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Last night after finishing dinner with me, my girlfriend, and her mother, her mother just segues into a narcy conversation asking if we’re having sex (no shit), asking if I’ve had a vasectomy (no) and whether She employs the coitus interruptes method of birth control.
The conversation made me want to make a brag thread on Looksmax so I got up to go to the bathroom to type up a thread that would rival even Larsanova or Loox in self-awareness. That’s when I overheard her mother talking about my dick size and if it was ideal for insemination, since she’s been looking for in vitro sperm donor for herself for months (they’re a whites family so the father is cucked beyond belief and has an insemination cuckolderly fetish himself) when my girlfriend said average, I heard her mother reply, “only average?” Disappointedly.
Since I know I’m gonna get asked, I’m 7.7 inches x 5.9 inches girth base x 5.5 inches girth mid shaft. Let me throw in a pic of myself that I got commissioned here too for no reason(natty)
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at this point I was cringing my head off since her mother was basically talking bout my dick!! Lol RAWR XD. anyways obviously she had a reason but god damn that was uncomfortable. in that moment, whether she hears "small", "average" or "large" determines whether or not she deems the last 20 minutes eyefucking me as a waste. imagine a world where I had a small dick and my girlfriend told her mother to get small sized dick children. i can't imagine the horror in a mother's eyes finding out her grown son in law is a small dicked subhuman dog.
then all of a sudden a guy named @Tony barged into the house and started going off, saying:
jfl that shiet would never happen to cocainecowboy who is 6'9 140kg (double ur bodyweight btw) and u will look like literal toddler micropenised streetshitting incel next to him. Balkans hit raw and then nut in mouth based cocaine based balkans, ausfreaks should burn in fire
@lutte @TsarTsar444 @WontStopNorwooding @Gargantuan @Shrek2OnDvD @them @CupOfCoffee @cloUder @gamma @AlexAP
The conversation made me want to make a brag thread on Looksmax so I got up to go to the bathroom to type up a thread that would rival even Larsanova or Loox in self-awareness. That’s when I overheard her mother talking about my dick size and if it was ideal for insemination, since she’s been looking for in vitro sperm donor for herself for months (they’re a whites family so the father is cucked beyond belief and has an insemination cuckolderly fetish himself) when my girlfriend said average, I heard her mother reply, “only average?” Disappointedly.
Since I know I’m gonna get asked, I’m 7.7 inches x 5.9 inches girth base x 5.5 inches girth mid shaft. Let me throw in a pic of myself that I got commissioned here too for no reason(natty)
:
at this point I was cringing my head off since her mother was basically talking bout my dick!! Lol RAWR XD. anyways obviously she had a reason but god damn that was uncomfortable. in that moment, whether she hears "small", "average" or "large" determines whether or not she deems the last 20 minutes eyefucking me as a waste. imagine a world where I had a small dick and my girlfriend told her mother to get small sized dick children. i can't imagine the horror in a mother's eyes finding out her grown son in law is a small dicked subhuman dog.
then all of a sudden a guy named @Tony barged into the house and started going off, saying:
jfl that shiet would never happen to cocainecowboy who is 6'9 140kg (double ur bodyweight btw) and u will look like literal toddler micropenised streetshitting incel next to him. Balkans hit raw and then nut in mouth based cocaine based balkans, ausfreaks should burn in fire
@lutte @TsarTsar444 @WontStopNorwooding @Gargantuan @Shrek2OnDvD @them @CupOfCoffee @cloUder @gamma @AlexAP
