my girl neighbor wants me to meet up with her outside our houses at 11 pm

5'7" 3/4s

5'7" 3/4s

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im lowkey nervous as fuck and the only reason this opportunity came up was cause i texted her when i was a little bit tipsy talking about "it's been a long time..."

shes genuinely a nice person so she probably just wants to chill, i dont think it would be a good idea to try and escalate anything off rip because i dont think she wants me in that way, but shes a little bit cute and will see where it goes with casual conversation.. IF SHE DOESNT FLAKE

we shall see but give me some advice on what to talk about please
 
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11pm is sex time nigga tf
 
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11pm is sex time nigga tf
nigga thats exactly what i thought what ima do is ima try to be as charismatic as possible for hour or two and see where it goes
 
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nigga thats exactly what i thought what ima do is ima try to be as charismatic as possible for hour or two and see where it goes
How old
 
Gl
 
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just put your dih
 
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im gonna drink a little tiny bit before i go over there to make it easier
 
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im lowkey nervous as fuck and the only reason this opportunity came up was cause i texted her when i was a little bit tipsy talking about "it's been a long time..."

shes genuinely a nice person so she probably just wants to chill, i dont think it would be a good idea to try and escalate anything off rip because i dont think she wants me in that way, but shes a little bit cute and will see where it goes with casual conversation.. IF SHE DOESNT FLAKE

we shall see but give me some advice on what to talk about please
you’re hitting for sure
 
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im lowkey nervous as fuck and the only reason this opportunity came up was cause i texted her when i was a little bit tipsy talking about "it's been a long time..."

shes genuinely a nice person so she probably just wants to chill, i dont think it would be a good idea to try and escalate anything off rip because i dont think she wants me in that way, but shes a little bit cute and will see where it goes with casual conversation.. IF SHE DOESNT FLAKE

we shall see but give me some advice on what to talk about please
 
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ima get gum and cologne no worries
Even with gum if you drink something that smells like cachaça or something like that it she will be able to smell it
 
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Even with gum if you drink something that smells like cachaça or something like that it she will be able to smell it
i was just gonna get an old reliable four loko from the store and wing it from there will i be alright?
 
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i was just gonna get an old reliable four loko from the store and wing it from there will i be alright?
Tbh i have no clue on what that is, when you drink it, do you or your friends notice any smell? When you wake up the other day, does your room turn smelly?
 
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i think most i can get is us making out because its legit gonna be me chilling w her infront of her house while her parents are home, but ill see
a wins a win bro take it
 
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Tbh i have no clue on what that is, when you drink it, do you or your friends notice any smell? When you wake up the other day, does your room turn smelly?
Nah ive kept an open can in my room for days and my mom never noticed so I think its good
 
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Nah ive kept an open can in my room for days and my mom never noticed so I think its good
No, I mean your mouth, do you smell like acohol when you do it?
 
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ur gonna be getting mugged and raped if u go
 
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No, I mean your mouth, do you smell like acohol when you do it?
hm, ive been around family tipsy but im one of those who can function completely fine with alc in my system. if they wouldve ever noticed it would have been because of the smell and they havent caught me yet so ima just risk it, and maybe bring a can for her and make a joke out of it if she wants some.
 
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hm, ive been around family tipsy but im one of those who can function completely fine with alc in my system. if they wouldve ever noticed it would have been because of the smell and they havent caught me yet so ima just risk it, and maybe bring a can for her and make a joke out of it if she wants some.
I dont mean like you will look drunk, I mean if you will smell like alcohol. If you smell like really stinky, she probably will end the conversation in like 30 minutes. But if this drink doesnt smell then go for it and I even recommend it
 
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she wants to rape
 
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I dont mean like you will look drunk, I mean if you will smell like alcohol. If you smell like really stinky, she probably will end the conversation in like 30 minutes. But if this drink doesnt smell then go for it and I even recommend it
ah i dont think its as strong as like patron or johnny walker even i will try it
 
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thats not an excuse to believe in the words of those demons
but the demon might make me turned on i gotta risk it
 
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both smell and alcohol percentage, the four loko is only 14% but half a can gets me feeling nice
Nice, just dont overdo it tho
 
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So this happened or larp?
 

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