My friend and I were denied entry to a party last Friday

[david.wooderson]

it was a house party hosted by high school seniors

we are in our early 20s, they just wanted to gatekeep the girls

we coped with wine and weed

 

[david.wooderson]

we got drunk and started talking about setting the dude's house on fire, but then i lost my car keys so we were stuck. only found the keys 12 hours later