naturalselection
The Jew Hunter
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Operation: Seduce @Master
Step 1: The Bait
Now, everyone knows the only things Master CAN'T resist are:
- KFC
- Watermelons
- Kool-aid
- Basketballs
So keeping all of these things in mind, I have devised a fool-proof plan to seduce master. Firstly, obviously, I need a bait to lure him in. My plan to essentially "summon" Master is to put the first three things he can't resist all into ONE small area that he's already drawn to. I will make flyers advertising a party at a local basketball court. The fliers will explain how Mr. KFC himself will be there giving out 50% off fried chicken with complimentary watermelon slices and kool-aids. We ALL know this is an offer Master just CAN'T pass up. I mean come on, how could someone of his "kind" resist a deal so intriguing?Step 1: COMPLETE
Step 2: The Basketball-Party
Now that Master has arrived at the meet-up for my "Basketball-Party" I can approach him. Obviously this party doesn't exist and was only part of my scheme so I will show up pretending to be looking for the party too.
Here's how it should play out:
naturalselection: Hey! were you here for the Basketball-party too?
Master: Yeah! I saw a flyers, I wonder what happened. Were we scammed?
naturalselection: Gosh diddly dang! I guess so... wanna come over to my place instead? Doesn't seem like you got anything better to do.
Master: You know what, sure. I've not got any other plans for the day.
Step 2: COMPLETE
Step 3: At my house
Once Master is at my house, I can finally put my whole plan to seduce him into motion. Everyone knows that Master is a stone cold incel, based off this knowledge I can infer that this should be quite easy from here. I will make romantic gestures to him and talk in a low deep seductive voice. Looking at Master, I'd say he's the submissive type. I'll push myself onto him until he gives in and enjoys himself. This step should be the easiest of them all, in theory.
My end goal
In the end: if all should go according to plan, I will have mod on .org and .is. ALSO I will receive free lifetime VIP on .org and protection so I don't get anymore warnings on .org and so I get unbanned on .is. (I was banned because I didn't match their energy well enough)
DISCLAIMER PLEASE READ: I am NOT a faggot. I DON'T partake in ANY gay activity and I have a FEMALE oneitis.
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