My friend's mom is literally so hot

[Wildlife]

I've always had a crush on her. One time she slapped my ass because she mistook me for her son (we were both wearing sweaters) and I got a boner and had to hide it. Also she asks a lot abt my experience with girls. One time I was out eating food with her and my friend and she kept looking at me and even made some jokes that would've sounded flirty if she wasn't his mom. I didn't do or say anything though because I had a gf and I'm a loyal fucker. Hopefully I'll be a loyal motherfucker soon though. Also his sister is cute but she's too young in my opinion.

 

[hye732]

One time she slapped my ass because she mistook me for her son

tales

 

[Incelforeever]

 

[Wildlife]

tales

I'm so deadass, she slaps her families' asses for some reason

 

[Wildlife]

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The jews need to make a call to get her to give me a chance

 

[Incelforeever]

The jews need to make a call to get her to give me a chance

if i tell big yahoo to help u would ur soul be mine? i know him

 

[Gomez]

I had a gf and I'm a loyal fucker

sex haver detected opinion rejected
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[Wildlife]

sex haver detected opinion rejected
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Never had sex, online gf

 

[sick kunt31]

 

[itisoverformeh101]

I've always had a crush on her. One time she slapped my ass because she mistook me for her son (we were both wearing sweaters) and I got a boner and had to hide it. Also she asks a lot abt my experience with girls. One time I was out eating food with her and my friend and she kept looking at me and even made some jokes that would've sounded flirty if she wasn't his mom. I didn't do or say anything though because I had a gf and I'm a loyal fucker. Hopefully I'll be a loyal motherfucker soon though. Also his sister is cute but she's too young in my opinion.

holy porn brain

 

[Wildlife]

holy porn brain

I know it will never happen but it's fun to have a little crush

 

[itisoverformeh101]

I know it will never happen but it's fun to have a little crush

what has she said to you that sounds like shes flirting

 

[Wildlife]

what has she said to you that sounds like shes flirting

It doesn't sound like flirting but I'm saying if she wasn't my friends mom it could seem lile flirting. She js calls me handsome And stuff.

 

[itisoverformeh101]

It doesn't sound like flirting but I'm saying if she wasn't my friends mom it could seem lile flirting. She js calls me handsome And stuff.

women are pedos as well so maybe she does want you stay close to her and if she actually does like you if she allows you and your friend to drink alc inv her to drink and see what she says

 

[Wildlife]

women are pedos as well so maybe she does want you stay close to her and if she actually does like you if she allows you and your friend to drink alc inv her to drink and see what she says

She'd prob let us drink a small amount under her supervision

 

[iblamexyz]

I've always had a crush on her. One time she slapped my ass because she mistook me for her son (we were both wearing sweaters) and I got a boner and had to hide it. Also she asks a lot abt my experience with girls. One time I was out eating food with her and my friend and she kept looking at me and even made some jokes that would've sounded flirty if she wasn't his mom. I didn't do or say anything though because I had a gf and I'm a loyal fucker. Hopefully I'll be a loyal motherfucker soon though. Also his sister is cute but she's too young in my opinion.

just fuck her atp

 

[itisoverformeh101]

She'd prob let us drink a small amount under her supervision

if you really want to just be near her when shes drunk and let her reveal herself or something

 

[Wildlife]

just fuck her atp

She definitely doesn't want me, I'm 15 and she's like late 40s

 

[iblamexyz]

She definitely doesn't want me, I'm 15 and she's like late 40s

over

 

[hej1377]

I've always had a crush on her. One time she slapped my ass because she mistook me for her son (we were both wearing sweaters) and I got a boner and had to hide it. Also she asks a lot abt my experience with girls. One time I was out eating food with her and my friend and she kept looking at me and even made some jokes that would've sounded flirty if she wasn't his mom. I didn't do or say anything though because I had a gf and I'm a loyal fucker. Hopefully I'll be a loyal motherfucker soon though. Also his sister is cute but she's too young in my opinion.

High T

 

[iblamegenetics-]

I've always had a crush on her. One time she slapped my ass because she mistook me for her son (we were both wearing sweaters) and I got a boner and had to hide it. Also she asks a lot abt my experience with girls. One time I was out eating food with her and my friend and she kept looking at me and even made some jokes that would've sounded flirty if she wasn't his mom. I didn't do or say anything though because I had a gf and I'm a loyal fucker. Hopefully I'll be a loyal motherfucker soon though. Also his sister is cute but she's too young in my opinion.

High T milfs are so hot

 

[LuhManiac]

larp larp larp