My gf thinks my dad has a big dick

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I told her my dad was 5'7 same height as my mom, and she said "your mom probably liked your dad cuz of his dick if he was her height, that's where you got your size"

Literally word for word. Yeah females are blackpilled
 
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Tag team her with your dad
 
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Inb4:- OP'S dad cuck his own son by fucking op's gf
 
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They drop these blackpills but if you say something blackpilled you're a silly inkwell
 
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They drop these blackpills but if you say something blackpilled you're a silly inkwell
Luckily my gf is pretty blackpilled and she even thought it was a good idea to give a kid HGH even tho he's not short.
 
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Luckily my gf is pretty blackpilled and she even thought it was a good idea to give a kid HGH even tho he's not short.
Sounds like a keeper
 
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I wish I had a girlfriend to talk with and cuddle with
 
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You have a girlfriend? Fuck u chad
 
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I'm (temporarily) married to her lmao. Definitely a keeper, I'm meeting her mom next week
Jfl did you marry her without meeting her parents? based tbh

Does the text in your avi indicate which country you live in?
 
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Jfl did you marry her without meeting her parents? based tbh

Does the text in your avi indicate which country you live in?
I'm USAcel. And I did a Islamic mutaa marriage not state recognized
 
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Yeah pretty sure they are
 
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every female is blackpilled

also note the dickpill
 
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My parents are both 5'8 and my dads dick is extremely gigantic
 
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I was born Shia but I'm not religious anymore
you were considered gl here by psl ? and are you tall. i'm sorry tbh. i hope you'll be happy eventually
I was born Shia but I'm not religious anymore
you were considered gl here by psl ? and are you tall. i'm sorry tbh. i hope you'll be happy eventually
I was born Shia but I'm not religious anymore
you were considered gl here by psl ? and are you tall. i'm sorry tbh. i hope you'll be happy eventually
I was born Shia but I'm not religious anymore
you were considered gl here by psl ? and are you tall. i'm sorry tbh. i hope you'll be happy eventually
 
My parents are both 5'8 and my dads dick is extremely gigantic
How do people know this? I have literally no idea how well hung my father is
 
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Bro she fucked your dad
 

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