My friend’s insane cope

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Went on holiday with one of my friends last week

He’s been in a LTR for the same amount of time as me, around 7 years.

I asked him how many times he has sex with his gf (fiancé now LMAO). He said once a week, sometimes not even that

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I was in disbelief. I asked him wtf are you thinking? What’s the point of being in a LTR if you’re barely having sex once a week. I’d rather be single at that point.

He asked me the same question and I said minimum 4 times a week, but usually 4-6. Then he called me a sex pest :lul::lul::lul:. What an insane cope. Shaming me for that like it’s fucking normal to be in a sexless relationship. He’s probably been conditioned by his gf to feel shame at wanting sex. He is giga whipped and cucked into oblivion

He’s 6’2, with a massive frame and HTN face. Only problem is he’s too nice. Insanely beta and risk averse. He does anything to avoid confrontation. As a result his gf exploits him and treats him like shit.

Same guy who’s not allowed to have a PS5 cause it ruins the living room aesthetic :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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Went on holiday with one of my friends last week

He’s been in a LTR for the same amount of time as me, around 7 years.

I asked him how many times he has sex with his gf (fiancé now LMAO). He said once a week, sometimes not even that

Funny GIF


I was in disbelief. I asked him wtf are you thinking? What’s the point of being in a LTR if you’re barely having sex once a week. I’d rather be single at that point.

He asked me the same question and I said minimum 4 times a week, but usually 4-6. Then he called me a sex pest :lul::lul::lul:. What an insane cope. Shaming me for that like it’s fucking normal to be in a sexless relationship. He’s probably been conditioned by his gf to feel shame at wanting sex. He is giga whipped and cucked into oblivion

He’s 6’2, with a massive frame and HTN face. Only problem is he’s too nice. Insanely beta and risk averse. He does anything to avoid confrontation. As a result his gf exploits him and treats him like shit.

Same guy who’s not allowed to have a PS5 cause it ruins the living room aesthetic :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Well, I have doubt, I don’t desire sex if I have a gf, why is that?
 
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Also his gf is overweight and boring asf. He mogs her to utter oblivion. I can’t even fathom why someone like him would continue being in this LTR which will soon turn into a marriage.

Miserable existence. They will divorce 100% and she will take all his shit (his dad is rich)
 
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Show your friend offtopic, he will become a high T chad in 2 days
Well, I have doubt, I don’t desire sex if I have a gf, why is that?
because you are a subhuman normie cunt
 
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Over if ur gf doesnt want to have sex MORE than u tbh

thats how it was in my ltr. I didnt even wanna fuck EVERYday
 
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Show your friend offtopic, he will become a high T chad in 2 days

because you are a subhuman normie cunt
‘anti dht crew’
Jfl
 
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good post.

typical symptom of a relationship with an imbalanced male-female energy.

this is usually caused by the man not fulfilling his male role properly (not being dominant, too timid etc.)
 
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He’s 6’2, with a massive frame and HTN face. Only problem is he’s too nice. Insanely beta and risk averse. He does anything to avoid confrontation. As a result his gf exploits him and treats him like shit.

Same guy who’s not allowed to have a PS5 cause it ruins the living room aesthetic :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

retards like @saint think how much she respects you doesn’t matter if you’re GL
 
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Show your friend offtopic, he will become a high T chad in 2 days

because you are a subhuman normie cunt
I can’t even talk to him about this stuff, he’s way too sensitive. I tried to approach the topic softly but it’s impossible. He uses every cope and excuse in the book and tells me “every couple is different. People do what works for them” :forcedsmile:

He can’t handle me criticising his decisions and life ect He’s one of those guys who’s fate is sealed no matter what.

Ironically his brother is a massively gymceled rugby brute bad boy who has done months in jail and fucked the hottest girls in his school. He used to fight other dad spectators at the rugby matches too. Insane how they’re related
 
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You are porn addicted
 
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Same guy who’s not allowed to have a PS5 cause it ruins the living room aesthetic :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
why do niggas submit themselves to foids like this, nigga she's the one that should be molding her habits and looks to fit your interests, not vice versa. I'll never be this big a cuck :forcedsmile:
 
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He asked me the same question and I said minimum 4 times a week, but usually 4-6. Then he called me a sex pest :lul::lul::lul:.
I dont know how many normie couples you interact with in ur daily life but u have no idea how rare it is to have sex that often, ofc u are in the right and once a week is tragicomic but if we are talking LTR-s longer than 6-7 yrs i know couples that do it once every 2-3-4 weeks at best. Crazy how feminism propaganda makes men slaves in LTR-s. Marriage is sex 3 times a year unironically.
 
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Also his gf is overweight and boring asf. He mogs her to utter oblivion. I can’t even fathom why someone like him would continue being in this LTR which will soon turn into a marriage.

Miserable existence. They will divorce 100% and she will take all his shit (his dad is rich)
Why is even with her wtf
 
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I can’t even talk to him about this stuff, he’s way too sensitive. I tried to approach the topic softly but it’s impossible. He uses every cope and excuse in the book and tells me “every couple is different. People do what works for them” :forcedsmile:

He can’t handle me criticising his decisions and life ect He’s one of those guys who’s fate is sealed no matter what.

Ironically his brother is a massively gymceled rugby brute bad boy who has done months in jail and fucked the hottest girls in his school. He used to fight other dad spectators at the rugby matches too. Insane how they’re related
brother took all the T, what a shame to have such a faggot brother as a high T chad
 
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I dont know how many normie couples you interact with in ur daily life but u have no idea how rare it is to have sex that often, ofc u are in the right and once a week is tragicomic but if we are talking LTR-s longer than 6-7 yrs i know couples that do it once every 2-3-4 weeks at best. Crazy how feminism propaganda makes men slaves in LTR-s. Marriage is sex 3 times a year unironically.
Bro, how do men rationalise this shit. How can they look at their garbage LTRs and think it’s a better option than being single. Especially guys like my friend who are actually GL and could slay different girls semi regularly.

I just don’t understand it. The average normie has legit 0 sentience and self awareness. It’s honestly bizarre
 
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Some men prefer to be submissive while others dominant, I couldn’t ever be submissive to a foid tho, Would rather be single all my life
 
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Bro, how do men rationalise this shit. How can they look at their garbage LTRs and think it’s a better option than being single. Especially guys like my friend who are actually GL and could slay different girls semi regularly.

I just don’t understand it. The average normie has legit 0 sentience and self awareness. It’s honestly bizarre
well, on one hand having sex with a girl you've been in a LTR with feels more intimate and hence better, but bro if you're being cucked that hard that's good reason to leave that behind
 
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well, on one hand having sex with a girl you've been in a LTR with feels more intimate and hence better, but bro if you're being cucked that hard that's good reason to leave that behind
Maybe the guy himself doesn’t want sex that often, there’s a lot of guys like him
 
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Maybe the guy himself doesn’t want sex that often, there’s a lot of guys like him
might be, he's a low T fag then. but if she's an overweight LTB maybe he has just lost all desire of sex. that's why you only go for actual GL foids
 
Why is even with her wtf
Because he ‘loves’ her just lol

She doesn’t like my gf either cause he keeps comparing them. Saying shit like “why can’t you be like FGs gf”, “why can’t you just be normal”. All this only comes out when he’s drunk though. Every time I’ve been out with them, it’s ended in an argument. I swear they don’t even like each other

She’s addicted to tik tok too and it drives him up the wall. She’s on her phone 24/7, it’s her only hobby / interest. She’s the type to legit follow influencers and dress like them, eat like them ect ape tier sentience

We went on holiday as a couple two years ago (us 4). My gf said “I don’t even know where my phone is, I haven’t used it in like 2 days” and he says almost instantly “I wish you were like that” :lul: followed by awkward silence. You could tell she was seething inside.

The whole situation is just giga cage worthy. She doesn’t like me either cause she thinks I’m a bad influence on him jfl. Every time I see him, I try to turn him low inhb, pleading with him to put his foot down and put her in her place
 
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Also his gf is overweight and boring asf. He mogs her to utter oblivion. I can’t even fathom why someone like him would continue being in this LTR which will soon turn into a marriage.

Miserable existence. They will divorce 100% and she will take all his shit (his dad is rich)
If his gf is overweight then he probably just isnt bothered about fucking her, he might even be secretly cheating...

But yeah, it does sound like insane cope 😂 "At least i'm not a sex pest!"
 
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Idk tbh you tend to feel more horny/excited when you have sex less often
I wouldnt want to have sex daily
 
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No sex is bad, but no ps5 is next level cucked
 
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No sex is bad, but no ps5 is next level cucked
Nah bro what do you mean u dont get ur weekly allowance from ur girl and she doesnt lock ur ps5, my girl told me this is normal in a healthy relationship but for some reason recently she started asking me about threesomes and what do I think about them? very strange since she said she only likes normal sex and doesn't really like changing positions and trying different stuff with me, she has also been joking around with our family friend that is african american but thats surely nothing 😀
 
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Him? No.. fuck off. He mogs the shit out of you big time. His gf is right, no sex is the new sex.
 
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having sex at all sure mogs being permavirgin lol
 
Went on holiday with one of my friends last week

He’s been in a LTR for the same amount of time as me, around 7 years.

I asked him how many times he has sex with his gf (fiancé now LMAO). He said once a week, sometimes not even that

Funny GIF


I was in disbelief. I asked him wtf are you thinking? What’s the point of being in a LTR if you’re barely having sex once a week. I’d rather be single at that point.

He asked me the same question and I said minimum 4 times a week, but usually 4-6. Then he called me a sex pest :lul::lul::lul:. What an insane cope. Shaming me for that like it’s fucking normal to be in a sexless relationship. He’s probably been conditioned by his gf to feel shame at wanting sex. He is giga whipped and cucked into oblivion

He’s 6’2, with a massive frame and HTN face. Only problem is he’s too nice. Insanely beta and risk averse. He does anything to avoid confrontation. As a result his gf exploits him and treats him like shit.

Same guy who’s not allowed to have a PS5 cause it ruins the living room aesthetic :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
If your friend is genuinely happy, does it matter?
 
hes obvs not attracted to her. Hes being emotional thinking like a female brootal he will live his life like this, its over
 
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It's so over for the average friend
 
I dont know how many normie couples you interact with in ur daily life but u have no idea how rare it is to have sex that often, ofc u are in the right and once a week is tragicomic but if we are talking LTR-s longer than 6-7 yrs i know couples that do it once every 2-3-4 weeks at best. Crazy how feminism propaganda makes men slaves in LTR-s. Marriage is sex 3 times a year unironically.
ChatGPT said that a foid entering an LTR with chad is usually shorter than that with a normie if they get engaged
 
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ChatGPT said that a foid entering an LTR with chad is usually shorter than that with a normie if they get engaged
Maybe they feel too insecure cuz of feeling how all women want him, its like holding a hot potato.
 
Maybe they feel too insecure cuz of feeling how all women want him, its like holding a hot potato.
You may find this blackpilling

 
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Went on holiday with one of my friends last week

He’s been in a LTR for the same amount of time as me, around 7 years.

I asked him how many times he has sex with his gf (fiancé now LMAO). He said once a week, sometimes not even that

Funny GIF


I was in disbelief. I asked him wtf are you thinking? What’s the point of being in a LTR if you’re barely having sex once a week. I’d rather be single at that point.

He asked me the same question and I said minimum 4 times a week, but usually 4-6. Then he called me a sex pest :lul::lul::lul:. What an insane cope. Shaming me for that like it’s fucking normal to be in a sexless relationship. He’s probably been conditioned by his gf to feel shame at wanting sex. He is giga whipped and cucked into oblivion

He’s 6’2, with a massive frame and HTN face. Only problem is he’s too nice. Insanely beta and risk averse. He does anything to avoid confrontation. As a result his gf exploits him and treats him like shit.

Same guy who’s not allowed to have a PS5 cause it ruins the living room aesthetic :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Looks is everything tho!! @ercan @Phillybeard1996
 
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No looks for your incel personality
 
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normies love cucking themselves and settling for less

its a tale as old as time
 
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You may find this blackpilling

broski i am not sure what im reading since im on a lot of painkillers rn, is this astrology or?
 
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normies love cucking themselves and settling for less

its a tale as old as time
only one blackpilled incel is needed in the jewish tribe to change everything
 
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We know the friend is you (minus the stats)
 
tbh if u wanna save him from that shitty LTR it sounds like u have no other option but to absolutely clown and flame his ass for his utter retardation because clearly theres no easy way to explain it to him
 
tbh if u wanna save him from that shitty LTR it sounds like u have no other option but to absolutely clown and flame his ass for his utter retardation because clearly theres no easy way to explain it to him
He wouldn’t listen. If I sat him down and told him what I really thought, he’d never speak to me again. He’s that type of guy
 
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He wouldn’t listen. If I sat him down and told him what I really thought, he’d never speak to me again. He’s that type of guy
i see

sometimes u just cant save oofy doofys from themselves :feelswhy:
 
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Nah bro what do you mean u dont get ur weekly allowance from ur girl and she doesnt lock ur ps5, my girl told me this is normal in a healthy relationship but for some reason recently she started asking me about threesomes and what do I think about them? very strange since she said she only likes normal sex and doesn't really like changing positions and trying different stuff with me, she has also been joking around with our family friend that is african american but thats surely nothing 😀
Ur girl is asking for threesomes ? Do I have some bad news for you my friend ….
 
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retards like @saint think how much she respects you doesn’t matter if you’re GL
You probably don’t know the full story. He more than likely doesn’t have a big dick and htn is still sub8. Keep coping
 

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