Greyyz
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Where I’m from, witches are believed to be real — but I was always kinda skeptical.
My brother once told me he saw a man’s balls vanish — literally. He said a woman tapped him, and boom, gone. They caught her and forced her to return it, like some real-life Okaraun in Dandadan. He swore it was true, but I never believed him.
Side note: speaking of balls, there was this story where a foid drugged her husband, cut off his d*ck, and used it to cook noodles cus he cheated on her I believe
(not satire).
Anyway, one Sunday, I went to church even though it was raining. The teen service got changed they said it’d be a “deliverance prayer.” I just went to my assigned seat.
Then this chic came in wearing some skimpy clothes I thought, “she has a nice ass .” A few minutes later, the prayers started.. and she suddenly started acting off. Like, really off. Out of nowhere, she elbowed me in the face
.
Then more ppl started acting weird fainting, shaking, screaming. At first, we thought it was all a joke. But it got serious fast. The pastors told us not to open our eyes during the final prayer.
I didn’t listen
.
I saw four grown men struggling to hold a 5ft 2 chic l. Her voice changed deep, angry, like a Tyrone on steroids. Nobody else saw it except the guys holding her down.
After they said she was “delivered,” I kept an eye on her. From the corner, I saw her muttering, cursing the church, saying they were fools to think they could ever get rid of her.
I swear on everything I’m not lying. Believe it or cope.
Rep me if you enjoyed bhai
My brother once told me he saw a man’s balls vanish — literally. He said a woman tapped him, and boom, gone. They caught her and forced her to return it, like some real-life Okaraun in Dandadan. He swore it was true, but I never believed him.
Side note: speaking of balls, there was this story where a foid drugged her husband, cut off his d*ck, and used it to cook noodles cus he cheated on her I believe
(not satire).Anyway, one Sunday, I went to church even though it was raining. The teen service got changed they said it’d be a “deliverance prayer.” I just went to my assigned seat.
Then this chic came in wearing some skimpy clothes I thought, “she has a nice ass .” A few minutes later, the prayers started.. and she suddenly started acting off. Like, really off. Out of nowhere, she elbowed me in the face
.Then more ppl started acting weird fainting, shaking, screaming. At first, we thought it was all a joke. But it got serious fast. The pastors told us not to open our eyes during the final prayer.
I didn’t listen
.I saw four grown men struggling to hold a 5ft 2 chic l. Her voice changed deep, angry, like a Tyrone on steroids. Nobody else saw it except the guys holding her down.
After they said she was “delivered,” I kept an eye on her. From the corner, I saw her muttering, cursing the church, saying they were fools to think they could ever get rid of her.
I swear on everything I’m not lying. Believe it or cope
.Rep me if you enjoyed bhai
