My friend just gave me a pocket pussy

[Zerkmaxed]

We were just chilling having a sleepover and somehow we started joking about how people probably put pocket pussies in body pillows and this dude told me his gf gave him one but he never used it and just fucking gave that shit to me genuinely what js happened

 

[andy321]

Did you use it

 

[green_fn_2033]

thats a real friend never lose him

 

[Endoplasmic82]

thats a real friend never lose him

Until he sticks his dick in it and his tip gets cut from the dried cum already inside of the Steve Harvey pocket pussy

 

[Zerkmaxed]

Did you use it

Not yet, i will tomorrow

 

[andy321]

Not yet, i will tomorrow

Cool

 

[Zerkmaxed]

thats a real friend never lose him

He’s my day one bro known him for 10 years now

 

[Zerkmaxed]

Until he sticks his dick in it and his tip gets cut from the dried cum already inside of the Steve Harvey pocket pussy

That would make me sad

 

[avenox]

I will defo be investing in a pocket pussy in the future.

 

[andy321]

I will defo be investing in a pocket pussy in the future.

Me too

 

[avenox]

Me too

Nigga you already got one fym

 

[andy321]

Nigga you already got one fym

What the fuck do you mean I already got one ?

 

[Former Shortcel]

Put razor blades in it and then give it back to him

 

[avenox]

What the fuck do you mean I already got one ?

Oh shit nogga i thought you were op mb

 

[andy321]

Put razor blades in it and then give it back to him

That’s mean

 

[tomahawk]

I would double with him if he's cute

 

[andy321]

Oh shit nogga i thought you were op mb

It’s ok

 

[Former Shortcel]

That’s mean

Grip will be crazy though

 

[fein]

That’s mean

Modcut?

 

[andy321]

Modcut?

Yes get. A mod cut bro

 

[fein]

Yes get. A mod cut bro

Alright

 

[romanstock]

I bought a fleshlight once and found I had to use lube cause otherwise it was hard to get my dick in it and didn't feel great. I don't like using lube cause I don't like causing a mess. Anyways I used lube and it was meh, worse than fapping, and now I'd have to clean the thing cause it has lube in it (and my cum) and it's hard af to clean, could never clean it fully, so I chucked it.

 

[Yemuk]

That’s a w ass grind right there