My grandma wants me to be bloated

[changfrommumbai]

When your grandma is saying you to eat the bloat cookies on dinner table but you are fasting so you stare her down with stare of terror and despair to mog her hag ass to gandy heaven

 

[zakachiti]

When your grandma is saying you to eat the bloat cookies on dinner table but you are fasting so you stare her down with stare of terror and despair to mog her hag ass to gandy heaven

Leave your granny alone, nigga

 

[AppealGod123]

When your grandma is saying you to eat the bloat cookies on dinner table but you are fasting so you stare her down with stare of terror and despair to mog her hag ass to gandy heaven

and then you eat her cookies and actually turn to a chad

 

[changfrommumbai]

and then you eat her cookies and actually turn to a chad

Then next day ur asshole get streched from all that sugar so you lowkey have to finger it to make it soft

 

[foidletslayer]

Yeah tbh she’s apathetic, she doesn’t care for your looks therefore a logically deduced solution would be to fucking murder her in her sleep

 

[changfrommumbai]

Yeah tbh she’s apathetic, she doesn’t care for your looks therefore a logically deduced solution would be to fucking murder her in her sleep

Then a 95kg 6 3 htn enters my house to rob it but i put my baseball bat in his ass so he starts moaning and wakes up my girlfriend slept ovaries so she lowkey starts sucking me off

 

[foidletslayer]

Then a 95kg 6 3 htn enters my house to rob it but i put my baseball bat in his ass so he starts moaning and wakes up my girlfriend slept ovaries so she lowkey starts sucking me off

Sucking him off*

 

[changfrommumbai]

Sucking him off*

Why r u cuckold

 

[MirinDaZygos]

When your grandma is saying you to eat the bloat cookies on dinner table but you are fasting so you stare her down with stare of terror and despair to mog her hag ass to gandy heaven

igf1 signalling

 

[Taylors_Lil_Ethnic]

Then next day ur asshole get streched from all that sugar so you lowkey have to finger it to make it soft

Nigga is this a lil fun fact about you??

 

[foidletslayer]

Why r u cuckold

How? It’s YOUR gf. I’m the bvll who’ll redeem it all

 

[changfrommumbai]

Nigga is this a lil fun fact about you??

No nigga someone shared it with me