my girlfriend eats whatever she wants whenever she wants and still looks good

[swt]

jealousy

she eats whatever she wants and drinks a whole bottle of soda a day and still looks good, i’ll overeat for a day and wake up as funky flamingo

 

[cucklek]

since when can hands eat

 

[swt]

since when can hands eat

girlfriend’s exist bro, i know it’s hard to believe as a james sapphire fan

girlfriends are real, not just your hands stroking your chicken

 

[cucklek]

girlfriend’s exist bro, i know it’s hard to believe as a james sapphire fan

girlfriends are real, not just your hands stroking your chicken

i know, mine just left the flat 2 mins ago to buy groceries. but i still dont believe u subhuman

 

[The Dark Phoenix]

bro she just like me

 

[polio]

brutal indeed

some people don't bloat or get acne from food whatsoever

meanwhile I eat one slice of pizza and I'm bloated for 3 days

 

[swt]

i know, mine just left the flat 2 mins ago to buy groceries. but i still dont believe u subhuman

project harder