My Future Son's Childhood

[Deleted member 23391]

newborn: DHT gel applied directly to pelvic area until 4" and visible brow ridge achieved, infantile crying ignored
age 1: tutoring in Mandarin, Arabic, and Russian started
age 3: MSE device and facepuller installed, to be worn for the next ten years
age 4: beatings begin (to inflict just enough psychological damage for sociopathmaxxing, if this is too traumatic beatings will be reduced but only slightly)
age 10: HGH peptides, proviron, pure DHT, HCG injections, semax, AMPAkines, and cerebrolysin started
age 11: virginity lost with Nordic prostitute flown in from Sweden
age 12: MMA training in Brazil begins
age 13: full boarding at underground terrorist cell in Serbia
age 15: 6'6 height with 7 foot wingspan, 9" NBPEL, 150IQ, complete sociopathy, enough hatred for his father to motivate him to exploit and abuse others, and fluency in 6 languages achieved
age 16: undergraduate begins at Harvard

 

[Willmogulater]

newborn: DHT gel applied directly to pelvic area until 4" and visible brow ridge achieved, infantile crying ignored
age 1: tutoring in Mandarin, Arabic, and Russian started
age 3: MSE device and facepuller installed, to be worn for the next ten years
age 4: beatings begin (to inflict just enough psychological damage for sociopathmaxxing, if this is too traumatic beatings will be reduced but only slightly)
age 10: HGH peptides, proviron, pure DHT, HCG injections, semax, AMPAkines, and cerebrolysin started
age 11: virginity lost with Nordic prostitute flown in from Sweden
age 12: MMA training in Brazil begins
age 13: full boarding at underground terrorist cell in Serbia
age 15: 6'6 height with 7 foot wingspan, 9" NBPEL, 150IQ, complete sociopathy, enough hatred for his father to motivate him to exploit and abuse others, and fluency in 6 languages achieved
age 16: undergraduate begins at Harvard

Only if u get married

 

[Vermilioncore]

My son will be just like me; an amazing man

 

[Deleted member 23391]

Only if u get married

What if I pay for a jungle gook surrogate?

 

[Primalsplit]

newborn: DHT gel applied directly to pelvic area until 4" and visible brow ridge achieved, infantile crying ignored
age 1: tutoring in Mandarin, Arabic, and Russian started
age 3: MSE device and facepuller installed, to be worn for the next ten years
age 4: beatings begin (to inflict just enough psychological damage for sociopathmaxxing, if this is too traumatic beatings will be reduced but only slightly)
age 10: HGH peptides, proviron, pure DHT, HCG injections, semax, AMPAkines, and cerebrolysin started
age 11: virginity lost with Nordic prostitute flown in from Sweden
age 12: MMA training in Brazil begins
age 13: full boarding at underground terrorist cell in Serbia
age 15: 6'6 height with 7 foot wingspan, 9" NBPEL, 150IQ, complete sociopathy, enough hatred for his father to motivate him to exploit and abuse others, and fluency in 6 languages achieved
age 16: undergraduate begins at Harvard

Holy shit lol

 

[Abhorrence]

ideal

 

[Deleted member 21661]

newborn: DHT gel applied directly to pelvic area until 4" and visible brow ridge achieved, infantile crying ignored
age 1: tutoring in Mandarin, Arabic, and Russian started
age 3: MSE device and facepuller installed, to be worn for the next ten years
age 4: beatings begin (to inflict just enough psychological damage for sociopathmaxxing, if this is too traumatic beatings will be reduced but only slightly)
age 10: HGH peptides, proviron, pure DHT, HCG injections, semax, AMPAkines, and cerebrolysin started
age 11: virginity lost with Nordic prostitute flown in from Sweden
age 12: MMA training in Brazil begins
age 13: full boarding at underground terrorist cell in Serbia
age 15: 6'6 height with 7 foot wingspan, 9" NBPEL, 150IQ, complete sociopathy, enough hatred for his father to motivate him to exploit and abuse others, and fluency in 6 languages achieved
age 16: undergraduate begins at Harvard

lucky motherfucker
wish I could be your kid

 

[Abhorrence]

ideal

but he might commit suicide

 

[Deleted member 29710]

newborn: DHT gel applied directly to pelvic area until 4" and visible brow ridge achieved, infantile crying ignored
age 1: tutoring in Mandarin, Arabic, and Russian started
age 3: MSE device and facepuller installed, to be worn for the next ten years
age 4: beatings begin (to inflict just enough psychological damage for sociopathmaxxing, if this is too traumatic beatings will be reduced but only slightly)
age 10: HGH peptides, proviron, pure DHT, HCG injections, semax, AMPAkines, and cerebrolysin started
age 11: virginity lost with Nordic prostitute flown in from Sweden
age 12: MMA training in Brazil begins
age 13: full boarding at underground terrorist cell in Serbia
age 15: 6'6 height with 7 foot wingspan, 9" NBPEL, 150IQ, complete sociopathy, enough hatred for his father to motivate him to exploit and abuse others, and fluency in 6 languages achieved
age 16: undergraduate begins at Harvard

nice list but 1 important tip, you have to tutor him with masculine sounding language so he gets chad accent and voice.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

lucky motherfucker
wish I could be your kid

Not really lucky, because by the time he is of age that will be the bare minimum to fuck a mid tier Becky.

 

[BeenLMSsinceMSN]

newborn: DHT gel applied directly to pelvic area until 4" and visible brow ridge achieved, infantile crying ignored
age 1: tutoring in Mandarin, Arabic, and Russian started
age 3: MSE device and facepuller installed, to be worn for the next ten years
age 4: beatings begin (to inflict just enough psychological damage for sociopathmaxxing, if this is too traumatic beatings will be reduced but only slightly)
age 10: HGH peptides, proviron, pure DHT, HCG injections, semax, AMPAkines, and cerebrolysin started
age 11: virginity lost with Nordic prostitute flown in from Sweden
age 12: MMA training in Brazil begins
age 13: full boarding at underground terrorist cell in Serbia
age 15: 6'6 height with 7 foot wingspan, 9" NBPEL, 150IQ, complete sociopathy, enough hatred for his father to motivate him to exploit and abuse others, and fluency in 6 languages achieved
age 16: undergraduate begins at Harvard

OPs future son