My friday highlights as a sub 3

[alwazzab]

1st period:
walked in before the bell rang and got beaten with an iron mace. The students proceeded by beating me with their school assigned Chromebook's.

2nd period
htb teamed up with ltb to pour gasoline on my bag and light it on fire. The teacher started recording and laughing while my peers started stomping me out

Lunch:
Sat on Brad’s seat, principle passed me a note that read “meet me at the flagpole after school”. After finishing my meal, Brad saw me and took my plate which was followed by smashing it on my calvarium

3rd period: asked to go to the bathroom. Upon returning, my notebook was covered in excrement. They then covered me in tar and feathers and threw me out of the window

Last period: the teacher pet started throwing chocolate milk at the back on my head and when I asked her to stop, the teacher pulled out a revolver and made me play Russian roulette with Jimmy

After school: I saw the principal beside the flag pole and he unleashed a stream of alligators my way.

 

[emogymmaxx]

i dont goto school

 

[nsabi67]

Least obvious tales