My freshman year oneitis blueballed me

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Ok so I was in English class today playing a game with my friends when all of a sudden...

...this thicc, well-built Asian baddie walks in the class like a supermodel, mogging every other Asian foid in the classroom (there's a lot of gooks)

and it's obvious she's has had an insane ascension, like we haven't seen her all week and today she comes in looking ten times hotter.

She had her hair dyed black with gradient highlights and a crop top, push up bra, literally everything ON POINT :owo: like she's on .org herself

Cracking Up Lol GIF by STRAPPED!


Now last year, she knew I had a crush on her cause I sat in front of her and was obviously being too nice and cheery.

She and I would talk about relationship stuff because at the time she was in the talking stage with a tall Asian MTN and I was dating a sophomore MTB, so we had something in common yk? And one thing led to another and she knew I liked her. I tried to hook up with her, ask her out, buy her Valentine's gifts, everything.

The farthest I got was we kissed while she was geeked, she probably regretted it but for me it was one of the best moments of my life JFL :cry:

I stopped simping for her because she wouldn't ride my dih over spring break :cautious:

I tried to come over to her house to smash but I couldn't cause she flew out of town.
After winter break was over, she cucked me so bad by buying me a condom, and saying, "use it on [other girl's name]", because she didn't want to 'cheat on her boyfriend' JFL
at least she let me down easy.

I was mad at her for cucking me and having me as a 2nd option, so we stopped talking for a long time. Things got kinda awkward idk

Sad Sponge Bob GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants


Since then, I have been nonchalant and not talking to her since then, ignoring her and stuff. (it's mutual she does too)

But today I CAVED IN and just couldn't take it anymore she's just too fineeeasjkjadflasbdsjlk

I SWEAR NGA I LOOKED AT HER LIKE THIS

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FOR A GOOD THREE SECONDS :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
AND SHE LOOKED BACK LIKE
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"alright bruh 💀"

Not my proudest moment tbh :kys:
 
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Ok so I was in English class today playing a game with my friends when all of a sudden...

...this thicc, well-built Asian baddie walks in the class like a supermodel, mogging every other Asian foid in the classroom (there's a lot of gooks)

and it's obvious she's has had an insane ascension, like we haven't seen her all week and today she comes in looking ten times hotter.

She had her hair dyed black with gradient highlights and a crop top, push up bra, literally everything ON POINT :owo: like she's on .org herself

Cracking Up Lol GIF by STRAPPED!


Now last year, she knew I had a crush on her cause I sat in front of her and was obviously being too nice and cheery.

She and I would talk about relationship stuff because at the time she was in the talking stage with a tall Asian MTN and I was dating a sophomore MTB, so we had something in common yk? And one thing led to another and she knew I liked her. I tried to hook up with her, ask her out, buy her Valentine's gifts, everything.

The farthest I got was we kissed while she was geeked, she probably regretted it but for me it was one of the best moments of my life JFL :cry:

I stopped simping for her because she wouldn't ride my dih over spring break :cautious:

I tried to come over to her house to smash but I couldn't cause she flew out of town.
After winter break was over, she cucked me so bad by buying me a condom, and saying, "use it on [other girl's name]", because she didn't want to 'cheat on her boyfriend' JFL
at least she let me down easy.

I was mad at her for cucking me and having me as a 2nd option, so we stopped talking for a long time. Things got kinda awkward idk

Sad Sponge Bob GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants


Since then, I have been nonchalant and not talking to her since then, ignoring her and stuff. (it's mutual she does too)

But today I CAVED IN and just couldn't take it anymore she's just too fineeeasjkjadflasbdsjlk

I SWEAR NGA I LOOKED AT HER LIKE THIS

View attachment 4395810

FOR A GOOD THREE SECONDS :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
AND SHE LOOKED BACK LIKE
View attachment 4395839
"alright bruh 💀"

Not my proudest moment tbh :kys:
You put so much effort into this just for it to fail, broootallll:feelsuhh:
 
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Ok so I was in English class today playing a game with my friends when all of a sudden...

...this thicc, well-built Asian baddie walks in the class like a supermodel, mogging every other Asian foid in the classroom (there's a lot of gooks)

and it's obvious she's has had an insane ascension, like we haven't seen her all week and today she comes in looking ten times hotter.

She had her hair dyed black with gradient highlights and a crop top, push up bra, literally everything ON POINT :owo: like she's on .org herself

Cracking Up Lol GIF by STRAPPED!


Now last year, she knew I had a crush on her cause I sat in front of her and was obviously being too nice and cheery.

She and I would talk about relationship stuff because at the time she was in the talking stage with a tall Asian MTN and I was dating a sophomore MTB, so we had something in common yk? And one thing led to another and she knew I liked her. I tried to hook up with her, ask her out, buy her Valentine's gifts, everything.

The farthest I got was we kissed while she was geeked, she probably regretted it but for me it was one of the best moments of my life JFL :cry:

I stopped simping for her because she wouldn't ride my dih over spring break :cautious:

I tried to come over to her house to smash but I couldn't cause she flew out of town.
After winter break was over, she cucked me so bad by buying me a condom, and saying, "use it on [other girl's name]", because she didn't want to 'cheat on her boyfriend' JFL
at least she let me down easy.

I was mad at her for cucking me and having me as a 2nd option, so we stopped talking for a long time. Things got kinda awkward idk

Sad Sponge Bob GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants


Since then, I have been nonchalant and not talking to her since then, ignoring her and stuff. (it's mutual she does too)

But today I CAVED IN and just couldn't take it anymore she's just too fineeeasjkjadflasbdsjlk

I SWEAR NGA I LOOKED AT HER LIKE THIS

View attachment 4395810

FOR A GOOD THREE SECONDS :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
AND SHE LOOKED BACK LIKE
View attachment 4395839
"alright bruh 💀"

Not my proudest moment tbh :kys:
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funny story :feelsez:
 
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