My first kiss was my teacher in 10th grade

[SecularIslamist]

She was really beautiful. One day she was drinking from a bottle of water. It was a hot day she was drinking every last drop. She put her entire mouth around the neck of the bottle and sucked every last drop. I could see her saliva leave from her lips and onto the bottle. She threw the bottle away in a bin.

Moments later, (when no one was looking) I took the bottle out of the bin and gave it a good kiss. Felt good

I kept the bottle as a souvenir. My mom chucked it away one day after she got concerned why I was still using a rusty old plastic bottle for weeks.

 

[SecularIslamist]

I think I was the first bottlecel in history

 

[lemonnz]

Did you get to taste of Chad’s semen from that?

 

[SecularIslamist]

Did you get to taste of Chad’s semen from that?

Shit I didn't think about this. Damn! She probably sucked cock the night before.

 

[Deleted member 86409]

Thought this was a real thread

 

[Suns9999]

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this. this should’ve stayed in the drafts

 

[Esteban1997]

I remember inviting a Girl over to my House when i was 8 and my parents werent home jfl