craves u, give her a shot

We were an item in 2001-02. She's married with kids now

 

[BadLuck7892]

id feel some type of way ngl

I don't want a wife or kids anyway

 

[BadLuck7892]

How do you cope with being 34? People say that mens life starts to peak at 30s. True or cope?

Every man is different. For a non-autist, being a 30-something can be awesome (NT men tend to get married and make decent incomes at that age).

For a low income autist like me, on the other hand, I had passed my peak by my 24th birthday.

As for how I cope, I utilize escorts to replicate the female closeness I'm missing.

 

[BadLuck7892]

You got any hope left?

I've only had sex I didn't pay for once in the past decade. All hope is gone.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

 

[rawr]

What are your biggest regrets?

 

[emomaxx]

if you took her virginity she definitely still thinks about you

 

[ceceslayer]

I don't want kids

reasonable

 

[BadLuck7892]

What are your biggest regrets?

I guess that I gave up on pursuing the opposite sex shortly after I began using prostitutes

 

[BadLuck7892]

if you took her virginity she definitely still thinks about you

We never had sex

 

[taai]

Mine married couple months ago

 

[taai]

Mine married couple months ago

I will always regret being so shy about sex she was a whore anyway

 

[BadLuck7892]

I will always regret being so shy about sex she was a whore anyway

We were 10 and 12. It's to be expected we never had sex

@emomaxx

 

[taai]

We were 10 and 12. It's to be expected we never had sex

@emomaxx

We were 17 and 16 (she) but I never had a gf before her. Did you kiss her?

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I've only had sex I didn't pay for once in the past decade. All hope is gone.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

Brutal

Do you think if you were younger you’d have a better life? Or is it not down to age?

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

We were an item in 2001-02. She's married with kids now

damn bro you were on sum daria morgendorffer shit

 

[gymceltard]

Over for oldcels

She probably has 1000x more experience than you

She’s probably sucked and fuck dozens of men

It’s so fucking over for us older male virgins

 

[emomaxx]

We were 10 and 12. It's to be expected we never had sex

@emomaxx

ah yeah makes sense lol

 

[BadLuck7892]

We were 17 and 16 (she) but I never had a gf before her. Did you kiss her?

No I did not. My mom made sure we never had a chance to kiss outside of school.

And I was too high inhib to kiss her when an opportunity arose at recess.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Brutal

Do you think if you were younger you’d have a better life? Or is it not down to age?

It's not an age thing. The reason I got free sex easier in my early 20s was because the sex marketplace was easier back then (in other words, I just so happened to luck out with being born when I was).

If I was in my early 20s today, I'd likely be an incel.

@Lefty Rankin and @SoundnVision are 2 posters off the top of my head who were also already grown during the time period when the sex marketplace was easier. Perhaps they can chime in to confirm how much easier getting laid was in 2012 vs 2025.

 

[Aladin]

My first girlfriend would be 32 now.
Haven’t talked to her since 2017. Saw her on tinder though, she became a varbie.

Varbie?

 

[Foreverbrad]

Varbie?

She is ripped and muscular and obviously taking steroids.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

The reason I got free sex easier in my early 20s was because the sex marketplace was easier back then (in other words, I just so happened to luck out with being born when I was).

all israels fault

 

[Cuervo]

Autism, high inhibition, and settling into a prostitute habit are mainly to blame

Yeah thank you

I'm unc too but still significantly younger than you, if you're really in mid 30's

You're still young in the grand scheme of things though. This forum is quite ageist lol

 

[Aladin]

She is ripped and muscular and obviously taking steroids.

Never heard this phrase before.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Never heard this phrase before.

I wish I saved her pics, was quite something.

 

[SoundnVision]

It's not an age thing. The reason I got free sex easier in my early 20s was because the sex marketplace was easier back then (in other words, I just so happened to luck out with being born when I was).

If I was in my early 20s today, I'd likely be an incel.

@Lefty Rankin and @SoundnVision are 2 posters off the top of my head who were also already grown during the time period when the sex marketplace was easier. Perhaps they can chime in to confirm how much easier getting laid was in 2012 vs 2025.

It was easier but I wasn't looksmaxed and hardly went out so I didn't take advantage.
When I was half looksmaxed in 16/17 I fucked a lot from okcupid. I fucked a 17 year old Chinese girl when I was 28 from that site haha

 

[Lefty Rankin]

It's not an age thing. The reason I got free sex easier in my early 20s was because the sex marketplace was easier back then (in other words, I just so happened to luck out with being born when I was).

If I was in my early 20s today, I'd likely be an incel.

@Lefty Rankin and @SoundnVision are 2 posters off the top of my head who were also already grown during the time period when the sex marketplace was easier. Perhaps they can chime in to confirm how much easier getting laid was in 2012 vs 2025.

I guess people just aren't fucking as much period these days. Even good looking people. That's what data suggest. Sure, if you're a high octane sex addicted Chad there's never been a better time than now to get your dick wet, but those kinds of people are extremely few and far between. Mist Chads don't want to slay slay slay. And in their relationships even they aren't fucking as much.

I've only been on 3 dates in my entire life that involved meeting someone in person that I found over the Internet. On was like plenty of fish and the other was Ok Cupid. I've never fucked with dating or hookup apps.

Dealing with people in person is something I've always been extremely good at. And my lifestyle allows me to meet a lot of different people. I change jobs and living spaces very frequently. This allows me to be in a lot of situations where girls give out signals and invitations. At 38 years old I still get a lot of "I want to smoke a cigarette. Do you want to come out to my car end smoke a cigarette with me?" type of offers. Lots of girls trying flirting with me. Everything from pretty 17 year olds to 60 year old women that used to be somebody.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yeah thank you

I'm unc too but still significantly younger than you, if you're really in mid 30's

You're still young in the grand scheme of things though. This forum is quite ageist lol

34 is still relatively young, you're right.

I wouldn't necessarily call the forum ageist. The forum just so happens to be highly popular with teens (so I'm super old by this forum's standards)

 

[BadLuck7892]

It was easier but I wasn't looksmaxed and hardly went out so I didn't take advantage.
When I was half looksmaxed in 16/17 I fucked a lot from okcupid. I fucked a 17 year old Chinese girl when I was 28 from that site haha

I hardly went out in 2012 either. I got all of my 2012 sex (all of which was free) from Craigslist and datehookup.

By 2016-17, I had settled into my escort habit.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I guess people just aren't fucking as much period these days. Even good looking people. That's what data suggest. Sure, if you're a high octane sex addicted Chad there's never been a better time than now to get your dick wet, but those kinds of people are extremely few and far between. Mist Chads don't want to slay slay slay. And in their relationships even they aren't fucking as much.

I've only been on 3 dates in my entire life that involved meeting someone in person that I found over the Internet. On was like plenty of fish and the other was Ok Cupid. I've never fucked with dating or hookup apps.

Dealing with people in person is something I've always been extremely good at. And my lifestyle allows me to meet a lot of different people. I change jobs and living spaces very frequently. This allows me to be in a lot of situations where girls give out signals and invitations. At 38 years old I still get a lot of "I want to smoke a cigarette. Do you want to come out to my car end smoke a cigarette with me?" type of offers. Lots of girls trying flirting with me. Everything from pretty 17 year olds to 60 year old women that used to be somebody.

I'm the opposite of you. I'm terrible at getting foids in person.

I've only fucked a foid I met in person twice (an ugly redskin who followed me home at 23; a hot Latina who worked in my condo building a few months before I turned 30)

In my case, the fact Craigslist no longer allows sex ads (and even if they did, foids would have no incentive to use Craigslist, seeing as they have thousands of options in the palm of their hand) is the main reason I can't get laid for free anymore.

In 2012, swipe apps were in their infancy. Swipe apps, as they became more popular, ended up destroying the chances of a guy like me.

Then again, if what you're saying is true (fucking in general doesn't happen as much anymore), even if I had better skills at getting a partner in person, I still might not get laid for free in 2025.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I'm the opposite of you. I'm terrible at getting foids in person.

I've only fucked a foid I met in person twice (an ugly redskin who followed me home at 23; a hot Latina who worked in my condo building a few months before I turned 30)

In my case, the fact Craigslist no longer allows sex ads (and even if they did, foids would have no incentive to use Craigslist, seeing as they have thousands of options in the palm of their hand) is the main reason I can't get laid for free anymore.

In 2012, swipe apps were in their infancy. Swipe apps, as they became more popular, ended up destroying the chances of a guy like me.

Then again, if what you're saying is true (fucking in general doesn't happen as much anymore), even if I had better skills at getting a partner in person, I still might not get laid for free in 2025.

You must get comfortable being uncomfortable to get people to ironically like you. Dealing with girls in person is the most natural way and at some point you'll have to meet face to face. Like I said, work is a place where sparks always fly. Atmosphere is different than fun places. People have their guards up in different ways at work and you can easily use that to your advantage.

Try getting a different job.

 

[taai]

No I did not. My mom made sure we never had a chance to kiss outside of school.

And I was too high inhib to kiss her when an opportunity arose at recess.

I get it; I hope you managed over the years. It sucks

 

[Mrinfinityx]

Shows what an oldcel I am

Now u need to go bald as fast as possible otherwise she will feel cheating issues

 

[BadLuck7892]

You must get comfortable being uncomfortable to get people to ironically like you. Dealing with girls in person is the most natural way and at some point you'll have to meet face to face. Like I said, work is a place where sparks always fly. Atmosphere is different than fun places. People have their guards up in different ways at work and you can easily use that to your advantage.

Try getting a different job.

I've found out through the grapevine female coworkers were into me before.

There have also been unconfirmed cases where a female coworker certainly appeared to be into me.

Yet I've never asked out a female coworker. I have my reasons.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I've found out through the grapevine female coworkers were into me before.

There have also been unconfirmed cases where a female coworker certainly appeared to be into me.

Yet I've never asked out a female coworker. I have my reasons.

Don't listen to the grapevine. You need to become someone who knows if a girl likes you before she even knows it herself or has a chance to confide in anyone else about it. Learn to love details about people. Engage with people and learn to get them talking about external things. Observe them. You should naturally lead conversations. Learn to speak to all sorts of people. You can have little to say to someone you don't like but don't shy away from them.